I would like to take over the world. Give ideas please, once i take over whoevers idea i used to take over will get a country of their choice.

What conditions do you want the world to be in when you assume control?

That's a tough one, has it ever been done before?

In a good condition would be nice. Prefrably with women running the countries(ofcoure reporting back to me) as women are usualy more peaceful than men so an attack on my power would be less likely.

The whole world hasnt been taken over but i think Genghis Khan took over about half the known world. I think the Ottoman empire took over quite a lot aswell.

Good condition? That makes it a little more time consuming....

Best plan I can come up with of the top of head requires you to invent something wolrd changing, or come up with an extremely popular service.

Buy a globe atlas and declare it YOURS! It's the ONLY way.

Kill all the other people who want to do the same.

Already got one its not satifying my hunger anymore. whats the best way to get people to follow you in to a revolution.

Cant kill the others yet they got guns, the only thing i got in my arsenal so far is a souvenier knife from cyprus, but i get the feeling it might bend if stabb someone with that.

Already got one its not satifying my hunger anymore. whats the best way to get people to follow you in to a revolution.

Find yourself in the right place at the right time with massive charisma and an amazing message that everyone can relate to and make sure you have the backing of very powerful people that will help you as long as there is something in it for them.

Cyprus not cyprus. I live in Cyprus.

The most powerfull person i know is the pizza shop owner. I can get him to spit in the pizzas of the people who dont join the revolution. UHHH HAA HAAA HAA

I think were getting somewhere.

I would like to take over the world. Give ideas please, once i take over whoevers idea i used to take over will get a country of their choice.

Start by trying to take control over your wife's or girlfriend's shopping. If you can manage that you are ready to take control over the world.

I wish you luck, i think ive got better chance of taking over the world.

The world you know about is the one that you are surrounded by every day. You need to be in charge of where you are and your surroundings first to see if you do a good job there with those you know and who you live with.

Thats too long i want the world!!!! give me the WORLD.

But you got a point there, if i dont get a good idea here ill start with that.

the important query is what are you going to do with it?

Best thing to do is let other nuisances do it for you. Like propagating a world war. Propaganda is your greatest weapon; a fascist named Hitler used it. Make sure the war eliminates the strongest country, or create one during the war, only to destroy them later so your entry will be a little easier. Tip the momentum of the war in favor of the stronger country and then assassinate their leader, label him a fascist and lay down better living conditions for his countrymen. At the same time get closer to the lesser countries, they will be too drenched in victory to realize your gradual inclination to power, then ultimately unite them under a treaty of some kind or cite economic dependency. What you can do with propaganda is endless. Just remember that madness is an exception in the individual but a rule in group. A lesson in the abyss of propaganda

You can dream your day dream in 21st century and die within 100 years, so when 22nd century comes. Those little pupils in schools would know for sure that those who worships hegemony is only arrogant clown. Cause heroes are saints that take 9 planets like apples. Taking over Earth, which is not even a tiny star ( u should know why earth is not a star if u know just a lil bit of astronomy), is an ancient dream that never brings the entire human race weal.

if i wanted the world to be be run by a single entity, and had the ability to put that entity in power, wouldnt i want that entity to be me? not you. dumbass

I would like to take over the world. Give ideas please, once i take over whoevers idea i used to take over will get a country of their choice.
Why should I give you my plans? If I give them to you, then you would use them and not me.

All I know is that you have to start in Australia.

Oh and I also heard you could do this:

Step 1: Collect underpants.
Step 2: ?????????
Step 3: Profit

Buy Google and Wikepidia before they get completely out of control.

Oh... and of course.... buy Walt-Mart......

Yaba Daba! :m:

Step 1: Collect underpants.
Step 2: ?????????
Step 3: Profit
Sounds like a good business...

I would like to buy shares of your company...

Yaba Daba! :m:

Start a Global Corporation.
Keep 51% of the stock.
Start a Corporate PAC and funnel billions of dollars into Political Parties and individuals all over the world.
Keep plenty of monetary records (in a very safe place) as collateral.
You just bought yourself a world.

if i wanted the world to be be run by a single entity, and had the ability to put that entity in power, wouldnt i want that entity to be me? not you. dumbass


You see i dont want to run the world. i want to take it over, the running of the world like i said would mainly be left over to the women as i believe because of a mothers instinct to look after her young usualy takes over her own intrest, which in turn would create a better class of leaders who actualy think more about the people than themselves.

i know theres flaws in my theory but i think ill start a new thread to adress this issue.

Hire me, I have the strategy that can take over the world with minimal casualties.

I'm not posting it in public though

Start in Australia and just keep adding your 2 armies a turn to Saim.

You'll never get Asia though, goddamn it. 7 armies at every turn, its just impossible to keep.

Start in Australia and just keep adding your 2 armies a turn to Saim.

You'll never get Asia though, goddamn it. 7 armies at every turn, its just impossible to keep.

Yer talkin bout Risk?

Step 1: Collect underpants.
Step 2: ?????????
Step 3: Profit

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It looks as if China is trying to take charge of the worlds economies for it has a huge export base, 75% and that means everyones buying their products all around the workd. China is getting very strong and she will one day be in control of much of the world through economics, not weapons.

Too late. A rock band completed your quest years ago.

“I was looking for a project
And it was either
Take over the world or learn French
So I took over the world”

Machine – Violent Femmes

yes the east will rise to power, who even doubted that since the times of old, china are smart they play chess not checkers :).

yeah i noticed that myself im planning to put all ma money on the Hong Kong exchange market as soon as i figure out how...

by the way mr force of chi know anywhere i can go to get some nice chinese gals with out the triads trying to kill me cos im chatting to their gals???

Merlot

Sorry about that, what I meant to say was... Merlot.

Can't a man get pissed once in A while?

yeah i noticed that myself im planning to put all ma money on the Hong Kong exchange market as soon as i figure out how...

by the way mr force of chi know anywhere i can go to get some nice chinese gals with out the triads trying to kill me cos im chatting to their gals???


hey taylan most traditional chinese girls arent sluts thats the philipino girls but there passport hunters watch out, my wife is Saint Lucian im not down with the chinese hoe hotspots.

throw a rock into orbit around the sun, make sure you have your name CLEARLY marked on it with a permanent marker. You'll have your own, little world, your makr on it until the end of the ages... lol

rock world... i sould sell this :D

Sorry about that, what I meant to say was... Merlot.

Merlot????????? Whats that. Is that where i can find some nice chinese gals???

Merlot is my favourite type of red wine, of which I had rather too much of last night, so I was being silly.

Plenty of nice Chinese girls in China.

the key to world domination would be to unite all the terrorist organizations from every race and country then gather the most intelligent from these groups to form a super evil UN then devise ways to take over the world, work with japanese scientists and create some geneticaly engineered super sayains or pikachuus, with some big gun dam robots too or something and why not some nukes and biological weapons. syncronise an attack from within each major country simultaniously and hold all the top people captive, etc etc and some other cool shit too why not.

Merlot is my favourite type of red wine, of which I had rather too much of last night, so I was being silly.

Plenty of nice Chinese girls in China.
Yeh, but they're not all that easy to get unless you're into prostitutes: no problem then. Chinese guys can get very jealous.

Take over the world? Did you ever think of talking with Osama Bin Laden?

No way dude, what you have to do is unite Latin America into a giant empire. Then use that military to launch a front on the US. With the strength of the US take Western Europe, and if you have enough men, Canada...No nvm attack Canada with all your men because I am convinced Canada has a secret gigantic army that will take some time to defeat. Then take europe then draft all elligible men and take china. Multiple fronts are hard to control, so try and keep your back clear and loyal. And for generals use RTS gamers. hahaha

Canada does not have an army to defeat unless you're talking about the Royal Canadian Mounted Post? No problem for the U.S. to take over China right now, but then you'd end up with a longterm situation to deal with thirty times worse than what we're dealing with in Iraq right now.

In any case, the whole scenery is ridiculous and just another joke by Chi to satisfy his fantasy and get a few jollie reactions from the outside. That's just his habit: in case you haven't noticed so by now.

That's a tough one, has it ever been done before?

Lots of people have tried, no-one has succeeded (despite their best efforts)--yet, anyway :D

hey my posts are creative! and i think my tactics would work its all about secret warfare, going toe 2 toe with the allied forces is a mistake they have good tech and man power, you need to atack from within the country itself, and take it down over time from within then when the time is right syncronize a global attack,

the key to world domination would be to unite all the terrorist organizations from every race and country then gather the most intelligent from these groups to form a super evil UN then devise ways to take over the world, work with japanese scientists and create some geneticaly engineered super sayains or pikachuus, with some big gun dam robots too or something and why not some nukes and biological weapons. syncronise an attack from within each major country simultaniously and hold all the top people captive, etc etc and some other cool shit too why not.
You just thrive on getting attention and that's the only reason why you're posting these absurd threads. First, you cannot unite all the world's terrorists organizations because of idealogical, political, and relgious differences, as much as they are trying to do so by themselves: they cannot. So how do you propose to help them to do so?

Second, there can be no way that you can form a "super evil UN" because the UN is not evil, nor are the majority of people on Earth. So to suggest such an idea is evil in itself. So this means that you are evil! Right?

Third, what he hell is a "geneticaly engineered super sayains or pikachuus"?

Fourth, why would you think this is "some other cool shit too"?

You are projecting yourself as a sadistic evil-minded person who should seek psychiatric help before you really do cause real harm to other people or kill other people as you are proposing.

the key to world domination would be to unite all the terrorist organizations from every race and country then gather the most intelligent from these groups to form a super evil UN then devise ways to take over the world, work with japanese scientists and create some geneticaly engineered super sayains or pikachuus, with some big gun dam robots too or something and why not some nukes and biological weapons. syncronise an attack from within each major country simultaniously and hold all the top people captive, etc etc and some other cool shit too why not.
You just thrive on getting attention and that's the only reason why you're posting these absurd threads. First, you cannot unite all the world's terrorists organizations because of idealogical, political, and relgious differences, as much as they are trying to do so by themselves: they cannot. So how do you propose to help them to do so?

Second, there can be no way that you can form a "super evil UN" because the UN is not evil, nor are the majority of people on Earth. So to suggest such an idea is evil in itself. So this means that you are evil! Right?

Third, what he hell is a "geneticaly engineered super sayains or pikachuus"?

Fourth, why would you think this is "some other cool shit too"?

You are projecting yourself as a sadistic evil-minded person who should seek psychiatric help before you really do cause real harm to other people or kill other people as you are proposing.

OMG, you are so anal!
The guy is just being silly! :rolleyes:

Yaba Daba! :m:

many many many ways.... i do this al day

1. go crazy - just makebelieve that you are king and treat people as such. Owning a provinicial state of mind makes for extreme confidence.

2. Take over the world without people knowing - put arsenic, cyanide, or even nightshade into your drains and contaminate the water supply while having Ozarka for yourself. Stuff like this is fun.

3. invent something that A) everyone MUST buy B) generates enough capital to buy the world through economic means

4. Create a huge following - religious, warparty, political

5. Addict people - Find highly addictive chemical and make people ingest it

6. Disease/Antidote Theory - make em sick and cure the ones you want to keep

7. Kill almost everone and conquer the remaining

8. Become so introverted that you own everything without even moving



Remember: Nicotinic Acid is one of the most deadly of all chemicals!!!!

Buy everyone out with candy and women. Even better... candy coated women.

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many many many ways.... i do this al day

1. go crazy - just makebelieve that you are king and treat people as such. Owning a provinicial state of mind makes for extreme confidence.

2. Take over the world without people knowing - put arsenic, cyanide, or even nightshade into your drains and contaminate the water supply while having Ozarka for yourself. Stuff like this is fun.

3. invent something that A) everyone MUST buy B) generates enough capital to buy the world through economic means

4. Create a huge following - religious, warparty, political

5. Addict people - Find highly addictive chemical and make people ingest it

6. Disease/Antidote Theory - make em sick and cure the ones you want to keep

7. Kill almost everone and conquer the remaining

8. Become so introverted that you own everything without even moving



Remember: Nicotinic Acid is one of the most deadly of all chemicals!!!!

I can get it done with minimal casualties, and never leaving my island!