What things have you done that are illegal? Drugs? Crimes? etc... have you been caught or do you still do them? Tell us here.

Lots of them.

Me too, wouldn't know where to begin.

Oh yes, I'm a proper criminal I am.

Who isn't?

Me too, wouldn't know where to begin.
AAAAAAA my eyes, my eyes!!!!!!!

Me too, wouldn't know where to begin.

Let's start with your avatar!

http://www.thomashan.com/fun/fun_pics/ugly_person.jpg

It's Sandy's real pic

It's Sandy's real pic

and my i be the first to say:
she is sizzlin' like fajita meat.

Somthin' about pig tails on a naughty girl mmmmmmmmmmmm..

Somthin' about pig tails on a naughty girl mmmmmmmmmmmm..

Enough to make you do illegal things?:p

Somthin' about pig tails on a naughty girl mmmmmmmmmmmm..

its that "come hither" stare.

Enough to make you do illegal things?:p

Ala Oingo Boingo.:D
Classic 80s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA)

I once sneaked into America and did some menial jobs.

I once sneaked into America and did some menial jobs.

These days that what any job in America is, menial (looks at Baron Max)

I once sneaked into America and did some menial jobs.

"snuck".

douchebag.

What things have you done that are illegal? Drugs? Crimes? etc... have you been caught or do you still do them? Tell us here.

You should ask for serious offenses, I don't think anyone will reveal their's. However I will start, threatening someone 3 years ago. First offense.

I had to sneak out again when they demanded stool samples.

I had to sneak out again when they demanded stool samples.

Sounds like the authorities gave you a shitty deal.



I know I know.

Sounds like the authorities gave you a shitty deal.



I know I know.

*slap*

fuckhead.

Too often.

Speeding is the most regular one probably.
Dangerous driving now and again (if I got caught!)

Drugs.

I've been arrested 3 times, which is never fun, but only have one conviction.

assault with bodily injury / attempted distribution of a controlled substance

No convictions here!

It just sucks that they have my DNA and fingerprints. I'm not planning to do any bank robberies or anything, but it makes you a little more cautious of things.

Quite annoying that they take prints of your shoes as well. Needless to say, I binned those shoes just in case. Don't want to get a knock at the door because I've walked in an area that's become a crime scene. Paranoia maybe, but hey. If I've had a smoke in an area that's a crime scene and they DNA the cigarette butts, then I might get a visit from the local constabulary.

I'm just paranoid :P and I don't break the law in any bad ways, so whatever.

I've never broken the law.. I got a speeding ticket or 4 but that is not breaking law really :L

Ala Oingo Boingo.:D
Classic 80s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA)

Cut it out.
Yer givin' dorkloinZz "illegal" ideas...

I have had a long hard think and i can not think of any thing i did that i thought was illegal.

I have had a long hard think and i can not think of any thing i did that i thought was illegal.

Jeez, you're boring.

I have had a long hard think and i can not think of any thing i did that i thought was illegal.

Speeding, Jaywalking, drinking underage, smoking a joint, underage sex? Even none of those? :confused:

Not mass murder, poisoning, treason, leading a South American cocaine cartel, small government coup attempt, racketeering, solider of fortune or driving without a seatbelt?
Come on! Everyone has.

Speeding, Jaywalking, drinking underage, smoking a joint, underage sex? Even none of those? :confused:

For heavens sake no, i all ways drive under the speed limit, have never walked on a jay, was 21 before i had sex, and as for smoking and drinking,
cigarettes and booze are the devils tools.

For heavens sake no, i all ways drive under the speed limit, have never walked on a jay, was 21 before i had sex, and as for smoking and drinking,
cigarettes and booze are the devils tools.

Have you met Sandy yet?

Have you met Sandy yet?

:bravo:

They would be a great couple.
...and she is "hot" too.:D

when i was 15 i joined a subversive group, without knowing it was subversive.

:bugeye:

I think that requires a bit of elaboration.
You have piqued my interest, though.

:bugeye:

I think that requires a bit of elaboration.
You have piqued my interest, though.

Ditto.

wtf?

Some really hot woman rape me please!

Some really hot woman rape me please!
You should go dogging. Not sure you'll get laid, but it'll give you some excitement.

One should all ways be very careful when joining any group, research it and talk to members.
I had to pull out of the local twitchers club as i found out it was full of monster raving loonies.

hehe :D

i am a model citizen the only crime i am guilty of is making sexy love to beautiful women,



peace.

i am a model citizen the only crime i am guilty of is making sexy love to beautiful women,



peace.

Faked orgasm:D

i am the clit master,

peace.

i am a model citizen the only crime i am guilty of is making sexy love to beautiful women,



peace.

Better watch your lady isn't reading this! :|

And shh. I'm severely deprived just now :bawl:

No Comment as it may incriminate me and threaten my livlihood.:shrug:

I am guilty of the greatest crime of all, that of being a virgin!

No Comment as it may incriminate me and threaten my livlihood.:shrug:
Good call. Why not tell us about something a friend did instead :rolleyes: ;)

I'd love to have a beer with you Genji. Not sure why, but I think it'd be fun. You'd need to promise not to try to seduce me though.

I am guilty of the greatest crime of all, that of being a virgin!

Sam. I'm considering a mercy mission to get you out of this funk. I really think you need a change of surroundings though. Familial support is great when you have it, but you don't seem to. Mental support I mean, and knowing how to help you out when things aren't going your way.

If I did go over, would you meet me? Out of interest. Of course, if I was helping you out, I'd need a few of your Xanax. I think I'd like to help people. I've been thinking of a job, that I doubt could ever exist that I'd like to do.

It'd basically be living with somebody who's in a serious funk or has some problems and just being there for them and trying to get them sorted out. I'm the kind of person who finds it hard to get on with things unless someone's holding my hand and telling me what to do. If I don't think and do what they say, it's usually good. If I'm left to my own devices, I know what I should do, but I just don't. For whatever deep-seated psychological reason that may be.

My methods would be seen as morally wrong in the medical profession I'd imagine. They'd involve a little drinking and a little drug taking probably. A bit of travelling - local or far. Doing things you wouldn't normally do. Helping other people out that will be truly grateful for the help and in turn making you feel good about yourself.

Anyway, I'm rambling on. My thoughts aren't as sombre as they used to be. I'm slowly getting out a funk of sorts, I guess. Getting there.

I am guilty of the greatest crime of all, that of being a virgin!


Tish tosh that aint no crime, unless you is lying, keep the lid on the can until you are sure of its contents :D

Better watch your lady isn't reading this! :|

And shh. I'm severely deprived just now :bawl:

i meant in the past :) i dont cheat on her, and awwww i wont rub it in,

i havent had sex for almost 3 days, and you think you are deprived.

peace.

I am guilty of the greatest crime of all, that of being a virgin!Well EYE can change that.:shake:

Good call. Why not tell us about something a friend did instead :rolleyes: ;)

I'd love to have a beer with you Genji. Not sure why, but I think it'd be fun. You'd need to promise not to try to seduce me though.



Sam. I'm considering a mercy mission to get you out of this funk. I really think you need a change of surroundings though. Familial support is great when you have it, but you don't seem to. Mental support I mean, and knowing how to help you out when things aren't going your way.

If I did go over, would you meet me? Out of interest. Of course, if I was helping you out, I'd need a few of your Xanax. I think I'd like to help people. I've been thinking of a job, that I doubt could ever exist that I'd like to do.

It'd basically be living with somebody who's in a serious funk or has some problems and just being there for them and trying to get them sorted out. I'm the kind of person who finds it hard to get on with things unless someone's holding my hand and telling me what to do. If I don't think and do what they say, it's usually good. If I'm left to my own devices, I know what I should do, but I just don't. For whatever deep-seated psychological reason that may be.

My methods would be seen as morally wrong in the medical profession I'd imagine. They'd involve a little drinking and a little drug taking probably. A bit of travelling - local or far. Doing things you wouldn't normally do. Helping other people out that will be truly grateful for the help and in turn making you feel good about yourself.

Anyway, I'm rambling on. My thoughts aren't as sombre as they used to be. I'm slowly getting out a funk of sorts, I guess. Getting there.I think it would be great to get together over beer! I really am quite affable and I bet I could keep you laughing! But for your own safety stay away from my cranberry vodkas!

It just sucks that they have my DNA and fingerprints. I'm not planning to do any bank robberies or anything, but it makes you a little more cautious of things.

I'm just paranoid :P and I don't break the law in any bad ways, so whatever.

I worry about this every time i might do something bad enough for them to call in a crime scene investigation. but ... knowing me that doesn't happen often :shrug:

police actualy punched me several times in the stomach and hit me with telescopic coshes, they also tried to break my little finger and snap it back, because they couldent open my hands whe i refused to comply with them taking my fingerprints for like the 7th time,

i have been subjected to police brutality on a number of occasions, i love it when they cannot over power me with grappling techniques and have to resort to hitting me with weapons, it makes me laugh,


peace.