I couldn't wait for someone to piss me off so that I could say the following:

Die fuckin idiot loser. I cant believe there is humans that are more stupid than monkeys, just like you. Your a fuckin retard, go get a gun, fill it with bullets, and insert them all in your stupid little head. At least die, any way, but die fuckin mooron.

So I'll direct it toward everyone.....

:D

The greatest insult to someone trying to get under your skin is to just laugh at them.

The greatest insult to someone trying to get under your skin is to just laugh at them.

Well, you do that.

yawn.

this is insult, you want insult, here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KChyd04aPlU

to ... them

I couldn't wait for someone to piss me off so that I could say the following:

Die fuckin idiot loser. I cant believe there is humans that are more stupid than monkeys, just like you. Your a fuckin retard, go get a gun, fill it with bullets, and insert them all in your stupid little head. At least die, any way, but die fuckin mooron.

So I'll direct it toward everyone.....

:D

I got a better one:

There aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy fucking God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encounted my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with downs syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encountered someone so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy.

I got a better one:

There aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy fucking God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encounted my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with downs syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encountered someone so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy.

I'll have to adapt this one for use in a future situation.

Die fuckin idiot loser. I cant believe there is humans that are more stupid than monkeys, just like you. Your a fuckin retard, go get a gun, fill it with bullets, and insert them all in your stupid little head. At least die, any way, but die fuckin mooron.


Is that like - cartoon dialogue or something ?
:bugeye:

Is that like - cartoon dialogue or something ?
:bugeye:

No, It's some random idiot's youtube retort/comment.

Ah !

Something about listing the "one-two-three" of shooting oneself, and the way they phased - "...and insert them all in your stupid little head".
Made me visualize trying to push one into my ear.

If someone yelled that at me, I'd feel more puzzled than insulted.

"Life will treat you far worse that I can"

Thought of it once, but I've not had a chance to use it yet.

scripting an insult is lame.

the best responses are always off the cuff and from the heart.

yawn.

this is insult, you want insult, here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KChyd04aPlU

to ... them

this....hurt me.

The greatest insult to someone trying to get under your skin is to just laugh at them.

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M*W: The greatest insult of all is to ignore them.

A really deep-scarring retort is one that uses no vulgarity (such as 'asshole' or 'stupid') but rather exposes the victim's weaknesses and/or softspots. Anyone can shrug off an illegitimate name, but its very hard to hide your own weaknesses from yourself.

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M*W: The greatest insult of all is to ignore them.

Yes. This will work with people who are insulting passively. But if they are in your face or will not go away you sometimes have to play by their rules.

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M*W: The greatest insult of all is to ignore them.

You are absolutely right! Nothing pisses off someone who is trying to get under your skin more than INDIFFERENCE. Not hatred....that is at least showing the person that you have some feelings for them - even though they are BAD feelings. But, if you look straight through the person, as if they aren't even there...if you have NO feelings at all for them...they could live, die, exist, or not...they're "being" has absolutely no effect on you - whatsoever- OOOO! That totally freaks them out. It works -- I swear by it!

scripting an insult is lame.

the best responses are always off the cuff and from the heart.

it was off the cut and from the heart at the time!

It's a shame the person I was thinking about wasn't there.

The greatest insult to someone trying to get under your skin is to just laugh at them.

I agree. I have pissed more people off by simply looking at them a laughing than any insult.

If you really want to piss them of though just turn around in the middle of their sentence and walk away.