I beated Jesus up

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by You Killed Jesus, Oct 27, 2002.

  1. You Killed Jesus 14/88 Registered Senior Member

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    He made me mad, so I got out my stick and whacked him in the head with it.

    He was a gaylord.
     
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  3. ~The_Chosen~ Registered Senior Member

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    What is this crap?
     
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  5. Voodoo Child Registered Senior Member

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    That's a bit harsh. Perhaps you should have just left. Or punched him, maybe.
     
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  7. ThatJerk Registered Senior Member

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    It's called flame-baiting, but in this context I think the term fundie-baiting is more appropriate. Either way he'll get a mixture of hate-filled posts (IE moronman) and hurt "I feel so sorry for you, that Satan has filled your heart with so much rage. I'll pray for your salvation." posts.
     
  8. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    I feel so sorry for you, that cuthulan (ah whats that little squids name again) has filled your heart with so much rage. I'll pray for your salvation

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  9. ThatJerk Registered Senior Member

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    See? SEE??? Already they're lining up to pray for his wayward spirit. YKJ should be charging admission.

    P.S. It's Cthulhu, I think... I'm rusty on my Lovecraft.
     
  10. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    thanks

    xev will feed me to him for not rembering his name
     
  11. ThatJerk Registered Senior Member

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    I'm not sure he's in the habit of actually EATING people so much as just causing them to either worship him with blood sacrifices or go insane and kill each other.

    Either way it's a bad/totally cool scene, depending on how you view total chaos and bloody mayhem.

    If Xev were to 'feed' you to him, then does that mean she has the power to awaken him from his slumber? If so then I sure as hell know which side I'm on when the shit flies!

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  12. NeoBeetnik38 Registered Senior Member

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    Um, you do know what board this is right? This is phylosophy. Ok? Than again, I guess I'm no better for reading it. Anyone wanna critisise me?
     
  13. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    so what

    everyone invades ethics with economics

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  14. Phrenetic :D Registered Senior Member

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    Don't worry about it, I Killed Jesus; I killed his daddy and I haven't been caught yet

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  15. muscleman Banned Banned

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    you guys got problems, you all need some psychiatric help. Its not God's fault if yur short and ugly or your mom and dad left you in a trash can (if any of these happened), if the world treated you harsh, why blaim God? Why dont you carry your cross and handle it like the man Himself Jesus, and at the end you will be rewarded and will share ressurection with him, instead of whining and complaining and get nothing out of it.
     
  16. Phrenetic :D Registered Senior Member

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    Wow, what a shortsighted statement. I can't speak for others, but you have completely misread my post. I do not need psychiatric help. Do you want me to apologize for not believing in your god? I'm happy with my life and myself. I'm not whining, I'm not complaining, and I am getting something out of it.

    Rewarded and will share resurrection with him, huh? Am I supposed to accept this on blind faith? Will this make me feel better about myself? I fail to see how the advantages to "having faith" overcome the disadvantages.

    But please enlighten me, oh awesome judicator of mental health.
     
  17. You Killed Jesus 14/88 Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, but I just done whooped his ass. He's not going to save me if he's easily beaten up by a bunch of ruffians.
     
  18. Zero Banned Banned

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    Hey what is this!?

    I borrowed five bucks from him...now I'll never find him again. And if I don't pay him back soon I'll get biblical punishments most likely...

    *runs wildly into the street crying jesus' name*
     

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