i just tried to sneak a bottle of mineral water, & condom gel on a plane bound for lebanon, where i planned to unwind & get away from all lifes tensions, i was pounced on by 5 thai policeman, who made me drink all the water, & lubed up my ass with the gel, for some reason, i have yet to find out, im typing this email from a holding cell at the airport.

Whats going on here anybody know?
Is there something happening in the world i dont know about, has the world gone mad?
Please tell me the lights have just went off, there is alot of heavy breathing going on, alot of oo's & aahs, alot of rubber balloon sounds, is it just me or is the world going mad, i new i should have shaved this morning.

Just close your eyes and think of England :D

You say you want a revolution well yah know...

Number 9... Number 9.. Number 9..

- N

i am the walrus.

I am the Eggman..

- N

spidergoat is a fag

i just tried to sneak...
Speaks to willful intent.

So much for the "victim" canard. ;)

i just tried to sneak a bottle of mineral water, & condom gel on a plane bound for lebanon, where i planned to unwind & get away from all lifes tensions, i was pounced on by 5 thai policeman, who made me drink all the water, & lubed up my ass with the gel, for some reason, i have yet to find out, im typing this email from a holding cell at the airport.

Whats going on here anybody know?
Is there something happening in the world i dont know about, has the world gone mad?
Please tell me the lights have just went off, there is alot of heavy breathing going on, alot of oo's & aahs, alot of rubber balloon sounds, is it just me or is the world going mad, i new i should have shaved this morning.
Why don't kinky things like this ever happen to ME?? :(