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Xev
07-17-07, 08:55 PM
But Ann Coulter really, really looks like Gollum from the Lord of the Rings movies:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/silverdress1fv.jpg


http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/436Gollum-Posters.jpg

Mr. G
07-17-07, 09:02 PM
Why didn't you insult Gollum by comparing him to Coulter?

Xev
07-17-07, 09:05 PM
That's why I wrote that title!

Mr. G
07-17-07, 09:08 PM
It was a compliment, then? Nice. :D

Neildo
07-18-07, 12:09 PM
Gotta love that sexy adam's apple. I'm expecting Austin Powers to jump in any moment and say "She's a man, baby!"

- N

mikenostic
07-18-07, 12:14 PM
That's no woman, that's a man, man!

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/powers/images/austin1.jpg

...well, she is rather mannish.

lucifers angel
07-18-07, 01:39 PM
who is ann coultor anyway?

Enmos
07-18-07, 01:44 PM
But Ann Coulter really, really looks like Gollum from the Lord of the Rings movies:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/silverdress1fv.jpg


http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/436Gollum-Posters.jpg

LOL !! :D

(Q)
07-18-07, 02:08 PM
I must say, Xev, that is a striking similarity of the hands.

I wonder if their junk look similar, as well?

Enmos
07-18-07, 02:12 PM
You'll like this one... (http://s37.photobucket.com/albums/e83/spcmckay/Women/?action=view&current=1319489anncoulter-lingeriejpeg.jpg)

:roflmao:

spidergoat
07-18-07, 02:54 PM
Her brain is the ugliest part of her body.

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 03:19 PM
Yeah women should always be thinner/fatter/darker/fairer/curvy/athletic/smooth/fresh/young/<insert socially conditioned idea of beauty> otherwise they suck.

Xev
07-18-07, 03:24 PM
Sorry, but I'm a very staunch feminist.
The woman looks like Gollum. There's just no way around it.

GeoffP
07-18-07, 03:24 PM
She got the lot of you with that one.

mikenostic
07-18-07, 03:24 PM
Yeah women should always be thinner/fatter/darker/fairer/curvy/athletic/smooth/fresh/young/<insert socially conditioned idea of beauty> otherwise they suck.

And on the other side of the coin there, Princess Double Standard:

Yeah men should always be more sensitive/nicer/more caring/richer/richer/richer/richer/<insert the feminists socially conditioned idea of submissiveness> otherwise they suck

GeoffP
07-18-07, 03:26 PM
Hmm, also a good point.

Sam, your rebuttal.

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 03:27 PM
Sorry, but I'm a very staunch feminist.
The woman looks like Gollum. There's just no way around it.

The way she looks is the least of her problems and probably the only one that does not really matter.

Oli
07-18-07, 03:27 PM
Yeah women should always be thinner/fatter/darker/fairer/curvy/athletic/smooth/fresh/young/<insert socially conditioned idea of beauty> otherwise they suck.

Less assertive?

:roflmao:

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 03:28 PM
And on the other side of the coin there, Princess Double Standard:

Yeah men should always be more sensitive/nicer/more caring/richer/richer/richer/richer/<insert the feminists socially conditioned idea of submissiveness> otherwise they suck

You don't know me very well do you? Men turn submissive in my presence. *lashes out with whip*:mad:

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 03:30 PM
Less assertive?

:roflmao:

Who me? Assertive? http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

mikenostic
07-18-07, 03:34 PM
You don't know me very well do you? Men turn submissive in my presence. *lashes out with whip*:mad:

Yeah, I've noticed the plethora of male members that seem to back down and cower in your presence here. :rolleyes:

Error 404 -Intimidation Not Found

I'll give you an A for effort though. :p

Oli
07-18-07, 03:34 PM
Who me? Assertive? http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

I never said nuffink, guv.

http://forum.digital-digest.com/images/smilies/1/anon.gif

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 03:35 PM
Yeah, I've noticed the plethora of male members that seem to back down and cower in your presence here. :rolleyes:

Error 404 -Intimidation Not Found

I'll give you an A for effort though. :p

I've been soft on you; stay under the radar if you know whats good for you. :bugeye:

Xev
07-18-07, 03:35 PM
SAM:
With respect, lighten up. It's a funny resemblence, not a political issue.
The Pope looks like Emperor Palpatine.

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2006/0605/pope0508.jpg

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/2/20/84PalpatineSpeechFinal.jpg/200px-84PalpatineSpeechFinal.jpg

Yes, I suppose I'm comparing them to depraved and or/evil characters, but the resemblence is still fracking hilarious.

And why would you brag about something like that? Being a jerk isn't a label I'd wear proudly, even if I did think it was fun to play-tend being stern dominatrix lady.

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 03:36 PM
I must say, Xev, that is a striking similarity of the hands.

I wonder if their junk look similar, as well?

Their junk? Junk? Pray tell, what does their junk refer to?:bugeye:

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 03:37 PM
SAM:
With respect, lighten up. It's a funny resemblence, not a political issue.
The Pope looks like Emperor Palpatine.

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2006/0605/pope0508.jpg

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/2/20/84PalpatineSpeechFinal.jpg/200px-84PalpatineSpeechFinal.jpg

Yes, I suppose I'm comparing them to depraved and or/evil characters, but the resemblence is still fracking hilarious.

And why would you brag about something like that? Being a jerk isn't a label I'd wear proudly, even if I did think it was fun to play-tend being stern dominatrix lady.

I like to harp on my qualities, its part of my bitchy nature.:shrug:

I also like being pompous and holier than thou, so sue me

mikenostic
07-18-07, 03:40 PM
I've been soft on you; stay under the radar if you know whats good for you. :bugeye:

I destroyed your radar with a surface to air missle launched from an F-22. :D

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 03:42 PM
I destroyed your radar with a surface to air missle launched from an F-22. :D

S'okay, I don't really give a sh*t :)

Oli
07-18-07, 03:43 PM
Why would an F-22 carry a SURFACE to AIR missile? :)
Pfft, amateurs...

Xev
07-18-07, 03:44 PM
SAM:

Do you have internet moneyzz? I'm not having my e-lawyer e-sue you for e-nothing. :)

mikenostic
07-18-07, 03:44 PM
S'okay, I don't really give a sh*t :)

I know you don't; because you know what's good for you.

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 03:45 PM
SAM:

Do you have internet moneyzz? I'm not having my e-lawyer e-sue you for e-nothing. :)

Are you nuts??? I put all my moneys in property and gold. I like old fashioned wealth.:p

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 03:46 PM
I know you don't; because you know what's good for you.

vvv


Pfft, amateurs...

mikenostic
07-18-07, 03:51 PM
Why would an F-22 carry a SURFACE to AIR missile? :)
Pfft, amateurs...

D'OH! Damn. Sorry. Got that backwards. Air to surface missile. Got a bit dislexic there.

Oli
07-18-07, 03:52 PM
F-22 been cleared for HARM/ Shrike launch yet?
Mebbe a 9-Sidearm?

Enmos
07-18-07, 03:54 PM
Why would an F-22 carry a SURFACE to AIR missile? :)
Pfft, amateurs...

Haha :)
Thats hilarious !
:roflmao:

guthrie
07-18-07, 04:33 PM
Who me? Assertive? http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

Bossy, perhaps?

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 04:37 PM
Bossy, perhaps?

I prefer "take-charge-know-it-all"; thats usually the one I get from my friends, employers and colleagues. :D

tablariddim
07-18-07, 05:15 PM
I prefer "take-charge-know-it-all"; thats usually the one I get from my friends, employers and colleagues. :D

I bet you melt when you feel a man's hot breath rolling gently on the back of your neck (assuming it's sweet breath).

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 05:17 PM
I bet you melt when you feel a man's hot breath rolling gently on the back of your neck (assuming it's sweet breath).

Well I do have some erogenous zones on my neck and shoulder.:D

EmptyForceOfChi
07-18-07, 08:13 PM
Hmm, also a good point.

Sam, your rebuttal.

that was fucking funny man, the timing was just perfect. i havent even read further on past that point. i just wanted to say that it was funny.


and yeah her hands do look the same, but her face is nothing like gollums. i wish i had a pic of some guy i knew from school. he looked like gollum 100%. infact i think he played gollum and they lied and said it was digital effect.



peace.

EmptyForceOfChi
07-18-07, 08:16 PM
Their junk? Junk? Pray tell, what does their junk refer to?:bugeye:

there penis?. i didnt know gollum had a penis.

peace.

Xev
07-18-07, 09:17 PM
I bet you melt when you feel a man's hot breath rolling gently on the back of your neck (assuming it's sweet breath).
Well I do have some erogenous zones on my neck and shoulder.

Just out of curiousity - is it standard for all strong, take-charge, dominant, proud Muslim women to respond positively to sexual harassment?

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 09:19 PM
Just out of curiousity - is it standard for all strong, take-charge, dominant, proud Muslim women to respond positively to sexual harassment?

Its tabla; thats an acute observation, not sexual harassment. :)

Xev
07-18-07, 09:22 PM
emptyforce:
He was basically a proto-halfling, if Frodo's comments about Gollum "not being far from us" can be believed. Halflings are basically small humans, lineage unknown, so I presume he had a penis.

Unless the kender stole it :)

Sam:
Just jerking your chain. :)

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 09:23 PM
Sam:
Just jerking your chain. :)

Yeah, but tabla is sensitive.:p

PS Touche.

Xev
07-18-07, 09:26 PM
Yeah, but tabla is sensitive

On his neck? To a man's hot breath?

S.A.M.
07-18-07, 09:28 PM
On his neck? To a man's hot breath?

Why do you think he shaves his head? :D *shudder*