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Muslim
10-04-06, 01:35 PM
Fucking hell 11 inches?

lulz thier desi wifes is going to hate them


Cite:
http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-003.htm


Hindus have the smallest penis by race. Now I know why Hindu girls usually go after Muslim guys. lolzzz

Smallest penis by race
In the Jacobus survey the Hindu man was reckoned to have a penis that only averaged around 4 inches, a much smaller figure than for the other races investigated. In the Chartham survey the smallest organs in the various nationality groups were as follows: English - 2¾ in.; West German - 3½ in.; Negro - 4 in.; French 3½ in.; Danish - 5 in.; American - 3½ in.; and Swedish - 5 in. As we have already suggested, with the groups being rather small no racial conclusions can be drawn.

http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-004.htm

phonetic
10-04-06, 01:42 PM
What a shitty site. And when was the experiment conducted?

In a time where 'Negroes' roamed free and Germany was still divided =/

Still, this bit gave me a giggle -

The largest Arab penises were found to be between eight and ten inches; but it was among the Muslim Sudanese that Jacobus found "the most developed phallus" - notably "one of the maximum dimensions, being nearly 12 in. in length, by a diameter of 2- in." The hardy researcher remarked that this was "a terrific machine" - "more likely the penis of a donkey than of a man."

Muslim
10-04-06, 01:50 PM
No this is recently new development.

Muslim
10-04-06, 01:51 PM
Sucks to be a Hindu though.

spuriousmonkey
10-04-06, 01:56 PM
Do muslims have the smallest brain by any chance?

thedevilsreject
10-04-06, 01:57 PM
yes, they keep it in their dicks

S.A.M.
10-04-06, 01:58 PM
Do muslims have the smallest brain by any chance?

Some of them are real dickheads, does that count?

Muslim
10-04-06, 02:32 PM
Do muslims have the smallest brain by any chance?

I would have a bigger dick then a bigger brain. What you going to do to a woman? intellectually stimulate her or sexually stimulate her?

(by the way I can do both at the same time, its one of the many talents I have)

Theoryofrelativity
10-04-06, 02:38 PM
My own research concludes the following:

********** 1 inch
*******7 inches
**********4 inches
*******2.6inches
*********8 inches
*******1 inch
********3.5inches

Theoryofrelativity
10-04-06, 02:39 PM
who edited out my catagories?

clearly a mod in the 1 inch group! :(

Muslim
10-04-06, 02:41 PM
who edited out my catagories?

clearly a mod in the 1 inch group! :(


lol

crazyfreespirit
10-04-06, 02:52 PM
(by the way I can do both at the same time, its one of the many talents I have)

lol

This made me spit out my juice. :( Now i have juice all over my keyboard. I really should have learned my lesson by now to stop consumption of all kinds before browsing sciforums.

John99
10-04-06, 03:03 PM
let's see, god said these people live 100 mile's from the big pinis' so lets give them little one's for variety.

these people wear turban's lets give them big ones. yeah thats it god said it.

Note: shouldnt wrtite this stuff cause this dude is liable to believe it.

Nikelodeon
10-04-06, 03:12 PM
I heard Muslim was the biggest dick...

John99
10-04-06, 03:13 PM
I heard Muslim was the biggest dick...

ha ha ha, good one.

cole grey
10-04-06, 04:28 PM
My own research concludes the following:

********** 1 inch
*******7 inches
**********4 inches
*******2.6inches
*********8 inches
*******1 inch
********3.5inches

Wow TOR, you have "researched" some very small men.

I assume this would have made more sense had it not been edited, because now it appears that you have handled 10 men (the asterisks stand for the number of men) with 1 inch penises, which I find rather unbelievable. Or perhaps the categories of 5, 5.5, 6, 6.5, 7.5, and higher than 8 have been omitted, each of them possibly containing the thousands of other men you have "researched" - this would explain how you found such a large number of "tiny" men, through your incredibly large (for one woman) sample.

Roman
10-04-06, 04:32 PM
I thought she was rating penis length. Like "that one inch cock was 10 stars! Damn I was so wet!"

redarmy11
10-04-06, 04:32 PM
So how do muslims' dicks know that their owners are going to be muslims?
If someone switches religions, does their dick size change accordingly?

Muslim
10-04-06, 04:41 PM
So how do muslims' dicks know that their owners are going to be muslims?
If someone switches religions, does their dick size change accordingly?

Our god is real duhhh! so he gives us big dicks.

Muslim
10-04-06, 04:42 PM
So if you convert to Islam and never live then your dick will grow.

Muslim
10-04-06, 04:42 PM
leave*

John99
10-04-06, 04:50 PM
Dear Mulim,

Smokin', Smokin'
We're cookin' tonight, just keep on tokin'
Smokin', Smokin'
I feel alright, mamma I'm not jokin', yeah.

yeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAASdalkflflmgfdkmgfdkm gdkggdknmfgkjgbcfkndi

Ghost_007
10-04-06, 04:51 PM
There’s a saying in England, all a guy needs to do to pull a girl is to tell her he’s a Paki…

That drives women wild, lol. :rolleyes:

John99
10-04-06, 04:53 PM
The the ones with the big weinies (if u read that awfull link posted) are from one region in particular, meaning your's will stay as small as it is now. :)

Genji
10-04-06, 06:05 PM
I would have a bigger dick then a bigger brain. What you going to do to a woman? intellectually stimulate her or sexually stimulate her?

(by the way I can do both at the same time, its one of the many talents I have)What a stimulating post ;) Unfortunately the link is blocked on this computer. More Pictures Muslim! I want proof you are bigger than a Hindu!!

Theoryofrelativity
10-05-06, 04:49 AM
Wow TOR, you have "researched" some very small men.

I assume this would have made more sense had it not been edited, because now it appears that you have handled 10 men (the asterisks stand for the number of men) with 1 inch penises, which I find rather unbelievable. Or perhaps the categories of 5, 5.5, 6, 6.5, 7.5, and higher than 8 have been omitted, each of them possibly containing the thousands of other men you have "researched" - this would explain how you found such a large number of "tiny" men, through your incredibly large (for one woman) sample.


lol, the asterix's were the catagories not the quantities and of course a joke and not a reflection of reality

Theoryofrelativity
10-05-06, 04:51 AM
I thought she was rating penis length. Like "that one inch cock was 10 stars! Damn I was so wet!"

This is what I wrote, now do you get it? :):

My own research concludes the following:

********** 1 inch
*******7 inches
**********4 inches
*******2.6inches
*********8 inches
*******1 inch
********3.5inches

who edited out my catagories?

clearly a mod in the 1 inch group! :(

imaplanck.
10-05-06, 05:09 AM
A 1 inch dick? Wouldn't that more correcty be described as a clitoris?

Theoryofrelativity
10-05-06, 05:17 AM
A 1 inch dick? Wouldn't that more correcty be described as a clitoris?

hehe, 1inch flaccid, around 7-8 hard

imaplanck.
10-05-06, 05:24 AM
Shit thats about equivalent to a 5 inch dick turning into a 3 footer.

cole grey
10-05-06, 05:40 AM
This is what I wrote, now do you get it? :):
I know, I was just calling you a slut for fun, nothing behind the claim, since I don't know what kind of girl you are - I was just trying to brighten up my day with a little laugh.
I knew Roman would get it.

Theoryofrelativity
10-05-06, 06:24 AM
I know, I was just calling you a slut for fun, nothing behind the claim, since I don't know what kind of girl you are - I was just trying to brighten up my day with a little laugh.
I knew Roman would get it.


I also got the fact you were calling me a 'slut' for 'fun'. Glad you enjoyed your laugh.

Theoryofrelativity
10-05-06, 06:25 AM
Shit thats about equivalent to a 5 inch dick turning into a 3 footer.

larger ones tend not to grow much more or at all

spuriousmonkey
10-05-06, 06:38 AM
Argentinians have the biggest ones. Just look at this argentinian duck. 42cm of goodness.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/argenduck.jpg

Muslim
10-05-06, 07:11 AM
this is getting gay

cole grey
10-05-06, 03:03 PM
I also got the fact you were calling me a 'slut' for 'fun'. Glad you enjoyed your laugh.
bah!
it was the hyperbole, fun-fun
jokey-jokey,
oh never mind

P.S. Muslim, "getting" is word which describes a change from the original tone set by the thread starter, so I wouldn't use that.

francois
10-05-06, 03:06 PM
god damnit spurious.. how many times are you going to post that duck dick? what's wrong with you? are you dutch or something?

Genji
10-05-06, 05:46 PM
Shit thats about equivalent to a 5 inch dick turning into a 3 footer.Actually those little mushroom caps expand in size much more than a big dick. I've seen it meself! So a guy in a public shower with a shroom cap can grow to 7+ inches when erect. The size change is nowhere near as dramatic in larger schlongs, in my experience. Guys with big dingy's have more problems with erectile dysfunction as they age because blood flow slows alot in older men.

Roman
10-05-06, 05:51 PM
I also got the fact you were calling me a 'slut' for 'fun'. Glad you enjoyed your laugh.

You slut.

heh heh.

Cole was right, it i kinda fun.

YOU PROMISCUOUS WOMAN YOU.

John99
10-05-06, 06:19 PM
wow, is this all there is to talk about? are all post's going to turn into penis worship thread's?

phonetic
10-05-06, 06:28 PM
http://www.foot-worship-foot-fetish.com/ls01-movies-femdom/images/6.jpg

Muslim
10-06-06, 04:28 AM
http://www.foot-worship-foot-fetish.com/ls01-movies-femdom/images/6.jpg

That probably feels nice. :p

Vega
10-06-06, 04:54 AM
Sucks to be a Hindu though.
Grow up you fucking retard!

S.A.M.
10-06-06, 05:49 AM
Grow up you fucking retard!

Exactly. :mad:

imaplanck.
10-06-06, 06:25 AM
Why is this self loving peanut dicks thread not in the cesspool, but my perfectly valid scientific question pertaining to whether too large penises are or are not selected for - is?