OrionStar
02-06-12, 01:55 PM
I am an alien. Yep, true alien in your planet.
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View Full Version : I am an alien OrionStar 02-06-12, 01:55 PM I am an alien. Yep, true alien in your planet. James R 02-07-12, 07:18 PM You ought to start a thread on that, OrionStar. This will be the first time human beings have had contact with real aliens. Please introduce yourself. In fact, I'll move your post to a new thread... done. phlogistician 02-08-12, 03:16 AM I am an alien. Yep, true alien in your planet. Hello again. http://www.sciforums.com/member.php?u=24875 Reiku 02-08-12, 12:40 PM You ought to start a thread on that, OrionStar. This will be the first time human beings have had contact with real aliens. Please introduce yourself. The, take me to your moderator, instead of dealer account? diverightindia 05-13-12, 08:43 AM i used to be in the same boat til my earthly offspring hauled me to the psych ward. Buddha12 05-13-12, 08:46 AM I'm an alien too for I came from a distant land called far away and here I am here and now. :D tablariddim 05-13-12, 11:17 AM Hello again. http://www.sciforums.com/member.php?u=24875 Has now morphed into the male gender:rolleyes: Sky Man 06-13-12, 01:03 AM Oh my god! I too am an alien in earth and I didn't think other aliens exist here! I think he is more intelligent than us. Epictetus 06-13-12, 01:08 AM I am an alien. Yep, true alien in your planet. Welcome OrionStar to this forum and this planet. Um, if you don't mind a little help with your English: you should say on your planet. ;). So where are you from, and how long will you be staying? Have you brought anything to barter? kx000 06-13-12, 01:09 AM How did you get here? kx000 06-13-12, 01:09 AM Oh my god! I too am an alien in earth and I didn't think other aliens exist here! I think he is more intelligent than us. So your both aliens, but not the same species of aliens? Epictetus 06-13-12, 01:10 AM Oh my god! I too am an alien in earth and I didn't think other aliens exist here! I think he is more intelligent than us. Hah! We having a saying here on this planet. It never rains but it pours. Do you understand? Okay, we have another saying: One is a novelty; two is an invasion. Sky Man 06-14-12, 01:11 AM Hah! We having a saying here on this planet. It never rains but it pours. Do you understand? Okay, we have another saying: One is a novelty; two is an invasion. Yes, Two is an invasion, but it's not two. It's MANY. Epictetus 06-14-12, 01:20 AM Tell us more. How did you get here and what do you want? :) Asguard 06-14-12, 01:24 AM Important question, did you bring beer?:p Sky Man 06-14-12, 06:54 AM Tell us more. How did you get here and what do you want? :) I have permission only to tell that I am here. I can't tell any more information about me. We know that you humans will find and invade our planet and make it like earth. :bugeye: Sky Man 06-14-12, 06:56 AM I didn't bring anything except me. James R 06-14-12, 08:52 AM Can I have a ride in your spaceship? Aqueous Id 06-14-12, 09:13 AM He must have lost his communicator while sowing his wild oats. Either that or he didn't like the accommodations. Star/Stargirl, that is. Probably gender is irrelevant at warp speed. Of course this could just be a person who made is past border security (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-wXuecxo-E). kx000 06-14-12, 12:26 PM I have permission only to tell that I am here. I can't tell any more information about me. We know that you humans will find and invade our planet and make it like earth. :bugeye: Most likely a lot of them would. I wouldn't, and earth kinda sucks to me. If you have giants spiders its just not going down for me. Epictetus 06-14-12, 07:50 PM Sky Man, have you reported to Immigration Control? It's important, and you'll regret it later if you don't. Asguard 06-14-12, 08:44 PM Sky Man, have you reported to Immigration Control? It's important, and you'll regret it later if you don't. Shouldn't it be men in black immigration? Tommy lee jones and will smith want to talk to you Stryder 06-14-12, 11:14 PM You come here to our planet taking our jobs, why don't you just **** off back to where you came from. [Well I had to state the statement that is obviously stereotypically used in similar situations :p ] seagypsy 06-15-12, 12:17 AM So what did you do wrong to get sent here? Being here with lower lifeforms must be a real drag. keith1 06-15-12, 12:50 AM http://www.sciforums.com/picture.php?albumid=135&pictureid=1207 Epictetus 06-15-12, 12:57 AM Keith, can't you just PM ET? What you mean? P.S. Love your new avatar. keith1 06-15-12, 01:03 AM Keith, can't you just PM ET? What you mean? P.S. Love your new avatar. My message was not for that precise alien, because of it's color-blind state;) Loose translation: Five horses crapped this OP to Cesspool. Epictetus 06-15-12, 01:08 AM My message was not for that precise alien, because of it's color-blind state;) No comprendo, amigo. :confused: keith1 06-15-12, 01:20 AM No comprendo, amigo. :confused: Los extranjeros pueden haber evolucionado más allá de nuestra comprensión de su ubicación exacta. Aliens may have evolved beyond our comprehension of their exact location. :blbl: Epictetus 06-15-12, 01:24 AM Esperemos que así Festering Boil 06-15-12, 02:33 PM Important question, did you bring beer?:p Mmmm... space beer... Enmos 06-15-12, 04:50 PM Um, if you don't mind a little help with your English: you should say on your planet. ;) Maybe he really meant in ;) keith1 06-15-12, 09:36 PM P.S. Love your new avatar. http://www.sciforums.com/picture.php?albumid=135&pictureid=1213 http://www.sciforums.com/picture.php?albumid=135&pictureid=1213 http://www.sciforums.com/picture.php?albumid=135&pictureid=1214 http://www.sciforums.com/picture.php?albumid=135&pictureid=1214 Courtesy: keith1 (free to use) Beer w/Straw 07-12-12, 04:00 PM :huh::poke::m: My mom is an alien. Quantum Quack 08-20-12, 08:03 PM seriously for a moment: I know an elderly, articulate and quite sane lady [ 89 years old ] who has kept a journal for over 30 years believing that she is indeed an alien from the Pleiadian cluster. She has been a family friend for over 40 years and I have no doubt she believes her experiences as genuine. She also knows that no one would believe her and has kept the secret to her self and very select friends for over 30 years. How many people are like this? I personally know of about 4 or so with various levels of commitment to their beliefs. [ all associate with the Pleidian cluster, all unaware of each other] murdoch 08-22-12, 01:30 AM So, there are two aliens. I also want to see your planet. That’s not fair Skyman, you have to tell us what are you doing here? origin 08-22-12, 09:24 AM seriously for a moment: I know an elderly, articulate and quite sane lady [ 89 years old ] who has kept a journal for over 30 years believing that she is indeed an alien from the Pleiadian cluster. She has been a family friend for over 40 years and I have no doubt she believes her experiences as genuine. She also knows that no one would believe her and has kept the secret to her self and very select friends for over 30 years. How many people are like this? I personally know of about 4 or so with various levels of commitment to their beliefs. [ all associate with the Pleidian cluster, all unaware of each other] If she believes she is an alien then she is delusional and by definition not sane. You can say she is fully capable of successfully functioning in life - but she ain't 'quite sane'! Why does it not surprise me that you would know 4 delusional people that are perfectly willing to share there delusions with you? Quantum Quack 08-22-12, 09:36 AM If she believes she is an alien then she is delusional and by definition not sane. You can say she is fully capable of successfully functioning in life - but she ain't 'quite sane'! Why does it not surprise me that you would know 4 delusional people that are perfectly willing to share there delusions with you? Firstly, delusions do not qualify for the label insane... it is not a matter of belief that determines the question of mental health... you should know this but you don't so who exactly is deluded here? Secondly, by your own definition that makes you quite insane due to your own deluded state. Now why aren't I surprised about that? To quote from a famous movie: "Stupid is what stupid does" well... same applies "insane is what insane does" the lady in question has led a successful business life , raised 5 beautiful children, and is an extremely talented young 90 year old... who woke up one day about 30 years ago and realised she was an alien of this planet but not to the human race. eh...wtf!...... I hear you say!? try chimera genetics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_%28genetics%29) origin 08-22-12, 11:34 AM Fair enough. She certainly is not leagally insane based on your description of her. So lets just say: If she believes she is an alien then she is delusional. You say she is fully capable of successfully functioning in life - so her delusions are not negatively impacting her life, that's good. This part of course still stands as is [chortle] - Why does it not surprise me that you would know 4 delusional people that are perfectly willing to share there delusions with you? Quantum Quack 08-22-12, 08:06 PM Fair enough. She certainly is not leagally insane based on your description of her. So lets just say: If she believes she is an alien then she is delusional. You say she is fully capable of successfully functioning in life - so her delusions are not negatively impacting her life, that's good. This part of course still stands as is [chortle] - Why does it not surprise me that you would know 4 delusional people that are perfectly willing to share there delusions with you? let me ask you this: Do you believe you know enough to make such an assessment? Do you believe that your science is capable of making such an assessment? and to support the obvious implications: to you the scientist: Do you believe in the existance of a photon as modeled by science when a photon can only be observed by it's effect? to you the religious nut: Do you believe in the existance of a God as modeled by the Church when a God can only be observed by his effect? So according to your logic any one who believes in a photon is deluded... sure they function....[chuckle] so the religious person and the scientist believe in the same thing by a different name...so? In my lingo there is a new word: it is written as OPIGION. which is essentially defined as : "an opinion expressed in ignorance." which accounts for just about all opinions... so why am I not distressed by your [chortle ] Opigion? Quantum Quack 08-22-12, 08:16 PM Why does it not surprise me that you would know 4 delusional people that are perfectly willing to share there delusions with you? ha... I know about 8 billion people who are deluded all tryng to share their beliefs....and opigions... and you are just another of them...:D did you look at the link I provided [ chemira genetics] ? well open your eyes to possibiity..... Did you know that a recent and large genetics survey of a large group of the European population proved that deceased Egyptian Pharoh Tutankhamun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutankhamun) specific genes exist at a rate of 85% in currently living and supposedly functional European males. [survey reported in the ABC news here in Australia - possibly non-verified] Have you considered the possibility that the so called alien races of the Pleidian star cluster may actually be more human genetically than we are? bet you haven't...:eek: Try this: Are you aware of the USA military funded genetics DNA Global data base survey system, where all Dna material available or presented is surveyed and catelogued. [I happen to know the man and his corporate front, employed by the USA Military to help build this data base system.] [chuckle] yep your own DNA may already be flagged as "alien" by the USA military and you would not even know it. such is the reality of chimera genetics... :) Note: You Americans are SO clever, you realised years ago that the easiest and most effective way for the Earth to be "invaded" or "conquered" by a so called Alien race who were masters of the genome and genetic engineering was to transform the existing human genome to match their own. Anecdotal Evidence of Alien genetic harvesting has been around for ages....locked up in the paranoid ramblings of so many institutionalised humans severely traumatised by their Alien encounters of years ago. over sensational video about harvesting..... most bizzare yes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcBlIe8u0q8 |