If Aliens did come to Earth, and annouced their presence..., what would you want their alien race to be like.

I personally would prefer either peaceful super-intelligent beings, who could solve all our environmental, disease, and technological problems............ Or a race of alien "Carmen Electra" look-a-likes, with a need for "companionship"...;)

....what would you want their alien race to be like.
Friendly. ;)

Not like my Silicon life form design, or I would be a little Irate about someone ripping me off over patents.

Something that can easily communicate with us.

Vulcans, maybe?

what would you want their alien race to be like.

Me.

:eek:

I would want them to be like Americans
Truth Justice & the American Way!
& don't forget,to think of ways to make more $ for the same product(ie like Microsoft )

:D :D

Pink

Hey, Odin. If they were like Americans, we'd be met by a race of idiots (no offence). Carmen Electra, no way. Milla Jovovich lookalikes with a desperate need for lovin and procreation.

I have a feeling that they are going to be peaceful, but the idiots running our countries will see them as a threat and try to attack them causing a catastrophic retaliation.

In short WE'RE ALL DOOMED

who could solve all our environmental, disease, and technological problems

But wouldn't that take all the fun and challenge out of life?

You know we'd just screw it up again

Originally posted by Nancy_Lieder
If Aliens did come to Earth, and annouced their presence..., what would you want their alien race to be like.

I personally would prefer either peaceful super-intelligent beings, who could solve all our environmental, disease, and technological problems............ Or a race of alien "Carmen Electra" look-a-likes, with a need for "companionship"...;)

First of all, I'm quite surprised to meet you here, dear Nancy!!
You're supposed to know me, I'm Gil from israel who translate ZetaTalk to Hebrew!!
I'm so glad to see ya here. The translation is getting very well, the first section will be completed soon, but i have some remarks for the main page- you shouldn't change there anything. but i should talk via email, not here...

About your quesion, i've a simple truley answer:
I do not care what would be the race, but they must have good willings to help us.

I really want them to help to end the killing here in the Middle East cause it's getting worse from day to day.

Cheers,
Gil Weinstein.

What happened to Nancy? Did she get abducted? :D

Originally posted by kmguru
What happened to Nancy? Did she get abducted? :D

Hmmm...
Nancy has contacts with the Zeta-raticulans. She's their emissary.

Nancy has contacts with the Zeta-raticulans. She's their emissary.

HahAH......do you seriously believe that? :bugeye:

Maybe aliens exist, but humans don't have contact with them......I would personally like peacefull ones. But I wouldn't wan't them to give teach the bad guys anything technological - They'd make bigger badder weapons. I think aliens would know well enough that we have to kill eachother a bit longer and more intensely before we realize that it's wrong.

After that, I'd like them to teach us about things we haven't yet discovered.

BTW, I don't really care what aliens would look like, as long as they don't drool on me.

Of course you know what would happen. All those paranoid conspiracy theorists would start saying that this is a coverup and they aren't real aliens

Good one!
:D

Hey Elbaz. Are you calling thousands of Rednecks liars?:D :D

I believe that they are observing us as we speak and that we have some potential to go out into the stars one day. Hopefully a Tuesday.

BobG, you're probably right. They've been trying to prove that the US Government has contact with Aliens and has their technology that when it becomes true, they'll try to disprove what they've been saying for years. Idiots.

I just hope they all look like Milla Jovovich. No tentacles please. Maybe a horn or two.

Nancy has contacts with the Zeta-raticulans. She's their emissary.

I'm the ambassador to the ass~heads from the pilot episode of Star Trek. So there.

On the whole americans are stupid, but some of us are generally more intelligent than others. Our leader sucks, though. Maybe he'll get vaporized.

And, while here, I would like to initiate the "bring back the alien blowjob avatar, gil!" vote.

I vote for Gil_W to bring back the alien blowjob avatar. I liked it better.

Originally posted by Gil
Nancy has contacts with the Zeta-raticulans. She's their emissary.

Originally posted by Elbaz
HahAH......do you seriously believe that? :bugeye:

http://www.zetatalk.com, the real Nancy seems to.

The poster calling themselves Nancy Leider here is not the real Nancy. (S)he is far too lucid and intelligent to be the Nanzeta. Simple test will show this,

Nancy, what is the magnitude of Planet X now? Where on a telescope is the magnitude nob?

Gil, seriously, you're not actually helping the Nanzeta with translation are you? Are You? Please say no. If you are, we need a serious talk about this.

Where on a telescope is the magnitude nob?
Generally, right next to the knob for the guiding reticle's neutrino illuminator.

Maybe aliens exist, but humans don't have contact with them......

Gil, you changed your avatar! Now I cannot make jokes about how they are interning for Bill Clinton.

I vote for Gil_W to bring back the alien blowjob avatar. I liked it better.

Yes! Bring it back please, Gil W!! Please!

No tentacles please.

Now thed, that is just mean. What, you would deny a whole generation of Japanese? :(

Xev, not fair. Twasn't me who made the comment on tentacles. I like tentacles, tentacles are cute. The more the merrier in my opinion.

But anyway, you see, the real Nancy Leider would have replied to my previous comments with her characteristic style of a long ramble beginning,

Begin ZetaTalk

We the Zeta's tell you humans that you have no clue about science. Planet X is only visible in observatory grade telescopes as it is 23 times larger than Earth, a Brown Dwarf and a diffuse red object. It's current magnitude is 20.

End ZetaTalk

Pointing out the absurdity of the claim only results in more psychobabble then a claim that Plant X is really Mag +2 (in Zeta maths) but really Mag +30 to us.

Sorry Thed, that was Thor. Ooops.

Saith Xev, high priestess of the many-tentacled Cthulhu. ;)

Thanks for the recognition

ok.
here's the fluffy version :
i would like em all to look like caprice bourett; and kelly brook; and every other babe that's worth a damn; and i'd like em to be instantly in need of reproduction; to create a human-alien hybrid.

the realistic version:
i beleive; that first of all; nobody; and i mean nobody; would take the amount of pain that the aliens would to journey to our planet; and do it to help us. yes; i said it; they won't help us.
secondly; i don't beleive that they'll come in the form of little green men; with fancy antennaes in cool looking spaceships with a thousand blinking lights[the lights having no function whatever]
what i beleive is that if they are to journey this far; they would already have technology far more sophisticated from us. they would be able to use nanotechnology; to create microbial agents; which could travel through taychons [in case ya don't know what they are; lets use the word black holes instead of em; they're not black holes; but they're close.pretty close] and then; these microbes would enter our planet; send back a surveillance report using some advanced communication device [again; using taychons] and then enter our blood stream; infect our dna; and mutate us.
i know this sounds way over the top; but thats what i beleive.
i mean come on! you don't expect primitive lifeforms to travel this big distances do ya? little green men simply cannot do that; nanites; and microbes can. remember the movie 'evolution'? mulder says[uh! sorry; duchovny says] that the simplest of organisms is also the most perfect.
and when you really come down to think about it; i think these microbes could already be among us! [now that would make a great x-files 10th season. what do you think?]
:D

Personally, I think you need to up your dosage.

I'm sticking to my original plan. MILLA JOVOVICH LOOK-A-LIKES ALL THE WAY

Heil to Milla...

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