I am normal, from normal perspective point of view of a normal person in a statistically normal average number of people. I am neither angry or sad, I am neither active or inactive, I am neither hot or cold. I cannot see too far, nor can I see too close. My eyes are as average as everyone else's eyes, my lips are equally thin and thick as everyone else lips. My hair are cut just the right size as everyone else's hair are cut the same as mine. There is no differences in my preferences and preferences of others. I cannot not see nor can I not see. I am all that is average, I am all that is typical, my reflection and my shadow are of equal shape, integrity, brightness, dimness, feeling as of everyone else's reflection and shadow. I am as equally happy as I am as equally sad as everyone else. I neither sink nor I float. I neither fall nor I ascend. I am everything anyone can be and nothing anyone wishes to be. My love is equal to your love, my heart is as close to you as your heart to mine. Everything I feel is everything you feel for me. My warmth is your warmth. My world is your world. My life is your life.

http://www.maggieayres.co.uk/images/first-tear_large.jpg

You are......drunk?

I am normal, from normal perspective point of view of a normal person in a statistically normal average number of people. I am neither angry or sad, I am neither active or inactive, I am neither hot or cold. I cannot see too far, nor can I see too close. My eyes are as average as everyone else's eyes, my lips are equally thin and thick as everyone else lips. My hair are cut just the right size as everyone else's hair are cut the same as mine. There is no differences in my preferences and preferences of others. I cannot not see nor can I not see. I am all that is average, I am all that is typical, my reflection and my shadow are of equal shape, integrity, brightness, dimness, feeling as of everyone else's reflection and shadow. I am as equally happy as I am as equally sad as everyone else. I neither sink nor I float. I neither fall nor I ascend. I am everything anyone can be and nothing anyone wishes to be. My love is equal to your love, my heart is as close to you as your heart to mine. Everything I feel is everything you feel for me. My warmth is your warmth. My world is your world. My life is your life.

http://www.maggieayres.co.uk/images/first-tear_large.jpg

Thats very nice.:D

I am too.

You are......drunk?

I wish, I am drunk on life.

My life is your life.

So do you get gas as much as I do and fart allot? ;)

So do you get gas as much as I do and fart allot? ;)

precisely. I fart equally on average as everyone else farts equally average in a statistically normal curve of gas expulsion at a normal regular level just as everyone else

but I'm not "average" because I've got IBP that makes my gas, gassier! ;)

but I'm not "average" because I've got IBP that makes my gas, gassier! ;)

well you are as average as I am average, your gas is everyone's gas...we are all equally gassy, we all make equally the same amount of gas, and we are all average in everything and especially gassiness

I'm worried that when I'm creamated I'll blow up the furnace! :D

I'm worried that when I'm creamated I'll blow up the furnace! :D

We all will not be worried, our worries will be equally the same as normal worries of everyone else who are dead and not dead, we all will be regularly and normally cremated and not cremated as averagely as everyone else will be cremated and not cremated dead or not dead and equally average and normal gases will equally have the same effect on an average furnace used on an average day in a statistically most average and probability normal as everything else in this universe the same as everything else like we are...

Is that a pseudophilosophical statement? Or is it just a really long metaphor?

I am normal

Bhahahahahaha!!!!! (deep breath) hahahahah!!!! (wipes tear from eye)

Normal is in the eye of the beholder....and dude...you are about as far from normal as one can get. :)

(That ain't necessarily a bad thing)

At least he is not ordinary. :cool:

I seem to be "underworried" can you give me more stuff that is worthy of worryment? ;)

You are......drunk?

I was thinking the same thing lol
What is that picture of :shrug: Draqon certainly is unique! ;)

I was thinking the same thing lol
What is that picture of :shrug: Draqon certainly is unique! ;)

Looks like vomit he spewed out while getting drunk.:D

that image seriously look like it came out of someone's vagina

that image seriously look like it came out of someone's vagina

That is what I first thought but I didn't want to say it lol
Looks like some kind of afterbirth or something.

I was thinking the same thing lol
What is that picture of :shrug: Draqon certainly is unique! ;)

Are you thinking......:eek:?! Well, by today's standards, it would be considered art.

that image seriously look like it came out of someone's vagina

Or red-colored sperm. Hmmmmm.....

Or red-colored sperm. Hmmmmm.....

HUH? if you have sperm that looks like that, you better go to the hospital
immediately lol

HUH? if you have sperm that looks like that, you better go to the hospital
immediately lol

I was only saying...how would draqon get a girl in his apartment anyways?

I was only saying...where would draqon get someone with a vagina in his apartment anyways?

LOL.....hmmmmm maybe he lured someone there by asking them
up for a glass of baby forumla :p

LOL.....hmmmmm maybe he lured someone there by asking them
up for a glass of baby forumla :p

:p thats just hilarious

I was only saying...how would draqon get a girl in his apartment anyways?

Ummm....chloroform and duct tape?