IMDs in Iraq

Discussion in 'World Events' started by hypewaders, Apr 17, 2008.

  1. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    Iranians of Mass Distraction are the latest villains being marketed by the Bush Administration as the reason Iraq is spiraling into civil war. Recent White House talking-points echoed by General Petraeus assert that "Special Groups" and other spoilers from Iran are subverting our victorious efforts at friendly nation-building in Iraq. What is to be done about them is left dangling.

    Blaming Iran's influence among the Shi'a of the Persian Gulf region for present perils is like blaming gravity. It was completely apparent to those with a basic understanding of the region since before the toppling of Saddam Hussein's Sunni-dominated regime, that Iran would reap a windfall of influence should Shi'a of the region become politically empowered.

    For the neoconservatives and their defenders to assert that our mission in Iraq is now become the containment of Iran is as manipulative and disingenuous as the original WMD ruse that produced Iran's windfall. As the blowback from this serial manipulation of US fears cascades further, and for as long as USAmerican opinion caves to deception, this spectacle will continue to resemble an old children's song:
     
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  3. Gustav Banned Banned

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    I Spy
    With My Little Eye

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    Ragheads
     
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    Nice Crusader-Fort image there, Gus.
     
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    Watching you crazies is like going to the zoo: it's so darn entertaining!

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    You know how the boy cried wolf? It's not exactly like in the story, but the wolf is actually in teh house, stealing sheep. Whatcha gonna do though... as McCain said, it would be a tough sell.
     
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    I'm unclear about how you are applying the Boy Who Cried Wolf parable. To whom or what are you attributing the allegorical roles of boy, wolf, and sheep in our discussion of IMDs?
     
  9. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Funny, Hype.

    America's Alpha Males are off in the war zones doing Alpha Male stuff.

    The beta male girls hang back so they can bitch they're being made to look like performance-anxious bitches.

    Water seeks it own level, it is said.
     
  10. Roman Banned Banned

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    So what are you up to, old man?
     
  11. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    I'm up to using your young man's estrogen toxicity to publicly humiliate you into getting your head screwed on right.

    You've been reemed, and you've been liking it.

    I'm here to offer that there's more to your public education than you've been lead to believe exists.

    Or, I'm just shaking my head, and laughing at your chronic disability.

    Fish: Barrel: Stuff

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  12. Roman Banned Banned

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    So... touching yourself in public?
    Cool.
     
  13. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Ah. You've got that Voyeur-thingy working overtime time for you.

    Okay. See it winking at you -- one to the other.
     
  14. Roman Banned Banned

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    If you're into other guys watching, that's cool. Not really my style, but I can get where you're coming from.

    Validation, you know?
     
  15. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    An "If" well within your own illiteracy.

    You da man.
     
  16. Gustav Banned Banned

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    ha
    fratboy got pwn3d
     
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    1980's Alpha Males

    Soon, America sent an ambassador to Iraq to let Iraq know that the United States would covertly assist them (Iran-Iraq War 1980-1988). Starting in 1987, the United States began openly supporting Iraq, but never made attacks on Iranian targets. But in 1988, the last year of the war, the United States flew limited missions against Iran before the war ended (Iran-Iraq War 1980-1988).

    Chief Alpha Male decides to grow some balls way too late. pansy ass biatch

    now
    fast forward 20 yrs

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    fuck
    look at those nuts, roman!
    alright, easy now. tear your eyeballs away for just a sec

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    x4

    dumbfuck and very dead alpha males

    so ahh, g
    what yer alphas waiting for? i mean....go fight the good fight already
    killing and torturing civilians, raping female GI's just does not cut it in this beta bitch's book
     
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  18. Gustav Banned Banned

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    oh, g

    $ ls
    bin
    $ cd bin
    $ ls
    laden
    $ cd ..
    $ rm -r bin/laden
    bin/laden: No such file or directory

    /taunt
     
  19. otheadp Banned Banned

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    Sounds like frat-boy bitch talk to me

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    You're walking yourself, face first, right into G's description.

    It's alright. It's allowed to be a clever beta male girl nowadays. You're really good with your tongue too. You must be an alpha woman!

    $ls
    Gus
    $rm beta_male_girly
    $ls
    No such file or directory
    /pwn3t

    Teh wolf is "serious danger from some middle eastern thugs". Teh boy is the US government. Teh sheep are US soldiers, US interests, US allies (including Iraqis).

    It's not exactly analogous bc Saddam wasn't just an empty threat. But many people still think he wasn't. Anyway, I think if it wasn't for the failure to find WMDs in teh eye rack, Iranian gov't would be receiving early Christmas presents in the only form they understand: large packages coming through their chimnies.
     
  20. Gustav Banned Banned

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    /ashamed

    i have seen the light
    and it is in zion
    i shall deny no longer
    my heritage
    one half of it
    that is


    i make preparations
    for tomorrow
    i will be in jerusalem
    with my sisters


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    outta my way, maggots
     
  21. otheadp Banned Banned

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    Hot!

    Thanks for the pics

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  22. Echo3Romeo One man wolfpack Registered Senior Member

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    Haha, well played.

    One nice thing about conscription is that you at least end up populating the ranks with some hotties.
     
  23. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    Where do I sign up for the IDF?

    Are there co-ed weapons instructor jobs but above the 10th-Grade schoolgirl level?

    Those will be some massively distracting Israelis in a coupla years

    Chubba Chubba
     

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