I was reading a UK paper called 'Loot' a while back and you can advertise things in it for free.

I have decided that I will start to sell things I don't have, in this newspaper because it's free.

What if someone buys them? Nobody runs a delivery service for non-existent goods.

That is a good point. Maybe as they are things I don't have I should make them things that people don't want.

But would still pay for, of course.
Warehousing would be cheap for the stock though.

I have had a though, say we get people buying things that they don't want? Thats would be our idea market.

Reggie Perrin strikes again?

I can help you sell real things. I am a parts supplier for the midwest chicagoland area of the USA. If you wish give me a contact number for you and we can begin to discuss the prices you'll pay to me for very cheap goods that offer little value to your customers. Also I need some credit card numbers for the future, yours... muhaha

But would still pay for, of course.
Warehousing would be cheap for the stock though.

Maybe the things should be free. So people can have the pleasure of buying things they don't want free of change. I think they would be happier.

I can help you sell real things. I am a parts supplier for the midwest chicagoland area of the USA. If you wish give me a contact number for you and we can begin to discuss the prices you'll pay to me for very cheap goods that offer little value to your customers. Also I need some credit card numbers for the future, yours... muhaha

Do you think you could shift 4 lots of everything a week?

But if they're free then the customer won't have the pleasure of "retail therapy", no buzz from picking the best bargains... It's your duty to charge cash.

We can sell Origami I've made, that should fetch a hefty price!

Well as long as it's cash that they don't have.

We can sell Origami I've made, that should fetch a hefty price!

What shapes do you have, sir?

I make flapping birds, blow up frogs, windmilll thingies you pull out and push together, jumping frogs, pigeons, and many more.. I'm a skilled one.

I make flapping birds, blow up frogs, windmilll thingies you pull out and push together, jumping frogs, pigeons, and many more.. I'm a skilled one.

You are indeed a skilled one. Now we have seen the range that you do have I think I will select from the range that you don't have because that is far far bigger.

Could I take, two chimpanzee shape bus stops, please?

I can only send things I have in stock, cimpanzee's are not in stock they are sold out right now :L I sent them to Africa to live with Zebras

Dark don't try and pull that one, it's impossible to sell out of things that you don't have. This is one of the greatest advantages of stocking things you don't have, you never sell out.

I will select from the range that you don't have because that is far far bigger.
And 200 1-litre packs of chicken-and-telephone flavour ice cream to me.

And 200 1-litre packs of chicken-and-telephone flavour ice cream to me.

Would you like sprinkles with that?

Can you imagine how long the list of potential ice cream flavors would be compared to how many are made?

I feel we are still in the Ice Cream stone age. It doesn't matter that they properly only make the flavors people will eat, I would rather drink the possibility's.

Dark can I have an Origami ice cream please?

Wet dog-hair flavour? Yes please, but send separately, not everyone's cup of tea.

I heard that the most obnoxious thing possible is a Granny public hair pie with optional chips.

Possible ice creams:

1. Female leg
2. Female thigh
3. Female private area (aka hidden valley)
4. Female butt
5. Female hair
6. Females sister
7. Leaf
8. Wood
9. Computer keyboard
10. Neck of thee female
11. Kiss of thee female

Dark can I tempt you to some poll Ice Cream?

Yes :S~

I heard that the most obnoxious thing possible is a Granny public hair pie with optional chips.
Depends entirely on the granny - one drawback to being my age is that (unfortunately) I feel more comfortable (i.e. less pervy) with grannies than I do with teenagers in *ahem* certain situations... :eek:

You must know some very hairy granny's if you are only using one per pie. I personally have access to all the plug holes at the local retirement home and I still have to top it up with some of my own.

No, done a fair bit of "research" but these days (liberated wimmin an all) I'd need hundreds for one pie.... But the actual flavour ....

I hear the solution for age is a volovant (sp)

There's lots of "solutions" for age...

Dark i have found this for you

http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/1148413/3017859/

Sell some dihydrogen monoxide as a miracle drug!

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Sell some dihydrogen monoxide as a miracle drug!

I don't have a supplier, any change you could be one ;)

Nobody buys air. Nobody must want it if nobody is buying... So it sounds exactly like something you would like to sell!!!!

I can ship 500,000,000 tons of air to you right away at no charge!!! :)

why as a matter of fact I am a certified supplier of dihydrogen monoxide! my rate is $100 per 1L sample of this compound, plus an additional $50 if you wish for me to purchase a container specially designed to contain said compound for shipment through the postal system.

while you're at it, go ahead and send me your account numbers, things will go smoother that way :D