well, I finally got a digital picture of myself, and figured that I should post it. after all, I have been a member for like 3 years (man, has it been that long?).

well, its not a great picture, I stretched just before they took it, so my tie looks short and my neck looks long, but ohh well.

ohh, and if anyone knows how to use picasa to remove the orange glow of my eyes and teeth, that would be great.
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5849/catopushkar2ua2.jpg
(in case anyone does not know, I am on the right)

How tall are you cato?

seriously.

6'10" (208cm to my foreign brothers and sisters) I thought that was common knowledge on the forum =]

Amazing! you must have to duck a lot!

(not that common, no)

cato
get rid of the blue tie.

why don't you like blue ties? or just on me?

it just looks out of place in that picture.

yeah, I agree. I was going to have my suit altered to fit better for this office party, but it didn't get done in time (fucking place) so had to wear an old sportcoat I had. non of my ties really went with it. although, that tie is normally a lot darker, it just reflected alot in the pic.

now i know what to get you for christmas.
a ceiling fan ! :)

har har :)

Damn, and I thought I was tall (6'3" - 190cm). :eek:

*fears*

He's cute! ;)

6'10" (208cm to my foreign brothers and sisters) I thought that was common knowledge on the forum =]

Shit dude.. you could join Tall people clubs. You have to be at least 6 feet 3 inches to join them. I am only 6 feet 1.2 inches :(

in fact, you should join our "secret hideout base" club. we need some muscle.

what if I am already a member of the "secret hideout base" club, and the Tall People club but just can't talk about it? first rule of tall club, don't talk about tall club... oh wait, too late.

wait, are you a man Genji? not that there is anything wrong with that, but yeah, if you are a man, it makes me uncomfortable to have you call me cute =]

what if I am already a member of the "secret hideout base" club, and the Tall People club but just can't talk about it? first rule of tall club, don't talk about tall club... oh wait, too late.
you have to accept the science of jesus before the science of satan to be part of my club.

the ceolocanth (sp?) they found a few decades ago was actually put there by satan, not nature, as jesus would never allow something so ferocious looking to live alongside mankind.

That's a seriously ridiculous picture. You're standing next to this short brown guy and the way the shot's taken, there are no feet, further enhancing the height disparity.

It's an old ploy, but effective. Short film stars (eg, Tom Cruise) use this all the time.

Cato's height (estimated): 5'3'' (158cm)
Cato's stooge (on the left): 2'1" (63cm)

No.. look at the doorways in the picture. He is about eye level with the top of them.

They are using small doorways.

"6'10" (208cm to my foreign brothers and sisters)"

Sure you aren't just standing next to a midget? in a small coridoor? and are really skinny?

Sure you aren't just standing next to a midget? in a small coridoor? and are really skinny?
yeah, I am pretty sure =] although, Pushkar (the other guy in the picture) is very short.

I was looking at things like the Fire Exit sign.. door ways.. the fire alarm pull-down and stuff... judging the sizes of these based on what size I know them to be in real life. I doubt he went through all this trouble of finding small stuff to make himself look very tall.

I'm 6'1.. so I would probably come up to his chin.. which sounds about right.

I doubt he went through all this trouble of finding small stuff to make himself look very tall.

Occam was full of shit.

Shit dude.. you could join Tall people clubs. You have to be at least 6 feet 3 inches to join them. I am only 6 feet 1.2 inches :(
6'3" you say? Nice, I'm in. :D

Occam was full of shit.

O RLY?!

So was Socrates.

I like the golden suit of the midget. I'm going to get me one.

arent those standard issue in the dutch military?

heh, the suit was not nearly that gold in color. like my eyes and teeth, it like reflected the color off the walls.
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3076/eyesng7.jpg
thats a close up of my eyes (obviously)

arent those standard issue in the dutch military?

Yes, but I had to sign a pledge of alliange to the US constitution once (otherwise the fascists wouldn't pay me) and the Dutch government promptly asked me to return the suit of goldenboyness.

Yes, but I had to sign a pledge of alliange to the US constitution once (otherwise the fascists wouldn't pay me) and the Dutch government promptly asked me to return the suit of goldenboyness.
yowzas...the belgian stereotype of the dutch is that they worship america.
i have probably only spent about 3 weeks in the netherlands total, so i cant verify it as an outsider.

however, the dutch version of the beverly hillbillies is pretty funny..."Flodder" is it? i dont remember what it is called.....

END TRANSMISSION.

There are a lot of US worshippers in the Netherlands. You have to keep in mind that the Netherlands was one of the first capitalist nations in the world (note for Americans: not the USA). It's a weird country in this sense. At one point it was being socialized a bit, but who can kill the inbred enterpeneurismspism in a true Dutch Hero?

Yes...flodder.

People go and see Rembrandt's paintings and think: such beautiful art! The only reason there is this Dutch art, because in that particular time money was pooring in because we were capitalists in an 'innocent' world.

Any moral to the story?

The Dutch economy collapsed. End of world power status.

Good morning america!

So, what do you watch when you are spaced out? tik tak?

tik tak?
when ARENT i spaced out?
actually, belgian tv is absolutely infested with american programming...i find it a bit more palatable than when i am in america, as there are about 40% less commercials. i did a personal study of it once...ill try to find my figures for you if you like.

IF i watch television, it is either Canal Twee, or VT4.

whoa..another thread hijacked by my incessant need to spew meaningless bullshit.


sorry cato.

Cato started it with adding 'the midget in the golden suit'!

It's a miracle someone didn't start a lyrical essay on James bond considering this particular james-bondsy nature of any 'midget in golden suit'.

wait, are you a man Genji? not that there is anything wrong with that, but yeah, if you are a man, it makes me uncomfortable to have you call me cute =]
Well you're just a hunka love muffin. I'll leave it at that. ;)

well, I finally got a digital picture of myself, and figured that I should post it. after all, I have been a member for like 3 years (man, has it been that long?).

well, its not a great picture, I stretched just before they took it, so my tie looks short and my neck looks long, but ohh well.

ohh, and if anyone knows how to use picasa to remove the orange glow of my eyes and teeth, that would be great.
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5849/catopushkar2ua2.jpg
(in case anyone does not know, I am on the right)

your heads are the same size.

I'll bet Cato has a bigger one! :eek:

I'll bet Cato has a bigger one! :eek:
catos nickname is "tripod"

catos nickname is "tripod"Oh My.....

Well you're just a hunka love muffin. I'll leave it at that. ;)
Lawl. Silly Genji. :D

Actually, if you closely examine the pants of the 'golden midget' you will see an ectopic leg.

That's why he probably is smiling.

'Laugh at me, but I did your wife behind the potted plants 5 minutes ago.'

Hmmm. I've examined the golden midgets pants very closely indeed and can't for the life of me see any extra leg. However, I note with interest that both of the legs that are visible appear to have mouths - which probably also makes him a winner between the sheets.

. . . appear to have mouths - which probably also makes him a winner between the sheets.
not quite true.
you also must have a foot long tongue and be able to breath through your ears.

not quite true.
you also must have a foot long tongue and be able to breath through your ears.
That only applies if you don't have 3 mouths.

what an odd turn this thread has taken...

We need a naked picture now. :)

I don't think that is likely to happen. I would not even do that if you were a hot chick, I that sort of thing is not my bag.

http://www.bestfashionboutique.com/img/handbags/PRA61341.jpg

how about this bad boy? pretty sweet, eh?

Heh. Heh heh. Cato is a gay heh heh.

Heh. Heh heh. Cato is a gay heh heh.
shut up, butthole!! *slap*

lets go get some nachos. that would be cool. uuuuh huh huh huh huh huh...

Heh. Heh heh. Cato is a gay heh heh

(for the record, no, I am not gay)

Denial :eek:

http://www.tradedforwheat.com/meshugenah/images/herve_tvguide_sm.jpg
KERPLAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!

Heh. Heh heh. Cato is a gay heh heh.


heh heh, it takes one to know one.,...heh heh

heh, the suit was not nearly that gold in color. like my eyes and teeth, it like reflected the color off the walls.
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3076/eyesng7.jpg
LIES! HE'S A SITH!

:p