I like the site

Discussion in 'Site Feedback' started by Cactus Jack, Apr 19, 2002.

  1. Cactus Jack Death Knight of Northrend Registered Senior Member

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    I just wanted to say I'm enjoying my time on this sight and think its fun, informative but most of all well run/set up.

    Thanx.
     
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  3. Cris In search of Immortality Valued Senior Member

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    Aye it has its moments.

    And I should really do something else for a while, perhaps, maybe.
     
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  5. Porfiry Nomad Registered Senior Member

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    Well, Cris, if you ever find something that's more appealing in "reality" than sciforums, let me know and I'll try to include it in the next software upgrade.

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  7. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    posted by Porfiry baby
    ...if you ever find something that's more appealing in "reality" than sciforums, let me know and I'll try to include it in the next software upgrade.


    Porf' darling you've really got to find a sex life

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    Quite right tho' have been to other forums and this seems the most suitable one for me. A lot of the others are a little low brow if you know what I mean. Don't get me wrong I have a joke a lot here but when I need to be serious I can be. It's good fun.

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  8. Porfiry Nomad Registered Senior Member

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    A popular request, no doubt. Sex is slated for version 4.0.
     
  9. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    The following was forwarded to me in an e-mail a few months back, I read what you said Porfiry, and it kind of made me think you should read this:

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    Dear IT Support,

    Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

    To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

    Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancie 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.

    Shortly after this upgrade however, I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them.

    Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.

    Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

    Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drain my resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation.

    When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2002, but there could be problems - a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2002 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.
    Any Ideas ?
    Please Help!!
     
  10. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    Welcome to sciforms, Catcus Jack.

    Stryderunknown,

    It's been a while since I had seen that joke. Thanx for bringing it back around.
     
  11. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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