Hello. I am god.

You must believe that I am god, because if you don't, you will be sent to hell the moment nobody can prove that you didnt go to hell (when you die).

Don't believe me? Want proof?

You don't need proof. If you don't want to go to hell, you will believe me. You must have faith, and try to convert the non-believers.

Ah OK, Ill throw you a bone. Heres some scripture.

START SCRIPTURE
tetra is god
all who disobey him will be sent to hell
all good people must try to convert non-believers
wield this scripture as evidence whenever somebody doubts you
if anybody questions the scripture, tell them that it isnt meant to be taken literally. If they question your actions, tell them that this scripture tells you you have to take those actions.
Modify this scripture however needed inorder to keep power
END SCRIPTURE

In order to spread the one true religion (this one), go to a dying empire and offer the poverty stricken people something that they cannot have with the current system, and make sure that this something is not physical and does not have to be physically given.
Next, after you are finished converting that dying empire, be sure to make the one true religion (this one) the absolute authority. Appoint a million preists and administrators, and hell throw in an army as well. Reduce the empire's records and knowledge to ashes, and use the existing system of slave-estates (they might be called "scifundia", and turn them into strictly organized manor estates. The citizens of this estate will not question the one true religion (this one), because they think they will go to hell if they do (stupid suckers).

Hey God,

Sounds awfully familiar to me. You know I think you have a rival, someone else is already pulling that con-trick.

But don't worry there are enough suckers out there that will follow you.

Yup, that about sums it up. ;)

Well the cool thing about me being god is that nobody can prove me wrong.
Come on, try. I have thousands of pre-fabbed circumventions stored in my mind to counter your argument.

Will you let me write your 'Bible' tetra? That way people like tony have 2 books to quote from! :p

sure!!!!!!!!!!

Hell, you can be my prophet!
I hereby modify my scripture.

"tetrae is god"
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"tetrae is god, and Xelios is his prophet"

Xelios 1:1-23

And so it began. In the beginning there was nothing, nothing but Tetra, God of all existence.

However, Tetra soon became bored and longed for something to do. And so, on the First Day, Tetra created the universe from a piece of lint. Tetra saw it, and it was good.

And on the Second Day, Tetra created all the starts, planets and galaxies from nothing but empty space. Tetra saw it, and it was good.

On the Third Day, Tetra created the Earth and all things living in it. He created animals, plants, bacteria and viruses. Tetra saw it, and once again, it was good.

Then, on the Last Day, Tetra created man out of an old sandwhich He had found behind his desk. Then He created a woman, out of the same sandwhich. Tetra saw this, and it was good.

Tetra the one God, created all of this in just 4 days, for he is God of all existence. Praise Tetra! For if you do not, he will surely condemn you to everlasting fire.

:D

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Also, just to clarify, my hell has lots of sharp things that poke you and little creatures that enjoy eating you.

Psst! You forgot the little green gnomes that give keep giving you papercuts for all eternity. ;)

You guys are having way too much fun with this.

Yes, yes we are :p

Isn't that the usual hook? You must execute your most loyal servant, Xelios, in order to teach the world a lesson.:D

Originally posted by tetra
Well the cool thing about me being god is that nobody can prove me wrong.
Come on, try. I have thousands of pre-fabbed circumventions stored in my mind to counter your argument.


Can you show me your universal form?


Love

Jan Ardena.

If you are god and are good! you need to have an evil to defeat, the evil that will domain your hell!. I am Godless! therefore I don't, won't and can't believe in ANY GOD For I am Godless!.

So I quess in your little game I'm the EVIL that you may seek!, They will end up in MY Hell! :rolleyes: Which is to be godless!, which is to seek for no explanations and except reality as it is!

Existence exists that's an axiom!, anyhow to disprove existence one would have to prove it from non-existence.:confused:

Send those unfortunate non-believers to me Tetra, God of tiny imagination!. :D

I am incarnation of another God on this planet, thus I declare you TETRA a false God. All should follow me, so says ME. And those who have fallen in trechorous cluches of tetra, should be converted into Avatarists. Behold my myghty, for I personally have said these lines. And my prophet PentiumII 333 has writen it down for you to follow them.

And to prove you are true Avatarists send money every Sunday to this account and my prophet will make a good use to it, upgrading our myghty power to 12GHz.

National Bank of Eden
1284451-1245412435

And so, a religion was born. :D

Originally posted by Xelios
And so, a religion was born. :D

And even with a Devil, and a demon. Avatarists are devil worshipers, Godlessnesists are demons.:D ;)

Only because we don't agree with Tetraists. Though mind you many follow Tetraism, some rather believe in the power of Avatarism, while a small, but significant few, see it as Godlessnism.

Ah! the vocavulary!. :D

Jan Ardena
Can you show me your universal form?

He doesn't need to, it's obvious, you'll be able to feel it in your heart. But you must have faith.

Now of course I can't convince you of that until you decide to believe first.

Faith is the key here remember.

Cris

Jan Ardena, doesn't feel any tetra in her hearth Cris. Only me, the myghty Avatar, for I'm the only true God.
[in whispers---tht doesn't mean tetra is no God, I just don't like him.].
HEAR ME, CHILDREN OF SCI-EDEN!
THEE SHALL GO ALL OVER THE WORLD
AND KILL ALL THE WORSHIPERS OF TETRA[again in whispers- spiritally only]. FOR SHE[changed gender specially] IS THE FALSE ONE. And that's a lie that humans were made from a sandwitch. They were actually made from my yesterdays hot-dog.

In the first place there was only Avatar and Tetra. And his breath flew over the oceans of time.

But soon Avatar got really bored with only Tetra to speak with.
So he said-Must there be C++ and Basic.
Avatar marveled at his cration and found tht it was good.
But there was needed a graphical interface, so he created
Corel Draw and Paint Shop Pro.
The world was beautiful now, but with a lack of motion, so for the finishing touch God made Java and Action Script.
And all was full of life.
But there was no man, so God created a user and a girl for him.
So they can marvel at his creation, but if something went wrong, he was the only one to be able to fix it.
And so User and EveCorp, lived by their life and marveled at the graphical interface, wondering what was beyond there except for God. But God was wise and hid the language faq in the Terminal of All Knowledge. And then showed the Godless Snake and gave the login and password to EveCorp.
User EveCop accessed the Terminal of All Knowledge and copyed the FAQ. God was very mad at them and sent them away from Main Frame.

Later User and EveCorp had many children, but the first were Hacker and Cracker. Cracker was very mad, because God didn't like his offerings[destroyed software of God]. God liked Hacker better because he returned the sof of God back to him, with good advises how to protect it from Cracker. Because of that Cracker killed Hacker.



[my monitor behaves strange, switches off all the time. HELP!.(serious)
it must be the evil of Tetra, that is messing with my hardware. Kill all his followers my children, so she has no money to give it to Cracker, to mess with my hard and soft].



I'm really serious about my monitor. Something is not right:(

I banishe thee, you miserable spirit for confining me to my desktop without the pleasure of my wonderful world I have created. (I changed e-mail addresses, and couldnt post on sciforums until I figured out I had to re-register)

Can you show me your universal form?

You see my universal form everywhere, for it is the true meaning of the word. You see me when you admire a ladnscape, smell me when you endulge in the sweet scent of roses fresh. You hear me when admire the beautfil chirping of the spring flock, and feel me when you hold your child.

If you are god and are good! you need to have an evil to defeat, the evil that will domain your hell!. I am Godless! therefore I don't, won't and can't believe in ANY GOD For I am Godless!.

Although stricken from the land of grapes and wine that is Tetreaven, I love you all the more. This longing love I feel can only be expressed in sending you to hell, so you may admire my powers of pain and suffering.

I am incarnation of another God on this planet, thus I declare you TETRA a false God. All should follow me, so says ME. And those who have fallen in trechorous cluches of tetra, should be converted into Avatarists. Behold my myghty, for I personally have said these lines.

My child, I have created you and thus have known of this happening for all of my endless eternity. No person of woman born will falter from the true ways to ajoin that foolish religion, for he who does knows in his heart that I am the one true god, and Xelios is my prophet.

Jan Ardena, doesn't feel any tetra in her hearth Cris. Only me, the myghty Avatar, for I'm the only true God. [in whispers---tht doesn't mean tetra is no God, I just don't like him.].
HEAR ME, CHILDREN OF SCI-EDEN!
THEE SHALL GO ALL OVER THE WORLD
AND KILL ALL THE WORSHIPERS OF TETRA[again in whispers- spiritally only]. FOR SHE[changed gender specially] IS THE FALSE ONE. And that's a lie that humans were made from a sandwitch. They were actually made from my yesterdays hot-dog.

A prophecy of such weak baking as this needs no rebuttle, the glaring err of the idea and the glory that is Me will make things good in the end.

[my monitor behaves strange, switches off all the time. HELP!.(serious)

Although you do speak true for the ways of the beginning, this helpless loss of display means no other than that you have angered me, and my love is scorning you in order to show you the darkness of opposing the one true God.

And all the animals and living creatures of the world will cry out in Tetra's name, for he is the one True God!
Xelios 3:12-14

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cris
[i]Now of course I can't convince you of that until you decide to believe first.

Your learning.

Very nice.

Love

Jan Ardena.

You may turn on me as much demons as you like tetra. I took my sisters monitor and replaced it with mine. hahaha.

"the glaring err of the idea and the glory that is Me will make things good in the end. "

Begone thee, oh the worst spirit in all time. What is good for thee shall be the end of world for the rest of the living, for thou art the demon of lie and evil. Thou came to this world only to spread evil and make black be white and day become light.

Avatar has spoken.

Originally posted by Xelios
And all the animals and living creatures of the world will cry out in Tetra's name, for he is the one True God!
Xelios 3:12-14

I most defenetly Dig your avatar!
That pretty much sums it up for most of us here!:D

hehe, it was really just a joke. As you can see I've changed it back :)

Tetra - I used to feed your food to my fish, but they spat it out ergo - you must be a fake! :rolleyes: