well...the title says it all...

i can't bother today with work...have been working too much lately

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
well...the title says it all...

i can't bother today with work...have been working too much lately

Apathy,amnesia and sheer frustrations are linked to further education...so
Self -Indulgence is needed......
1. Have a massage
2. buy something extravagant
3. phone an old friend up and tell him/her how well you are doing
4.seriously think about the millions of people who are doing soul destroying jobs day in day out!
5. start writing a book..on a totally different subject
6.use your intellect to earn extra-money
7.to-night go out and get pissed..drunk
best wishes
Dominic

writing a book would be fun...

just need a topic...

edit: And I am also trying to get 900 posts today...my apologies to porify.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
writing a book would be fun...

just need a topic...

I have just written a trilogy. very esoteric..

Your Title:..."The downfall of the underwater parachute regiment!"
:D

i was aiming to make a lots of money on this book...do you think people are interested in underwater parachutes?

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i was aiming to make a lots of money on this book...do you think people are interested in underwater parachutes?

title:"Cash-Rich"...Easy way to make money from!!you will be a millionaire in a week.

Chapter I

People come up to me every day and ask me how i managed to become so frikking rich. I would patiently tell each of them how they could accomplish this noble christian goal. I felt that I could possibly even help more people by writing down my experiences and sharing them with the world for a measly 66€ (including vat). And here you see the result. Read this book and you will be just as succesful as I am today and will be tomorrow.
Success and money are not dirty words. Excrement and vomit are. We should therefore concentrate on certain words more than others in order to be the source of envy in your local neighbourhood. These short moments of concentration will help you to focus on your true goals in life. We will follow in the foodsteps of Jesus. Jesus never thought of vomit or excrement, he thought more of shiny valuable things and how to become the ruler of the world and of the people. He was a humble man, not afraid to betray his biological mother in order to make money and be successful.
Each morning before we get out of bed we start by focussing on the goals of that day. It is of no use to set small goals. Think big and make big money! Think small and you will be cleaning toilets or be homeless, or the president of the USA. Once you mind your mind up you start working on reaching your targets. Eliminate everybody and everything that stands in your way, except the postman. You will need an efficient running mail system to control your empire. Relatives are expendable. Wives can be traded in for younger and more beautiful ones. Other relatives are just parasites. Treat them as such. Keep some poision ready in your medicin cabinet for unexpected situations. For instance, an aunt that is visiting you uninvited.
Time is of the essence. Drive fast and aggressive. Show everybody how succesful you really are. You paid for this road and you earned the privilage to use it as you like. Do not stop for anything, even the police. Instead they should be an incentive to pick up your speed. Police chases are therefore desirable. The police sirens clean the road ahead of you and together with the increased general speed this takes hours away from the time you spend commuting every month. The police is your best friend and you paid for their services by paying taxes.
Never pay taxes! It is a waste of money. Let other people pay for all general services if they are that stupid. Treat the taxman with respect, but grab every opportunity to make him disappear without a trace from the face of the earth. These people are aware of the inherent risks of their job. You will do the taxoffice a favour by weeding out the unsuitable.

You paid for this road and you earned the privilage to use it as you like

just add this if you please: horses, are not built for roads, do not have weels, travel 3 abrest at a top speed of 5mph, so there-for........run them over.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
Chapter I

People come up to me every day and ask me how i managed to become so frikking rich. I would patiently tell each of them how they could accomplish this noble christian goal. I felt that I could possibly even help more people by writing down my experiences and sharing them with the world for a measly 66€ (including vat). And here you see the result. Read this book and you will be just as succesful as I am today and will be tomorrow.
Success and money are not dirty words. Excrement and vomit are. We should therefore concentrate on certain words more than others in order to be the source of envy in your local neighbourhood. These short moments of concentration will help you to focus on your true goals in life. We will follow in the foodsteps of Jesus. Jesus never thought of vomit or excrement, he thought more of shiny valuable things and how to become the ruler of the world and of the people. He was a humble man, not afraid to betray his biological mother in order to make money and be successful.
Each morning before we get out of bed we start by focussing on the goals of that day. It is of no use to set small goals. Think big and make big money! Think small and you will be cleaning toilets or be homeless, or the president of the USA. Once you mind your mind up you start working on reaching your targets. Eliminate everybody and everything that stands in your way, except the postman. You will need an efficient running mail system to control your empire. Relatives are expendable. Wives can be traded in for younger and more beautiful ones. Other relatives are just parasites. Treat them as such. Keep some poision ready in your medicin cabinet for unexpected situations. For instance, an aunt that is visiting you uninvited.
Time is of the essence. Drive fast and aggressive. Show everybody how succesful you really are. You paid for this road and you earned the privilage to use it as you like. Do not stop for anything, even the police. Instead they should be an incentive to pick up your speed. Police chases are therefore desirable. The police sirens clean the road ahead of you and together with the increased general speed this takes hours away from the time you spend commuting every month. The police is your best friend and you paid for their services by paying taxes.
Never pay taxes! It is a waste of money. Let other people pay for all general services if they are that stupid. Treat the taxman with respect, but grab every opportunity to make him disappear without a trace from the face of the earth. These people are aware of the inherent risks of their job. You will do the taxoffice a favour by weeding out the unsuitable.

Great I think you are on to a winner , "do you want to co-write it with me?.....then you could also help me to get a good publisher for my trilogy as well.
You forgot to put into the book for every 50 books the reader sells he/she could earn a bit of money towards becoming rich!
Dominic
p.s we could be known as the Spin Doctors!!

you can be co-writer, but you will have to pay me...


I write all about this concept in chapter 3 'modern slavery reintroduced into our society'

and the inhumane use of gimps!

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
you can be co-writer, but you will have to pay me...


I write all about this concept in chapter 3 'modern slavery reintroduced into our society'

that right ..I will pay you respect..and in return you can increase my bank balance!!:D

they should pay us for posting on this forum..

it is not easy you know...you have to think of sentences and type them and then clik on submit with the mouse...and often you have to move the mouse to do this...it makes me tired

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
they should pay us for posting on this forum..

it is not easy you know...you have to think of sentences and type them and then clik on submit with the mouse...and often you have to move the mouse to do this...it makes me tired

we could put in for overtime...have you ever been to Mousehole?

true...the 'open eyes' thing is really hard as well.

i mean im expected to do less at work!?

Originally posted by IXL777
we could put in for overtime...have you ever been to Mousehole?

what's that?

HOORAH.....my 900th post....my job is done for today...i can relax now.

I would like to thank my manager, my mother, all my family for their support. I would like to thank the producer. The people at 'Dreamforums' for their assistence...and of course Darwin for writing 'on the origin of species.' And I would like to thank you all for coming to see this wonderful event. thanks you and god bless sciforums. And my special thanks to IXL777 and Maveric! without them it would have been impossible

edit: is that better?

oi thank us bitch...without me and IXL777 you wouldnt be able to talk...now bow!

Originally posted by Maveric
oi thank us bitch...without me and IXL777 you wouldnt be able to talk...now bow!
spurious..."Do you remember "Shitsu"!!!

i try to forget

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i try to forget
Have you written that book yet!:D :m:

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i try to forget

Have you written that book yet! :D :m:

Originally posted by IXL777
Have you written that book yet! :D :m:

no..had to drop that because I am supposed to write a chapter for someone else his book right now...about science..nuff said...boring...

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
no..had to drop that because I am supposed to write a chapter for someone else his book right now...about science..nuff said...boring...

How are you getting on with academia!:cool: :m:

i guess that no one likes me at work and nobody takes me seriously. That might be considered to be a slightly negative point

but i have 2 more first author papers in preparation...
writing the one review chapter for a book ....(=big waste of time, since no one ever reads these)
possibly 2 more papers in the pipeline....
have some collaborations going one....don't know what will come out of it.
have so far one first author paper out now and a few second author papers...

i guess it isn't going so bad for a PhD student ... could be worse.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i guess that no one likes me at work and nobody takes me seriously. That might be considered to be a slightly negative point

but i have 2 more first author papers in preparation...
writing the one review chapter for a book ....(=big waste of time, since no one ever reads these)
possibly 2 more papers in the pipeline....
have some collaborations going one....don't know what will come out of it.
have so far one first author paper out now and a few second author papers...

i guess it isn't going so bad for a PhD student ... could be worse. I

I have been working on a cure for cancer based on Metaphysical, Ontological and alternative medicine.....I have had a great breakthrough, but cannot get the establishment to accept my findings any ideas?. :cool:

bypass the establishment...

publish it on the net

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
bypass the establishment...

publish it on the net

how and how can you get copyright?

not sure...do you need the copyright? Is there money involved? Are you planning to make money on it? Otherwise might consider lookig at a patent

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
not sure...do you need the copyright? Is there money involved? Are you planning to make money on it? Otherwise might consider lookig at a patent

No , I do not want to make money from it, but I would liked to be recognised as the Doctor who found the cure....after many years of hard work..there are also many other implications!

ok then.

the easiest way to go about it is to try to get it published in a minor official journal. Even if it is contraversial it might be accepted if the editor is seeing potential. Just try all of them.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
ok then.

the easiest way to go about it is to try to get it published in a minor official journal. Even if it is contraversial it might be accepted if the editor is seeing potential. Just try all of them.

Thanks Spurious..any suggestions!:cool:

i dunno...is your data any good?

edit: anyhoo...keep it short and simple and not too pretentious. Reviewers see a lot of crap.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i dunno...is your data any good?

Its mind boggling......it has in it a "Universal Key" to heal other major diseases as well , doctors have been indoctrinated and have a blind spot..so I had to approach it through metaphysics, ontology linked to alternative and holistic means.
As I said the implication are great..it has to be handled with care..:cool:

ok then...are there any journals specializing in alternative medication?

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i dunno...is your data any good?

edit: anyhoo...keep it short and simple and not too pretentious. Reviewers see a lot of crap.

Its places like America and other countries who take this sort of thing seriously.....I may have to go abroad...:cool:the frustration is getting to me!!

i did a quick search and found two:

Welcome to BMC Complementary and Alternative Medicine

BMC Complementary and Alternative Medicine publishes original research articles in all aspects of complementary and alternative healthcare interventions. BMC Complementary and Alternative Medicine (ISSN 1472-6882) is indexed/tracked/ covered by PubMed.




The Journal of Alternative & Complementary Medicine

Publisher: Mary Ann Liebert, Inc.


those might be a start

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i did a quick search and found two:

Welcome to BMC Complementary and Alternative Medicine

BMC Complementary and Alternative Medicine publishes original research articles in all aspects of complementary and alternative healthcare interventions. BMC Complementary and Alternative Medicine (ISSN 1472-6882) is indexed/tracked/ covered by PubMed.




The Journal of Alternative & Complementary Medicine

Publisher: Mary Ann Liebert, Inc.

"You do not know what country they are from?


those might be a start :cool:

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey


The Journal of Alternative & Complementary Medicine



impact factor around 1...not so good, so that is perfect for a low profile entry into the world of science.

the other one I couldn't find...might be a new one.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
impact factor around 1...not so good, so that is perfect for a low profile entry into the world of science.

the other one I couldn't find...might be a new one.

Interesting.....the implications will be massive,what about linking to a University of alternative medicine?:cool:

dunno...both are peer reviewed journals...their abstract will be available in pubmed. Every doctor/scientist should be able to see it.

then there is just the small matter of writing up a paper.

The paperwork is all done....it is also linked to 2012....:cool:

Originally posted by IXL777
The paperwork is all done....it is also linked to 2012....:cool:


2012 symbolizes the end of an Age and rebirth into a new age of consciousness....It will be changed by Intellects..PhD'S AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE SUFFERED!:cool:

make sure you do not mention the year 2012 in your paper otherwise it might come back real soon.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
make sure you do not mention the year 2012 in your paper otherwise it might come back real soon.

i AGREE..i WAS JUST TESTING TO SEE WHAT THE ESTABLISHMENT WOULD SAY!!:cool:

it feels good to be the establishment :p

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
it feels good to be the establishment :p

I have just written to the "NATIONAL CANCER INSTITUTE" in America and I will keep you posted on how I got on.:cool:

Originally posted by IXL777
I have just written to the "NATIONAL CANCER INSTITUTE" in America and I will keep you posted on how I got on.:cool:

Iam also trying to link to Kreft.no but it is in norwegian , can you help!:cool:

what's Kreft...never heard of it

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
what's Kreft...never heard of it
Its a cancer institute in your country

Originally posted by IXL777
Its a cancer institute in your country

which one? Holland or finland?