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Muslim
01-28-07, 12:27 PM
I am looking for smart Muslims who are pretty good at debating. And can type loads and just bore the opponent to death. With alot of red herring.

sargentlard
01-28-07, 03:21 PM
Wouldn't you want to look for muslims who can bore people but are masters of laconic prose?

Now that's real talent. To be that uninteresting is a feat of greatness.

draqon
01-28-07, 06:47 PM
I am looking for smart Muslims who are pretty good at debating. And can type loads and just bore the opponent to death. With alot of red herring.

she dumped you or somethin?

Baron Max
01-28-07, 07:09 PM
I am looking for smart Muslims who are pretty good at debating. And can type loads and just bore the opponent to death. With alot of red herring.

Go ask Samcdkey ....she's/he's the best damned propagandist on this entire forum, bar none! But Sam doesn't "debate", she/he simply posts gazillions of links which counter almost anythng that anyone can say about almost any topic. And she's/he's especially good at anything anti-American and anti-Israeli ...and pretty good at red herrings, too.

But be aware ...I think she/he is already being paid good money as a propagandist, so you might have to come up with a lot of money! :D

Baron Max

draqon
01-28-07, 07:11 PM
when will the queen fall?

redarmy11
01-28-07, 07:16 PM
Go ask Samcdkey ....she's/he's the best damned propagandist on this entire forum, bar none! But Sam doesn't "debate", she/he simply posts gazillions of links which counter almost anythng that anyone can say about almost any topic. And she's/he's especially good at anything anti-American and anti-Israeli ...and pretty good at red herrings, too.

But be aware ...I think she/he is already being paid good money as a propagandist, so you might have to come up with a lot of money! :D

Baron Max
Wow. Deja vu. You have posted this at least once before, haven't you? At least sam's Al-Qaeda contacts vary the sources they supply her with now and again.

Baron Max
01-28-07, 07:23 PM
when will the queen fall?

Oh, that's easy! When some of us can begin to dig out some of the horrors of India, the poverty, the sickness, the unwillingness of the corrupt Indian government to do jack-shit about it .......and when we post it to make her own nation look as bad as it is ....then and only then will she/he relent with her/his anti-American, anti-Israeli campaigns.

I surely wish I was better at pulling shit outta' the Internet, but.....? I can't do it, or I'd have been doing it already.

Baron Max

Baron Max
01-28-07, 07:25 PM
At least sam's Al-Qaeda contacts vary the sources they supply her with now and again.

Well, they don't want her/him to be seen as outdated and uninformed. I figure she/he has a staff of at least three full-time employees doing nothing but reading world news and providing her/him with appropriate links.

Baron Max

redarmy11
01-28-07, 07:36 PM
Maybe (s)he's a God(dess)? Many Indian gods are well-equipped for complex multi-tasking.

S.A.M.
01-28-07, 07:38 PM
Maybe (s)he's a God(dess)? Many Indian gods are well-equipped for complex multi-tasking.

Darn, how did you guess (http://onlinedarshan.com/picgallery/pic/durga.jpg)?

Bells
01-28-07, 07:39 PM
But Sam doesn't "debate", she/he simply posts gazillions of links which counter almost anythng that anyone can say about almost any topic. And she's/he's especially good at anything anti-American and anti-Israeli ...and pretty good at red herrings, too.



I surely wish I was better at pulling shit outta' the Internet, but.....? I can't do it, or I'd have been doing it already.


Ah this explains a lot.

Sam, a mere woman from India no less, a country even you describe as being filled with poverty, sickness, corrupt, or a "horror", can use the internet better than you, an American male from Texas.

She writes intelligently, always has a comeback and she can use the internet to her own advantage. And then we have you. Enough said...

Jealous?;)

S.A.M.
01-28-07, 07:46 PM
Ah this explains a lot.

Sam, a mere woman from India no less, a country even you describe as being filled with poverty, sickness, corrupt, or a "horror", can use the internet better than you, an American male from Texas.

She writes intelligently, always has a comeback and she can use the internet to her own advantage. And then we have you. Enough said...

Jealous?;)

He's madly in love with me. I can tell, even though he's fighting it valiantly.:D
*kiss kiss*

Satyr
01-28-07, 07:46 PM
I am looking for smart Muslims who are pretty good at debating. And can type loads and just bore the opponent to death. With alot of red herring.You’re in luck.
Muslims are well known for these talents - all hot air, fanaticism, stupidity and violent, yet cowardly, dogmatism.

S.A.M.
01-28-07, 07:47 PM
You’re in luck.
Muslims are well known for these talents - all hot air, fanaticism, stupidity and violent, yet cowardly, dogmatism.

Darn, you're a Muslim?

Bells
01-28-07, 07:48 PM
Darn, you're a Muslim?
That actually made me laugh.

Heh!

Baron Max
01-28-07, 07:55 PM
Sam, a mere woman from India no less, a country even you describe as being filled with poverty, sickness, corrupt, or a "horror", can use the internet better than you, an American male from Texas.

She/he was educated in America ...with money provided by her/his family ...and yet she/he hates America. Does that tell you anything about her/his beloved nation of India?

She writes intelligently, ...

How can you know that? She/he seldom writes anything ...it's mostly just posted articles or links.

Baron Max

redarmy11
01-28-07, 07:59 PM
She/he was educated in America ...with money provided by her/his family ...and yet she/he hates America. Does that tell you anything about her/his beloved nation of India?
That (s)he's keen to maintain India's status as the nation with the most professionally-qualified women?

leopold99
01-28-07, 08:03 PM
http://www.fbi.gov/terrorinfo/siddiqui.htm
hmmm . . .

S.A.M.
01-28-07, 08:10 PM
http://www.fbi.gov/terrorinfo/siddiqui.htm
hmmm . . .

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/2/640/210
hmm...

Bells
01-28-07, 08:58 PM
She/he was educated in America ...with money provided by her/his family ...and yet she/he hates America. Does that tell you anything about her/his beloved nation of India?

What is it meant to tell me? After all, when I was at university, there were a lot of students studying there from the US. Is that meant to say something about their 'beloved' US of A?

She had the opportunity to study overseas. Good on her. What it tells me about India is that she (India) has produced a sound intelligent individual in someone like Sam, regardless of its poverty, corruption, sickness and horror. It tells me that no matter how bad things get, there's still hope.

How can you know that? She/he seldom writes anything ...it's mostly just posted articles or links.
And it's killing you isn't it?

You, the great white hope from Texas, a state in a country that is completely opposite to one like India, can still produce individuals who cannot work the internet to their advantage.

Mr. G
01-28-07, 09:23 PM
Maybe (s)he's a God(dess)? Many Indian gods are well-equipped for complex multi-tasking.
Maybe she has six arms, or five eyes.

Even better, maybe she has four breasts.

You can't get more complex multi-tasking than that without another appendage, or two, yourself.

:)

draqon
01-28-07, 09:38 PM
Maybe she has six arms, or five eyes.

Even better, maybe she has four breasts.

You can't get more complex multi-tasking than that without another appendage, or two, yourself.

:)

mutants perge! The bearer of children...destined to...die

http://ziza.ru/other/052006/15/users/timur.jpg

Mr. G
01-28-07, 09:47 PM
Pasta kills!

Muslim
01-29-07, 07:35 AM
fuck it. I'll beat her on my own.

everneo
01-29-07, 07:48 AM
I surely wish I was better at pulling shit outta' the Internet, but.....? I can't do it, or I'd have been doing it already.


Sure you are doing it already. See around yourself.

everneo
01-29-07, 07:50 AM
fuck it. I'll beat her on my own.

Try that with your wife, once more, till you succeed.

spuriousmonkey
01-29-07, 08:05 AM
She/he was educated in America ...with money provided by her/his family ...and yet she/he hates America. Does that tell you anything about her/his beloved nation of India?

I didn't get an education from the US and I have to correct you all the time. Most time I don't bother because I got an education from outside the US.

Baron Max
01-29-07, 08:07 AM
I didn't get an education from the US and I have to correct you all the time. Most time I don't bother because I got an education from outside the US.

So ...what does that have to do with any-fuckin'-thing?

Baron Max

Muslim
01-29-07, 01:12 PM
Try that with your wife, once more, till you succeed.

no she cooks for me. She is ok she knows I am fucked up.

spuriousmonkey
01-29-07, 01:27 PM
So ...what does that have to do with any-fuckin'-thing?

Baron Max

Just checking in vane if you have a brain.

GeoffP
01-29-07, 01:29 PM
fuck it. I'll beat her on my own.

WTF is that supposed to mean? :confused:

I assume it isn't about wife-beating - I expect he's got himself into another unqualified debate somewhere?

But isn't it odd when people only post fragments of their thoughts? Like once, this other time...yeah.

Geoff

Muslim
01-29-07, 01:39 PM
WTF is that supposed to mean? :confused:

I assume it isn't about wife-beating - I expect he's got himself into another unqualified debate somewhere?

But isn't it odd when people only post fragments of their thoughts? Like once, this other time...yeah.

Geoff

So what shes my wife. I can beat her if I wanted to her. Shes my wife. Who can tell me what I can do and what I can not to to me wife? you get me?

She your properity

Ayodhya
01-29-07, 02:21 PM
So what shes my wife. I can beat her if I wanted to her. Shes my wife. Who can tell me what I can do and what I can not to to me wife? you get me?

She your properity

lol @ silly muslims

tablariddim
01-29-07, 03:07 PM
She your properity

Would you sell her? Or maybe hire her out? You could use her as collateral to get a mortgage...maybe.

akasha1
01-29-07, 04:08 PM
wow this thread is like a serious piece of drama-soap

"the magnificent sam with her four boobs had to fight of baron max, bells and redarmy... all madly in love with her... how will she set this dilemma?
meanwhile baron max got assaulted for saying something positive, now he is shivering on the floor of his shower, wanting to wash away all the pain.
... on the sidenotes.... the beautifull india... chori chori
NEXT EPISODE --> will sam allow any of these members to have one of her many arms? this will be desided by a contest of 'keeping your breath' the one that survives wins...."

awesome :D

akasha1
01-29-07, 04:09 PM
love that kid btw

draqon
01-29-07, 04:35 PM
akasha...now you see the true culprit within this site...Its time a queen took a stance against the brutality of the situation here...the queen that would lead us all and unite us...its time to take down the princess that reigned so long on the throne surrounded with corpses of followers. Take the stance! Let a new SF world emergy from the DarkIndoAges!

Centoundici642
01-29-07, 04:44 PM
Not hard to find. Try a mosque.

<End/Sarcasm>

akasha1
01-29-07, 04:45 PM
Lmao

GeoffP
01-29-07, 04:45 PM
So what shes my wife. I can beat her if I wanted to her. Shes my wife. Who can tell me what I can do and what I can not to to me wife? you get me?

She your properity

I must assume you are joking, or irreparably stupid.

Best,

Geoff

Centoundici642
01-29-07, 04:47 PM
So what shes my wife. I can beat her if I wanted to her. Shes my wife. Who can tell me what I can do and what I can not to to me wife? you get me?

She your properity

Nolifeskillspwned! Wifewhodreamsofkillingyoupwned! Uglyfaceaswellase-personaandrealpersonapwned!

GeoffP
01-29-07, 04:49 PM
All your feminism are belong to us.

GeoffP
01-29-07, 04:50 PM
wow this thread is like a serious piece of drama-soap

"the magnificent sam with her four boobs had to fight of baron max, bells and redarmy... all madly in love with her... how will she set this dilemma?
meanwhile baron max got assaulted for saying something positive, now he is shivering on the floor of his shower, wanting to wash away all the pain.
... on the sidenotes.... the beautifull india... chori chori
NEXT EPISODE --> will sam allow any of these members to have one of her many arms? this will be desided by a contest of 'keeping your breath' the one that survives wins...."

awesome :D

Amusing take. Thumbs up.

However, Bells is a "gurl".

Geoff

akasha1
01-29-07, 04:53 PM
thats right, still possible :D

Centoundici642
01-29-07, 04:54 PM
*Yawn*

People who sit in circles getting horny over accentuated vocal-tones bore me incessantly. Silly rabbit, debating is for smurfs and mormons.

GeoffP
01-29-07, 04:56 PM
thats right, still possible :D

Yeah but she has a husband. And a crazy cousin.

Still possible, I guess. Meh.

GeoffP
01-29-07, 04:56 PM
*Yawn*

People who sit in circles getting horny over accentuated vocal-tones bore me incessantly. Silly rabbit, debating is for smurfs and mormons.

Eh?

akasha1
01-29-07, 05:03 PM
are you the crazy cousin?

Centoundici642
01-29-07, 05:07 PM
Eh?

What's that? Look, up there!

Oh, it went over your head.

Much like my retort.

GeoffP
01-29-07, 05:08 PM
are you the crazy cousin?

No, the one in the attic.

GeoffP
01-29-07, 05:09 PM
What's that? Look, up there!

Oh, it went over your head.

Much like my retort.

Indeed it did; and I am glad of it. ;)

Bells
01-29-07, 05:12 PM
thats right, still possible :D

As well as being married, I am also very, very pregnant.

The only thing that turns me on at the moment is a good night's sleep (eg. more than 5 hours and without having to get up every hour due to bathroom breaks, our 16 month old waking up at all hours because "its playtime", unborn kicking and doing gymnastics, etc).

However if I am ever in any way inclined to fall for a woman, I'll be sure to let you know so you can get your daily dose of the "soaps".:)

akasha1
01-29-07, 05:38 PM
As well as being married, I am also very, very pregnant.

The only thing that turns me on at the moment is a good night's sleep (eg. more than 5 hours and without having to get up every hour due to bathroom breaks, our 16 month old waking up at all hours because "its playtime", unborn kicking and doing gymnastics, etc).
congratulations on the baby, first one?
and btw, sorry, but you fall out of the contest

However if I am ever in any way inclined to fall for a woman, I'll be sure to let you know so you can get your daily dose of the "soaps".:)
thx :D

akasha1
01-29-07, 05:55 PM
did he actually find any muslims??

S.A.M.
01-29-07, 06:44 PM
wow this thread is like a serious piece of drama-soap

"the magnificent sam with her four boobs had to fight of baron max, bells and redarmy... all madly in love with her... how will she set this dilemma?
meanwhile baron max got assaulted for saying something positive, now he is shivering on the floor of his shower, wanting to wash away all the pain.
... on the sidenotes.... the beautifull india... chori chori
NEXT EPISODE --> will sam allow any of these members to have one of her many arms? this will be desided by a contest of 'keeping your breath' the one that survives wins...."

awesome :D

lol, thums up on your take of the situation.

Muslim's threads are usually a call for disaster.

S.A.M.
01-29-07, 06:45 PM
So what shes my wife. I can beat her if I wanted to her. Shes my wife. Who can tell me what I can do and what I can not to to me wife? you get me?

She your properity

Ek din buri tarah pitne wale ho, puttar.:D

Roman
01-29-07, 06:50 PM
As well as being married, I am also very, very pregnant.

Mmm, baby, I love it when you talk dirrrty.

Prince_James
01-29-07, 09:15 PM
Does anyone else think that Muslim and SamCDKey represent Islam perfectly?

Genji
01-29-07, 09:19 PM
Does anyone else think that Muslim and SamCDKey represent Islam perfectly?Muslim doesn't. He's kinda wacky and not as serious. Sam puts up with way too much hate here from all the Family Values Christians, racists and Jewish fascists. The patience of a Haaretz editor. I don't know how she does it.

Bells
01-29-07, 09:44 PM
Mmm, baby, I love it when you talk dirrrty.
My obstetrician told me that when I start grunting when I attempt to stand up from the couch or when I roll over in bed (due to the fact I will probably get bigger than a rhino), that I should tell my husband that it is my way of 'talking dirty'.

*Sigh*.. sooo never having a 3rd child.:(

Does anyone else think that Muslim and SamCDKey represent Islam perfectly?
I think they are at total opposite ends of their religion or their representation of it. Sam is more rational and honest about her beliefs. She calls a spade a spade and that's that.

Muslim on the other hand is only in it for the shock value. Sometimes I wonder if he is actually lying about his religion. He likes getting a rise out of people and uses his religion to do so.

Oniw17
01-29-07, 10:13 PM
Muslim doesn't. He's kinda wacky and not as serious.
Add rich and that's a perfect description of all teh muslim people I know.

S.A.M.
01-29-07, 10:16 PM
Does anyone else think that Muslim and SamCDKey represent Islam perfectly?

The mullahs would die of shock.:D

Mr. G
01-30-07, 12:16 AM
The mullahs would die of shock.:D
What, they've never seen four boobs before?

The Devil Inside
01-30-07, 06:09 AM
ive got 4 boobs.

can i be a muslim too?!

spuriousmonkey
01-30-07, 06:51 AM
ive got 4 boobs.

can i be a muslim too?!

No. it's 2 boobs and 2 nipples.

Prince_James
01-30-07, 10:08 AM
Bells:

I think they are at total opposite ends of their religion or their representation of it. Sam is more rational and honest about her beliefs. She calls a spade a spade and that's that.

Do you actually read her posts?

Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 02:25 PM
Do you actually read her posts?
Do you ever read your own?

draqon
01-30-07, 02:26 PM
Do you ever read your own?

do I read my own?

Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 02:27 PM
do I read my own?
Do you?

draqon
01-30-07, 02:28 PM
Do you?

do you or do I read our own posts?

Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 02:29 PM
I do, and I do.

draqon
01-30-07, 02:31 PM
I do, and I do.

or do you? I read your own posts.

Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 02:33 PM
or do you? I read your own posts.
Do I? Yes I do!

draqon
01-30-07, 02:36 PM
Do I? Yes I do!

but do I? I know you do. But do I know I do know you do?

Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 02:40 PM
Yes you do.

draqon
01-30-07, 02:43 PM
Yes you do.

you do?

Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 02:45 PM
Yes.

akasha1
01-30-07, 02:46 PM
:bugeye: :bugeye:

Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 02:47 PM
:confused:

draqon
01-30-07, 02:51 PM
huh?!

Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 02:52 PM
do.

draqon
01-30-07, 02:52 PM
I?.

Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 02:53 PM
?..

mindtrick
01-30-07, 02:53 PM
!

draqon
01-30-07, 02:53 PM
!..?

Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 02:54 PM
...

draqon
01-30-07, 02:55 PM
...

mindtrick
01-30-07, 02:55 PM
---

draqon
01-30-07, 02:55 PM
excuse me?

Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 02:56 PM
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draqon
01-30-07, 03:00 PM
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Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 03:01 PM
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01-30-07, 03:01 PM
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Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 03:02 PM
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draqon
01-30-07, 03:04 PM
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Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 03:05 PM
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01-30-07, 03:07 PM
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draqon
01-30-07, 03:07 PM
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Ghost...you are so way out...

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01-30-07, 03:12 PM
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01-30-07, 03:14 PM
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Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 03:15 PM
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01-30-07, 03:16 PM
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Nikelodeon
01-30-07, 03:17 PM
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