To some extent it's been a bit of an aspiration of mine, to be both cool, nice, and a pseudo-asshole. According to one of my friends [psycho potatoe] I have met at least one of these goals. That goal of being an asshole.

You see, this girl, who hates losing her seat, got up to do something during lunch today, god knows what girls do when they get up, but anyway, when she returned she found yours truly in her place. Then, the closest seat to mine was immediately occupied. She proceeded to call me an asshole or a jerk or something, but in kind of a joking manner (we're friends). Then the table launched into a discussion of how much of an asshole I am, something that I could not quite believe. Not to my surprise, specific sources were not referenced in the discussion, and it was merely an attempt to get a rise out of me--the things that come out of my mouth when I go nuts can be pretty funny.

He may be just be trying to get a rise out of me. Who knows. Pete, if you read this, tell us the whole story, damnit. Frankly I don't believe it. Although I tend to talk a great deal, make jokes and laugh at them whether or not they are good, and poke fun at people (the poking is obvious, I am not stabbing), I don't think I've said too many things over the course of my life to suggest being an asshole.

Although assholes are just total assholes, there always seemed to be some sort of a mystique to it that I admired, how could one person be such an asshole? Call me crazy. Call me Pollux. Call me Ian.

Call me an asshole.

sheer unmitigated nonsense!
you just dont have it in you boy!

Originally posted by Pollux V
To some extent it's been a bit of an aspiration of mine, to be both cool, nice, and a pseudo-asshole. According to one of my friends [psycho potatoe] I have met at least one of these goals. That goal of being an asshole.

You see, this girl, who hates losing her seat, got up to do something during lunch today, god knows what girls do when they get up, but anyway, when she returned she found yours truly in her place. Then, the closest seat to mine was immediately occupied. She proceeded to call me an asshole or a jerk or something, but in kind of a joking manner (we're friends). Then the table launched into a discussion of how much of an asshole I am, something that I could not quite believe. Not to my surprise, specific sources were not referenced in the discussion, and it was merely an attempt to get a rise out of me--the things that come out of my mouth when I go nuts can be pretty funny.

He may be just be trying to get a rise out of me. Who knows. Pete, if you read this, tell us the whole story, damnit. Frankly I don't believe it. Although I tend to talk a great deal, make jokes and laugh at them whether or not they are good, and poke fun at people (the poking is obvious, I am not stabbing), I don't think I've said too many things over the course of my life to suggest being an asshole.

Although assholes are just total assholes, there always seemed to be some sort of a mystique to it that I admired, how could one person be such an asshole? Call me crazy. Call me Pollux. Call me Ian.

Call me an asshole.

You may be an asshole but you do not talk verbal diarrhoea..... :D

jokes apart, I found in life , that people are o.k. as long as everything is going for them....do something different,,nick chair..then their true characters comes out....
A true asshole . is arrogant. selfish, vain , proud...I do not think you have any of these traits....try sitting on her lap next time!!:D

Whats wrong with being an asshole?
Your performing an important part of Gods great plan. Don't ever forget that Pol.....

Hey, you're not an asshole...at least not a humourless one.

shit, i say rude things to people all the time in real life (and maybe here too). Usually with a sense of humour. Sometimes not. Sometimes they do not get it that it was humour. Sometimes they do. Does that make me an asshole? probably...I could be a nice sinless religious nut instead, but I am not. Sue me.

hey if it makes you feel better, we are all assholes...literaly we are...... the human body isnt you, you are it!
hense the fact that you are an asshole, you are also a penis and whatever you want to be....really! :p

damit i should have taken philosophy.

Originally posted by Maveric
hey if it makes you feel better, we are all assholes...literaly we are...... the human body isnt you, you are it!
hense the fact that you are an asshole, you are also a penis and whatever you want to be....really! :p

damit i should have taken philosophy.

mav..You don't know if your coming or going!:D :D
I think you should serve Penal Servitude....:m:

Come off it. You're not cool enough to be an asshole.

Hey! Let's contradict ourselves!

Zero, you're not hairy enough to be a reptile!

Nor are you self-aware enough to be a blood cell!

Wow! I feel logical!

Originally posted by Pollux V
Hey! Let's contradict ourselves!

Zero, you're not hairy enough to be a reptile!

Nor are you self-aware enough to be a blood cell!

Wow! I feel logical!

right boys..match on see who is the biggest asshole...I'll be ref..low blows will count:D :m:

Ian, your just like your sister. Your an asshole. You are denying it too. Gwen doesn't accept things, just like you.

I just think it's funny to refer to someone who is mean by the word 'asshole.' I mean, anuses (ani?) aren't known for being mean. Why does being mean make one anus-like?

- Warren

Ian, your just like your sister. Your an asshole. You are denying it too. Gwen doesn't accept things, just like you

I refuse to accept it! No! No!! I'm timid! I'm the timid, funny one!

if you really wanna irritate schwartz, pete, just do this.

"hey schwartz, your sister's a hottie!!"

;)

Oedipus [rich] told me on the way home that he has a fetish for "younger sisters." He says he wants to date mine. Christ, what is the world coming to?

And it doesn't irritate me because you already said that you were trying to do just that. I shall fight on!

yeah but scwartz, gwen IS hot!!!;)

Asshole? Na. See I always like screwing around with this hot girl behind my in biology. When ever I passed a paper back, id hold onto for dear life. Sounds kinda of stupid but Id get a rise out of her every time. so funny. Then she started to get really pissed at me so I stopped. Asshole? Nope, just basically teasing her.... went a little too far though, eh?

Ian, feel lucky. I suppose, from what I know of you, that your one of those people that everyone else "gravitates" toward. Not the popular one, just the "cool" one. I had that feeling once in my life, and I would give up a lot to have that feeling again....:rolleyes:


Later
T

They don't gravitate toward me, I just have a ton of leashes that I yank whenever I'm in need of some lovin.

They'll all deny it--what you wrote, but they know it's true, yeah, they do...

Thanks and take care:cool:

Originally posted by Psycho_Potato
Ian, your just like your sister. Your an asshole. You are denying it too. Gwen doesn't accept things, just like you.

nope hes definatly not denying it, the heading of the post wasnt a question , it wasnt rehtorical either, he was stating

'im an asshole'

so just agree with him! YEP YOU ARE! :p :D

Originally posted by Maveric
nope hes definatly not denying it, the heading of the post wasnt a question , it wasnt rehtorical either, he was stating

'im an asshole'

so just agree with him! YEP YOU ARE! :p :D

"Are you brown , speak verbal diarrhoea , and a load of old pollox......always bumming around...or do you turn the other cheek!!!the decision is yours
....asshole....or....a pseudo-asshole..."which one is it?...
Intellectually..I think it is just a chain reaction floating in a sea of mire..
.....:D :cool:

Am I missing something?

Originally posted by Pollux V

I'm an asshole!

You are what you eat.





:)(sorry I couldn't help it):)