I want to live my next life backwards...

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by cosmictraveler, Mar 3, 2008.

  1. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    You start out dead and get that out of the way.

    Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and

    collect your pension.

    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

    You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally

    promiscuous.

    Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have

    no responsibilities.

    Then you become a baby, and then.........

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like

    Conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then.............

    You finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    than in the end you curl into a vagina as a baby? Who is willing to do that? It has to be automatic...just like death is for everyone
     
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  7. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Men are always trying their best to get back into where they came out of.
     
  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    0.mg...ur right
     

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