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I got a big gun hidden under there. :p
http://87.117.195.108/~soflytk/images/pics/148483_1156594252.jpg
http://87.117.195.108/~soflytk/images/pics/148483_1156594383.jpg
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At night!
http://87.117.195.108/~soflytk/images/pics/148483_1156594554.jpg
:o
Kat9Lives 08-29-06, 09:12 AM can't complain..
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:12 AM http://87.117.195.108/~soflytk/images/pics/148483_1156594252.jpg
http://87.117.195.108/~soflytk/images/pics/148483_1156594383.jpg
you'd make a very pretty girly boy, have you ever thought of breast implants?
I pic whored cos everyone started calming me girly, which I am girly not. I mean what girly guy has a body like that?
I've been working on my body, straight been eating chicken and butter with protein shakes and having less sex.
Kat9Lives 08-29-06, 09:15 AM less sex???? you should be having more sex to tone your body!!!!
you'd make a very pretty girly boy, have you ever thought of breast implants?
NO!
less sex???? you should be having more sex to tone your body!!!!
Yeah but I lose protein every time I come. Its like losing half a pint* of blood every time you come. (OK I just made that up) but you know what I am trying to say.
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:18 AM Yeah but I lose protein every time I come. Its like losing half a paint of blood every time you come. (OK I just made that up) but you know what I am trying to say.
sex burns up to 500 calories in 30mins
so for you that'd be 16.66 calories burned in one sex session ;)
hahahah
Well not girl has called me a girly in like off the Internet and I've never been dumped by a girl, and all the girls I have dated have been super attractive, although they didn't have that sexy feet!
thedevilsreject 08-29-06, 09:19 AM I pic whored cos everyone started calming me girly, which I am girly not. I mean what girly guy has a body like that?
dunno but there are some guy girls with a body like this
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8387/bodybuilderlh1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:19 AM http://87.117.195.108/~soflytk/images/pics/148483_1156594554.jpg
:o
This is a nice pic, you look almost human
sex burns up to 500 calories in 30mins
so for you that'd be 16.66 calories burned in one sex session ;)
I take about 1 hour 40 minutes.
Kat9Lives 08-29-06, 09:20 AM ok.so your having less sex to attain a better body, why?? a better body to get more attention and get more sex??? hmmm... see where i am going with this??
This is a nice pic, you look almost human
I had a hard-on too can you notice? :)
thedevilsreject 08-29-06, 09:21 AM I take about 1 hour 40 minutes.
that aint good news buddy, you got a knot in your ball sack or what?
thedevilsreject 08-29-06, 09:21 AM I had a hard-on too can you notice? :)
that fact that no-one noticed is also not a good sign
ok.so your having less sex to attain a better body, why?? a better body to get more attention and get more sex??? hmmm... see where i am going with this??
I am thinking of quitting messing around and being a real Muslim dude, and getting married. Theres more to life then how many women you've slept with etc.
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:22 AM Well not girl has called me a girly in like off the Internet and I've never been dumped by a girl, and all the girls I have dated have been super attractive, although they didn't have that sexy feet!
never been dumped? I'm sure you've posted about potential dumpings before now. What about that internet girl you posted about recently? She said u were worse than her bf who used to beat her?
anyway the feet is where its at :)
Kat9Lives 08-29-06, 09:22 AM lol
dunno but there are some guy girls with a body like this
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8387/bodybuilderlh1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
#
IS that a man or a woman?
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:24 AM I had a hard-on too can you notice? :)
no?
should I try to enlarge the pic, my magnification can only do so much though.
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:25 AM perhaps a thong pic ?
spuriousmonkey 08-29-06, 09:25 AM http://87.117.195.108/~soflytk/images/pics/148483_1156594252.jpg
http://87.117.195.108/~soflytk/images/pics/148483_1156594383.jpg
It must be a fulltime job being so cool.
Kat9Lives 08-29-06, 09:26 AM don't knock him coz he's pretty...
never been dumped? I'm sure you've posted about potential dumpings before now. What about that internet girl you posted about recently? She said u were worse than her bf who used to beat her?
anyway the feet is where its at :)
She said I sounded like her ex husband, meaning misogynistic. She told me she got raped by her husband and I was "how the fuck can you get raped by your husband his your husband" you get me. Anyway, she was on the net, I kinda got obsessive about her, I don't know there was something about her. Anyway am over it all now.
Yeah its all about the sexy feet!!! rest of the female is trivial.
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:27 AM http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17255170/
this is a girly boy, ie a boy that wants to have breast implants and dress like a chick, but keeps the tackle in tact.
It must be a fulltime job being so cool.
Oh yeah fo'sure playa!
thedevilsreject 08-29-06, 09:28 AM don't knock him coz he's pretty...
:bugeye:
You look like a total Jat. Cool.
thedevilsreject 08-29-06, 09:28 AM http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17255170/
this is a girly boy, ie a boy that wants to have breast implants and dress like a chick, but keeps the tackle in tact.
it seems you've been looking a lot at this ToR
The Devil Inside 08-29-06, 09:29 AM I take about 1 hour 40 minutes.
ok, you say you take "about" an hour forty minutes.
that is a pretty exact figure to say "about" about...dont you think?
i think perhaps you are trying to impress your internet non-friends.
*shrug*
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17255170/
this is a girly boy, ie a boy that wants to have breast implants and dress like a chick, but keeps the tackle in tact.
Thats a girl, I can't believe that is a guy! :eek:
Actually, thats a good way to pull dyke's!
spuriousmonkey 08-29-06, 09:29 AM Oh yeah fo'sure playa!
Well, you don't look as much as a girly as on the previous pictures we have seen. But maybe you are overdoing it a little on the attitude??? But then again life is about being yourself. Maybe that's you.
Well, you don't look as much as a girly as on the previous pictures we have seen. But maybe you are overdoing it a little on the attitude??? But then again life is about being yourself. Maybe that's you.
If I lose the attitude I lose the woman. Women love impatient, arrogant motherfuckers
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:33 AM it seems you've been looking a lot at this ToR
I googled 'girly boy' and this site was first in the search
I was hoping for something more explicit to demonstrate what one was, but they are very hot so 'buyer beware' especially if going to brazil.
thedevilsreject 08-29-06, 09:33 AM the yellow band takes away all crediblity for me
ok, you say you take "about" an hour forty minutes.
that is a pretty exact figure to say "about" about...dont you think?
i think perhaps you are trying to impress your internet non-friends.
*shrug*
No thats about how long I take. Depending on which one I am with.
spuriousmonkey 08-29-06, 09:34 AM If I lose the attitude I lose the woman. Women love impatient, arrogant motherfuckers
Yes. Some do.
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:34 AM If I lose the attitude I lose the woman. Women love impatient, arrogant motherfuckers
nope they don't,
I googled 'girly boy' and this site was first in the search
I was hoping for something more explicit to demonstrate what one was, but they are very hot so 'buyer beware' especially if going to brazil.
I got to admit, if that guy was a girl I'd date her I mean him. or do I mena her? Am confused now!
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:35 AM No thats about how long I take. Depending on which one I am with.
i think if you were suitably aroused, (by some pretty feet for example) you'd be over a lot sooner.
i think if you were suitably aroused, (by some pretty feet for example) you'd be over a lot sooner.
Yeah no doubt about that.
nope they don't,
Well thats how I have been acting for the past 2 months and my pussy pulling rate has quadrupled.
mountainhare 08-29-06, 09:40 AM TheoryofRelativity, now that Muslim has posted some piccy's of himself, are you going to reciprocate and post pictures of your feet?
*Thinks to self: Please say yes, please say yes*
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:40 AM Well thats how I have been acting for the past 2 months and my pussy pulling rate has quadrupled.
but is it quality pussy or just quantity?
Nice, intelligent, know how to please females don't appreciate ass holes
Kat9Lives 08-29-06, 09:40 AM Well thats how I have been acting for the past 2 months and my pussy pulling rate has quadrupled.
whatever works i suppose. i like a confident cocky guy..i must admit
phonetic 08-29-06, 09:42 AM Do men ever chat you up, Muslim?
mountainhare 08-29-06, 09:43 AM Originally Posted by Muslim
Well thats how I have been acting for the past 2 months and my pussy pulling rate has quadrupled.
0 x 4 = 0
Yeah, I guess what you say makes sense...
More...
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8772/1484831156594734hg2.jpg
It was for my girl!
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:44 AM TheoryofRelativity, now that Muslim has posted some piccy's of himself, are you going to reciprocate and post pictures of your feet?
*Thinks to self: Please say yes, please say yes*
I already have posted pic of my feet, lol, it was funny thread that was.
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=56706
are u another foot fetishist? yikes
but is it quality pussy or just quantity?
Nice, intelligent, know how to please females don't appreciate ass holes
Come to think of it, most of them I haven't been attracted to. lol
More...
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8772/1484831156594734hg2.jpg
It was for my girl!
Nice. Your eyes show to advantage here.
But you don't look...21, is it?
phonetic 08-29-06, 09:45 AM cmon everybody, altogether now -
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
whatever works i suppose. i like a confident cocky guy..i must admit
You'd love me then.
mountainhare 08-29-06, 09:47 AM Theory:
are u another foot fetishist? yikes
Why 'yikes'?
I mean, isn't that a woman's dream? A guy who actually wants to give her a foot massage, without any expectation of sex?
Kat9Lives 08-29-06, 09:47 AM awwwwwwww
Nice. Your eyes show to advantage here.
But you don't look...21, is it?
I know I look young. I can't even get into clubs sometimes or buy drinks. They think I'm too young.
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5940/1484831156594558sk9.jpg
^this ones an older one.
phonetic 08-29-06, 09:48 AM Don't you have ID?
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:48 AM Theory:
Why 'yikes'?
I mean, isn't that a woman's dream? A guy who actually wants to give her a foot massage, without any expectation of sex?
http://img459.imageshack.us/my.php?image=footuq6.jpg
and no to the foot massaging
though I can do foot and leg massage, and hand/arm (taught) the rest I improvise, but it's all good.
thedevilsreject 08-29-06, 09:48 AM I know I look young. I can't even get into clubs sometimes or buy drinks. They think I'm too young.
why would need to be over 21 to buy non-alchoholic drinks, i mean you after all you dont drink alcohol
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1356/1484831156595053dl8.jpg
recent one.
why would need to be over 21 to buy non-alchoholic drinks, i mean you after all you dont drink alcohol
I mean for my non* Muslim friends!
Kat9Lives 08-29-06, 09:50 AM http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1356/1484831156595053dl8.jpg
recent one.
yeah...i'd try and pick you up
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 09:50 AM I mean for my mom Muslim friends!
;) to that
meanwhile how olda re you and how tall, you look around 5'6 in your pics
Don't you have ID?
No don't carry ID.
thedevilsreject 08-29-06, 09:50 AM I mean for my mom Muslim friends!
lmfao, you cant be serious
;) to that
meanwhile how olda re you and how tall, you look around 5'6 in your pics
Am 23. and I'm about 5'8, 5'9
lmfao, you cant be serious
I mean non Muslim friends. majority of whom are females.
yeah...i'd try and pick you up
Cool!
thedevilsreject 08-29-06, 09:54 AM Am 23. and I'm about 5'8, 5'9
so whats the distance between your index finger tip and the bottom of your thumb
phonetic 08-29-06, 09:54 AM Do you think we'd make a good couple?
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1356/1484831156595053dl8.jpg
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/9070/smeinnitmu7.jpg
imaplanck. 08-29-06, 09:56 AM Jesus man!
I've never seen anyone catch self love so bad.
so whats the distance between your index finger tip and the bottom of your thumb
Its 7 - maybe 8 inches. Why?
thedevilsreject 08-29-06, 09:56 AM Jesus man!
I've never seen anyone catch self love so bad.
he aint caught it, he was born with it
Do you think we'd make a good couple?
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1356/1484831156595053dl8.jpg
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/9070/smeinnitmu7.jpg
Am not gay man. Sorry!
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 10:19 AM whats happened to that essay? What is you opening paragraph?
whats happened to that essay? What is you opening paragraph?
LMAO! you still remember.
Crunchy Cat 08-29-06, 10:39 AM You're so... um... pretty
^ thanks! are you a female?
Theoryofrelativity 08-29-06, 10:55 AM ^ thanks! are you a female?
he's a guy
back to the essay, am I to assume it was said in jest?
he's a guy
back to the essay, am I to assume it was said in jest?
maybe
Muslim, your infatuation with yourself is most evident and explains a great many things, as does your glazed-over blank stare.
Carcano 08-29-06, 01:28 PM http://87.117.195.108/~soflytk/images/pics/148483_1156594383.jpg
You look deeply religious.
phonetic 08-29-06, 01:38 PM Well there isn't that much difference between Mecca and Harlem, is there?
:eek: Holy Mother Of Christ on a Stick!!!!! Mercy! What a gorgeous slab of Muslim Meat!!! That very 1st set of pictures is astonishingly delicious! :bugeye:
Even those eyebrows are strikingly sexy. I want to run my tongue across them.
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5940/1484831156594558sk9.jpg
^this ones an older one.It's Official: I'm in Love ;)
phonetic 08-29-06, 06:48 PM I already got knocked back :P
Unless you're a really convincing shemale he's not into it apparently.
I already got knocked back :P
Unless you're a really convincing shemale he's not into it apparently.
I could get him real drunk and......
imaplanck. 08-29-06, 06:52 PM lmao I knew it.
I need those pics on my ceiling!!!! THAT is Exquisite breeding. I may need to exit for awhile and race to the loo and relieve my throbbing tension!
phonetic 08-29-06, 07:00 PM I might start a Muslim cafepress store. You'll be able to buy Muslim clothing, mugs, trucker hats, etc, soon. Maybe even a bedspread, Genji ;)
I might start a Muslim cafepress store. You'll be able to buy Muslim clothing, mugs, trucker hats, etc, soon. Maybe even a bedspread, Genji ;)I'm getting all tingly just THINKING about it! A Muslim BEDSPREAD! I could rub my nimble perky body all over it! I would give away my car and a kidney to rub him down with a good moisturizer. He's truly a work of art.
It's Official: I'm in Love ;)
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5940/1484831156594558sk9.jpg
I'm not surprised. He is cute, isn't he?
That's my favorite pic, too! ;)
invert_nexus 08-29-06, 07:25 PM Hmm.
So you used to be a white guy? What happened?
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5940/1484831156594558sk9.jpg
I'm not surprised. He is cute, isn't he?
That's my favorite pic, too! ;)He could be a movie star! Now I need to see some butt. :eek:
Hmm.
So you used to be a white guy? What happened?
that's a good point! :bugeye:
He could be a movie star! Now I need to see some butt. :eek:
Actually he looks like a lot of Punjabi guys do.
Here's my fav Punjabi. (now he's a movie star)
http://pschuler.club.fr/Cinema/Acteurs/Hrithik-Roshan/Hrithik5.jpg
edit: putting a link for the image; don't want to take away from Muslim's beauty :p
Actually he looks like a lot of Punjabi guys do.
Here's my fav Punjabi. (now he's a movie star)
FABULOUS hair and eyes but maybe a wee bit too "pretty" for me.
FABULOUS hair and eyes but maybe a wee bit too "pretty" for me.
You haven't seen his body :D
You haven't seen his body :DI sure wouldn't turn it down!
imaplanck. 08-29-06, 07:55 PM This is like candy in a candy store for you isn't dude? ;)
This is like candy in a candy store for you isn't dude? ;)If you're talking to me: YES! I had a 3 day weekend and was catching up where I left off here when BAM! This thread dislocated my jaw as I gasped in shock and delight!
invert_nexus 08-29-06, 08:07 PM Oh. And, Muslim, you still look girly. Nothing you can do about it other than maybe breaking your nose or getting some scars. It's your facial features. Your jaw, mostly. A little thing that narrows down to a point. Very feminine.
Nothing wrong with that, really. I mean look at the compliments you're getting. Girly boys are in these days, You knew that, didn't you? Look at all the girly boy teen heart throbs in Hollywood.
Cute, though, how you feel you've got to vindicate yourself in the eyes of sciforums.
Yeah but I lose protein every time I come. Its like losing half a pint* of blood every time you come. (OK I just made that up) but you know what I am trying to say.I'd love some 'protein' splashed all over my face! Or as salad dressing. VERY nutritious PLUS it might make me more powerful and manly!
Oh. And, Muslim, you still look girly. Nothing you can do about it other than maybe breaking your nose or getting some scars. It's your facial features. Your jaw, mostly. A little thing that narrows down to a point. Very feminine.
Nothing wrong with that, really. I mean look at the compliments you're getting. Girly boys are in these days, You knew that, didn't you? Look at all the girly boy teen heart throbs in Hollywood.
Cute, though, how you feel you've got to vindicate yourself in the eyes of sciforums.He's not girly! The pic of the Punjabi man is. You're jealous that Muslim is beautiful.
perhaps a thong pic ?YEAH! A thong pic! Thong pic! Thong pic!
I know I look young. I can't even get into clubs sometimes or buy drinks. They think I'm too young.Not a thing wrong with that! You'd make a Fortune as a go-go boy at a gay club!
invert_nexus 08-29-06, 08:20 PM Here's what a real man looks like!
http://www.nd.edu/~sheridan/Neander%20Valley/Neander%20Valley-Images/11.jpg
Bow down before Torg. Great manly man of manliness!!
Muslim is just a wannabe girly man. Like this guy:
http://www.paradise.gen.nz/~sloth/000721/000722g.jpg
Hmm.
So you used to be a white guy? What happened?
He's a Cheema Jat; they're ethnically Indo-Europeans
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheema
invert_nexus 08-29-06, 08:24 PM He's a Cheema Jat; they're ethnically Indo-Europeans
He's dark in most of his pictures and not in a tanned way. But, then there's those pictures where he looks like a lily white goth kid that has never seen the sun a day in his life.
Does he just have a really good tan?
In England? Is such a thing possible?
Or do the Cheema Jats fluctuate between light and dark phases? Is it timed to the moon something like the menstrual cycle? Can we tell when he's fertile and can be impregnated by the paleness or darkness of his skin on a given day?
Depends on the time of year. North Indians (and Pakistanis, I presume) tan very easily. They lose their tans just as easily.
Or maybe he uses some stuff.
invert_nexus 08-29-06, 08:27 PM Muaha!
An even better image of a girly man!
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/10uggies.jpg
Is this you invert?
http://www.paradise.gen.nz/~sloth/000721/000722g.jpg
invert_nexus 08-29-06, 08:40 PM Nope. I'm the first one holding the rock.
That look is passe, not metrosexual enough. ;)
domesticated om 08-29-06, 09:10 PM http://87.117.195.108/~soflytk/images/pics/148483_1156594193.jpg
http://87.117.195.108/~soflytk/images/pics/148483_1156594195.jpg
I got a big gun hidden under there. :p
Oh cool. I can work with this. I was getting kinda bored with trying to photoshop the skydiver in the other thread.
makeshift 08-29-06, 09:39 PM Awesome idea man!
Muslim:
In that second pic, are you pouting your lips knowingly? or is that your normal visage?
imaplanck. 08-29-06, 10:24 PM Oh cool. I can work with this. I was getting kinda bored with trying to photoshop the skydiver in the other thread.
I dont have photoshop but I thought I'd have ago at using paint to solve muslims cum problem and make the dude a bit of cash into the bargain.
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l106/imaplanck/148483_11565941951-1.jpg
I dont have photoshop but I thought I'd have ago and using paint to solve muslims cum problem and make the dude a bit of cash into the bargain.
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l106/imaplanck/148483_11565941951.jpg :bugeye: Grab me a bucket! I need Islamosauce!
Muaha!
An even better image of a girly man!
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/10uggies.jpg
Ahhh... my picture in the picture thread.
:o
So, Muslim... you're trying to prove something to a bunch of people on the internet?
LOL yes. It's like "Ha! I rule."
Then he logs off, re-enters reality... and everything is the same.
Theoryofrelativity 08-30-06, 02:43 AM He wants to be my bitch
Zakariya04 08-30-06, 05:26 AM Hummmmmm
Of all the self actualism.. this thread is quite incredible.
Very confusing too.
You look deeply religious.
I am trying to be.
He wants to be my bitch
:D :o
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