If it wasn't so scary it would be hilarious.

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  1. Neutrino_Albatross Legion of Dynamic Discord Registered Senior Member

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  3. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Oh dear Cthulhu, I feel bad for laughing at this guy. But anyone who can connect Pochahontas, Dugeons and Dragons (tsk tsk, it's Magic the Gathering nowadays), Harry Potter, The Stones, S&M, card shops, drugs, and Cthulhu knows whatelse into a global satanic conspiracy has my vote for "Nutcase of the Year".

    But oooh...look what he sells:

    Tyndale New Testament, 1536 (Replica Pub. Date:1999, Size: 6 x 8½) - $250 - #S-1

    Tyndale’s New Testament was the first portion of scripture ever printed in the English language. The book contains over 140 exquisite, original woodcuts. This New Testament is the rare Blank Stone edition and it is the first time it has ever been republished.

    And a reprint of an early KJV!

    *Unbridled lust bleeds into Xev's eyes*
     
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    That website has to be the most utterly disgusting thing I've read in a while. They're mocking Wicca; ideal Christians would accept the Wiccans...
     
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  7. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Illusion:

    Real Christians would accept the Wiccans?! What on earth makes you say this?

    Are you kidding or have you been drinking the bong water again?

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  8. Ekimklaw Believer in God Registered Senior Member

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    Hey thanks!

    Cool website. Thanks.

    This website is filled with great teachings. A bit heavy handed on some things for my taste, but generally very mainstream.

    Thanks again for posting the link. It's now bookmarked in my "favorites".


    -Mike


    Ps. Wiccans are free to believe whatever the heck they want to. I don't give a rat's tookus if some chubby, stringy-haired, ankle-tatoo-bearing, wannabe gothic chicks, and dork-fish slacker, D&D-playing, celtic-jewelery-wearing, druid-defending geeks want to get "sky-clad" with a few of thier renaissance-festival-attending friends and chant inane doggerel at the moon and trees. That's their business.
     
  9. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    That was sickening.
     
  10. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    People are silly.
     
  11. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Elkimlaw, marry me.

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    If they want to smear themselves with menstuel blood and howl at the moon, they can do that. If they are on their own private property, they have every right.

    I have the right to laugh at them. Christians have the right to stand on the street corners smelling of malt licquer yelling that the end is nigh and the Wiccans will burn.

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  12. Neutrino_Albatross Legion of Dynamic Discord Registered Senior Member

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    My personal favorite line: "When Christians take up the martial arts for self-defense, they are saying to God, "I don't trust You to protect me." Christians are to depend on God for protection."

    So obviously, inspite of all contradictery evidece, it is actually impossible for a christian to get attaced, raped and murdered. The intelligence of this statement astounds me.
     
  13. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    ummmmm
     
  14. Ekimklaw Believer in God Registered Senior Member

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    Xev... oh Xev

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    Ekimklaw, marry me.

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    Don't you think we'd better meet first? Your place or mine?

    -Mike
     
  15. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Mike:
    Oh, your choice. I always wanted to get to know Elkimlaw.

    Ooooh, looky what I found again!

    http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens.shtml

    So now you realize that it is atheists (and other nonbelievers) who are in favor of putting their "terminally ill" parents to death; who are in favor of murdering innocent human embryos and fetuses; who are perpetuating homosexuality, lesbianism, bestiality, pornography, pedophilia and etc; who are responsible for all the violence in the movie industry; who are responsible for all the smut on the web; who bear false witness against the existence of God; who bear the false testimony that the earth came into being by a cataclysmic explosion; who bear the false testimony of evolution; who bear the false testimony that man descended from the ape; who worship the creature rather than the Creator; who are responsible for all the moral decline in America and the world community.

    Holy fucking Cthulhu! Hey, I'll admit to perpetuating a little bit of lesbianism, and well, who hasn't perpetuated pornography?, but the rest?

    Yikes!

    I'm having fun with this!

    God's messenger is an AOLer.

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    I'd like to inform whatever athiest is in charge of porn to lay off on these plots.

    This is cheering me up very much.

    You don't say! Dig his response:

    I don't believe in God because I believe in him. I love me.

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    Hmm, so being an athiest automatically makes me a patriot?

    W00t! Go me! USA all the way, bay-bee!

    Okay, you can read the rest. I wish we had signatures back.
     
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  16. Increan Sage Registered Senior Member

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    Re: Hey thanks!

    I seriously think there is something majorly wrong with you now. This site is filled with more bullshit than I thought was humanly possible for one person to produce. I hope you are joking.
     
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  18. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    ther is writer. can't rememberthe name now, who claims she is a christian-wiccan high preistess.... i dont really understand how someone could be both. there are too many contrasts.
     
  19. -iLluSiON- Registered Senior Member

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    IDEAL Christians shall accept any other form of any religion. God is supposed to accept anyone for who they are and bring them to this "heaven" they speak of. If you don't believe that and you're Christian, you are false. Heh. Anyways, just another note that most Christians don't even know what they're talking about, especially when it's about their own damn religion.
     
  20. -iLluSiON- Registered Senior Member

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    Oh, and by the way: Noah's flood was ripped off of the Epic of Gilgamesh. The 10 Commandments was taken from Hammarubi's Law. Almost all roots of Judaism/Christianity are stolen from earlier religions. As the great Adam once said :

    "- The christian religion and bible were developed over a long period by many different people, collecting and collating stories from other religions and cultures.

    For example:

    - The entire "god sends his son down to die for our sins" thing, including the bit about rising three days after his death, was stolen from Mithraism.
    - The demons and angels, it seems to me, was nicked from Zoroastrianism.
    - The whole Noah's Ark story was pinched from the Akkadians.
    - The goat-legged devil? Pan.

    Every damn thing in that book was ripped off from somewhere else, incorporated into their new religion because it was far easier than making stuff up anew."
     
  21. yumyum The All Knowing.. I think Registered Senior Member

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    lol that was a joke right? no? and thats the scary thing these guy need to get there head out there ass, i mean its sad to know star wars is evil.
     
  22. Lady Banned Banned

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    COOL SITE.
     
  23. New Life Registered Senior Member

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    Ok, the site was insane and wow I cant believe that anyone could be so totally nuts! the stuff about the athiests was so wrong that even as a christian I hafta laugh at this guy! christians do bad things too all the time, we're all the 'criminals of the world' and if the government was sane they'd find HIM and deal with him properly!
     

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