I was playing "I never" for the first time in my life with some friends and some girl I never met before. Problem was, I couldn't think of any "I nevers." :eek:

Anyone got ideas? I cannot find much on Google. All I can think of are the ones from Family Guy, but I wouldn't have asked them.. probably a good thing :p

ive never taken a piss in front of cars at a red light
ive never driven down the strip giving everyone a fruitbowl out the window
ive never jammed my thumb in a chicks ass while doing her
ive never done a chick over 30
ive never gotten so stoned that i spent 30 minutes in a dairy staring at the shopkeeper
ive never thrown up out the window during a car chase
ive never been attkacked by a chick with a hockey stick while parked next to her at a red light
ive never raced a friend through the whitepages calling everyone and telling them that the other guy is a homo
ive never shaved my balls(follow up: ive never cut myself shaving my balls)
ive never gone into a gay bar and hit on the bartender to get free drinks
ive never rolled over set on fire and kicked in a car on national TV
ive never sent sexually explicit text messages to a chick during school that she was caught reading and had to read out in front of the class
ive never pissed into the open window of a parked car

thats about all i can think of now, i just added 'ive never' to things that either me or my friends have done

LOL... good ones. I shall memorize some of them :p

thats about all i can think of now, i just added 'ive never' to things that either me or my friends have done

you mean you have shoved a dildo up your own ass....shame on you!

Absane, I think you miss the point of your game? You say 'I never ....' knowing or suspecting that someone around the table _has_ done it. So it's about exposing the sleazy and outrageous acts that your friends _have_ done, not about what you _haven't_.

I've never got pissed on cheap beer (when taking advantage of another countries lower drinking age laws) and gone around telling people I was looking for the perfect spoon.

ive never taken a piss in front of cars at a red light
ive never driven down the strip giving everyone a fruitbowl out the window
ive never jammed my thumb in a chicks ass while doing her
ive never done a chick over 30
ive never gotten so stoned that i spent 30 minutes in a dairy staring at the shopkeeper
ive never thrown up out the window during a car chase
ive never been attkacked by a chick with a hockey stick while parked next to her at a red light
ive never raced a friend through the whitepages calling everyone and telling them that the other guy is a homo
ive never shaved my balls(follow up: ive never cut myself shaving my balls)
ive never gone into a gay bar and hit on the bartender to get free drinks
ive never rolled over set on fire and kicked in a car on national TV
ive never sent sexually explicit text messages to a chick during school that she was caught reading and had to read out in front of the class
ive never pissed into the open window of a parked car
I wanna do a lot of those!

thats about all i can think of now, i just added 'ive never' to things that either me or my friends have done
You've done all those? Haha. You slay me. :m:

ive never taken a piss in front of cars at a red light
ive never driven down the strip giving everyone a fruitbowl out the window
ive never jammed my thumb in a chicks ass while doing her
ive never done a chick over 30
ive never gotten so stoned that i spent 30 minutes in a dairy staring at the shopkeeper
ive never thrown up out the window during a car chase
ive never been attkacked by a chick with a hockey stick while parked next to her at a red light
ive never raced a friend through the whitepages calling everyone and telling them that the other guy is a homo
ive never shaved my balls(follow up: ive never cut myself shaving my balls)
ive never gone into a gay bar and hit on the bartender to get free drinks
ive never rolled over set on fire and kicked in a car on national TV
ive never sent sexually explicit text messages to a chick during school that she was caught reading and had to read out in front of the class
ive never pissed into the open window of a parked car

thats about all i can think of now, i just added 'ive never' to things that either me or my friends have done


I've never heard some much shit from one person.

I was playing "I never" for the first time in my life with some friends and some girl I never met before. Problem was, I couldn't think of any "I nevers." :eek:

Anyone got ideas? I cannot find much on Google. All I can think of are the ones from Family Guy, but I wouldn't have asked them.. probably a good thing :p


So how do you play this game?

Absane, I think you miss the point of your game? You say 'I never ....' knowing or suspecting that someone around the table _has_ done it. So it's about exposing the sleazy and outrageous acts that your friends _have_ done, not about what you _haven't_.


Lol, owned!

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I've never drunk alchohol

we all know muslim

So how do you play this game?
Bad Muslim. *Slaps your hand*

Allah would be ashamed of you.

And for fuck's sake, make that picture smaller. Not all of us have DSL and extra-large monitors.

yeah how do you play this game?

Absane, I think you miss the point of your game? You say 'I never ....' knowing or suspecting that someone around the table _has_ done it. So it's about exposing the sleazy and outrageous acts that your friends _have_ done, not about what you _haven't_.

I know the point of the game. The fact of the matter is, I am not creative nor can I even think of something on the spot.

yeah how do you play this game? You take turns saying things you've never done, and the other people have to drink if they've done it.

Here's the family guy clip that was mentioned: http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3505/Family_Guy_I_Never.html

Lol... classic clip :)

I wanna do a lot of those!


You've done all those? Haha. You slay me. :m:

i personally am only responsible for numbers 1,2,5,6 and 13 :m:

Bad Muslim. *Slaps your hand*

Allah would be ashamed of you.

And for fuck's sake, make that picture smaller. Not all of us have DSL and extra-large monitors.


Well I do, and I think you should to. Dial-ups obsolete now.

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/1169/untitled0tt.jpg

Any more ideas?

The only one I came up with funny results was when I said "I never looked at gay porn (male)." I expected the girl to drink, which she did... but one of the guys did and was like "What!? All I did was LOOK, I didn't get off on it." rofl.

ooh, just thought of another one inspired by south park.

ive never pitched a tent while speaking to a large audience

In Britain the game is called "I have never".

I've never had a threesome. <-- always comes up at uni

The best way to play the game when all the sex questions run out is to pick on people you know things about.

For example... I might say in the company of one of my mates: "I have never woken up after a night out only to find myself stuck to the bed." He drinks, everyone laughs and wonder what it was that left him like that (it was blood actually)! Then he'll take revenge when it's his turn and ask something embarrasing
that he knows I've done!

Blue, I never see you online to play CS... I got Source finally.

absane,
i wanted to trol for a second, to tell you i clap in that i see your thought is amazingly clear.

that is something to be excited about for me :D

absane,
i wanted to trol for a second, to tell you i clap in that i see your thought is amazingly clear.

that is something to be excited about for me :D

My thought was clear? lol. I guess I get only get one point because none of my others are clear :bugeye:

ahaha, just got a new one from what happened to my mate yesterday.

i never gat my car impounded for street racing and had to borrow vslayers shitty old sigma for 28 days until they let it out of impound. :D

LOL... what was it impounded for?

Yeah you bastard your thought was clear
*claps*

LOL... which one? I highly doubt it :bugeye:

I do not even understand what the hell I am talking about half the time... almost like I am drunk.

Well I do, and I think you should to. Dial-ups obsolete now.
Wow. Your computer isn't in Arabic. Who would've thunk it. :p

Nolt everyone needs 5 Mbit/s cable connections. My grandmother gets by just fine with 56k. Most of the people in my family do not use the Internet. All cable has done for me was introduce me to mass pirating of music, software, movies, e-books, etc.. I used to do it on a small scale with 33.6k bps modem back when I was 10 but it was a pain in my ass...

"I never felt proud I saved thousands of dollars paying only $30 a month." :bugeye:

no no absane, I think your thought is clear.
what you dont believe me or somethin

not really. I confuse myself when I try to express ideas, probably because I am OBSESSED with clarity (fairly ironic I think... I try to be clear, yet I am not clear to myself).

What is it you are refering to as clear?