View Full Version : I accept the Lord Jesus Christ as my savior


Cortex_Colossus
10-19-07, 03:06 PM
http://www.geocities.com/cobblestone...DiedForUS.html

MacGyver1968
10-19-07, 03:12 PM
Broken link, no post....more crap. Please stop spamming this shit.

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 03:13 PM
Your going to get banned for going on one of your religious freakout tyrades again...poor ..poor cortex

Reiku
10-19-07, 03:16 PM
You must calm down with these - they're right.

Why?
10-19-07, 03:19 PM
What are you angry at atheists? He is trying to save your lost souls. He cares about you and you spit in his face.

MacGyver1968
10-19-07, 03:22 PM
Why, I have no problem with religious threads.....where something is actually discussed. CC has a bad habit of posting his sermons, and then bailing. At least you reply to your threads.

Why?
10-19-07, 03:29 PM
Well, if CC wants to convert you (and I don't by the way), he should reply so that you would gain a better understanding. So, CC what of it? Just hit and run religion?

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 03:32 PM
You cant convert those who dont want to be converted, he doesnt care hes just rambling like he did last time he got banned

Why?
10-19-07, 03:35 PM
Why ramble if he doesn't care? Seems to be an enormouse waste of time better spent handing out Bibles.

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 03:36 PM
schizophrenia?

MacGyver1968
10-19-07, 03:38 PM
Yes...I'd love some, thank you. :)

Reiku
10-19-07, 03:44 PM
Shizophrenia... No... because at least then you get a reply.

Its a compulsive disorder of some kind :-)

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 03:46 PM
Shizophrenia... No... because at least then you get a reply.

Its a compulsive disorder of some kind :-)

Some type of Ocd? hmmm I can see that

From his name and previous conversations I would guess that its a little Narcissism as well

spidergoat
10-19-07, 03:54 PM
I would accept Jesus, but I already accepted William Shatner as my personal savior.

MacGyver1968
10-19-07, 04:04 PM
LOL! (imitating Shatner) "Blessed...........are............the meek.........for they..........will inherit.......the earth."

Reiku
10-19-07, 04:04 PM
''little Narcissism as well''

I'd agree Dr. Shichimenshyo. For this behaviour, i'm considering prescribing 150mg of Dothiapin, and perhaps 20mg of Temazepam.

MacGyver1968
10-19-07, 04:09 PM
plus 200ml of Jaegarmeister and 2 grams of "purple haze".

John99
10-19-07, 04:30 PM
I accept the Lord Jesus Christ as my savior

I have no choice. Looks like i am the only one here who was physically saved by JESUS. Jeahhhhh, i'm special.:bravo:

MacGyver1968
10-19-07, 04:32 PM
Cool...did he like give you CPR or something? :)

John99
10-19-07, 04:35 PM
No he (manifestation-white bird\dove) told me to get up. He gave me the choice:

Get up = Life
Dont get up= Death

So what else can i think?

CPR is not even part of it because there is no touching involved....just stopping the process and making it right. Simple as that.

MacGyver1968
10-19-07, 04:38 PM
Cool...glad you chose living.

Reiku
10-19-07, 04:39 PM
I chose to sleep a lot. That way i make the most of life...

John99
10-19-07, 04:40 PM
Cool...glad you chose living.

Thank you.:) Sounds like fairy tale but to me it was as real as typing this post. What can i say? i dont lie about this stuff but i understand the ramifications of revealing it.

Revelations

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 04:41 PM
Jesus stole my trike =(

Reiku
10-19-07, 04:45 PM
Jesus should be held accountable then! That's two years in the slammer!

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 04:47 PM
Jesus should be held accountable then! That's two years in the slammer!

No I didnt finish the story, he turned it into a porsche, but I cant afford the insurance...damn you savior!

John99
10-19-07, 05:00 PM
No I didnt finish the story, he turned it into a porsche, but I cant afford the insurance...damn you savior!

you can joke all you want, JESUS knows you like a book.:D

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 05:01 PM
you can joke all you want, JESUS knows you like a book.:D

I bet its a boring read, I know him like a book too ..or I guess in a book

MacGyver1968
10-19-07, 05:03 PM
I got booked once by the cops.

John99
10-19-07, 05:03 PM
or I guess in a book

not really.

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 05:04 PM
No really, i thought he was a hippie

spidergoat
10-19-07, 05:06 PM
I don't think Jesus even wanted to be your savior. He wanted you to be your own savior.

John99
10-19-07, 05:07 PM
No really, i thought he was a hippie

The dont call him 'savior' for nothing. When your on you hands and kness and it looks like your going to leave and no one else is around- then you can meet the savior. What can i say?

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 05:09 PM
The dont call him 'savior' for nothing. When your on you hands and kness and it looks like your going to leave and no one else is around- then you can meet the savior. What can i say?

I hope he smokes pot :D

John99
10-19-07, 05:10 PM
I hope he smokes pot :D

he knows about all drugs. it is (so much)not what you do but what is inside of you...there is no lying here.

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 05:11 PM
he knows about all drugs. it is (so much)not what you do but what is inside of you...there is no lying here.

Good, Im glad hes so nice

John99
10-19-07, 05:38 PM
Dont worry.

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 05:39 PM
Dont worry.

I wont

John99
10-19-07, 05:47 PM
I wont

sure your not worried now but you dont know what the future will bring. best to heed John's words NOW. For example: when you are in trouble just say JESUS three times with all you heart, like you really mean it, like you know for certain he will hear you and he shall. And the best part is you do not need to say it aloud. iow- TELEPATHY.

spidergoat
10-19-07, 05:47 PM
That only works for Biggie Smalls.

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 05:51 PM
sure your not worried now but you dont know what the future will bring. best to heed John's words NOW. For example: when you are in trouble just say JESUS three times with all you heart, like you really mean it, like you know for certain he will hear you and he shall. And the best part is you do not need to say it aloud. iow- TELEPATHY.

are you saying Jesus and beatljuice are the same person? Thats fucking awesome!

John99
10-19-07, 05:53 PM
That only works for Biggie Smalls.

it worked for me one time. When i was dying i could not speak so it is not really necessary, could not think, only take in images (no sound) like the shutter of a camera, a stop motion camera- blackness, image, blackness, imeage etc.

If you are aware of what i have said then try it yourself when you are having what you think is a nightmare but in reality it is...Then see what happens.

spidergoat
10-19-07, 06:04 PM
Intoning the name of Anna Kournikova works for me, but you have to believe it with all your heart.

John99
10-19-07, 06:08 PM
Intoning the name of Anna Kournikova works for me, but you have to believe it with all your heart.

But the difference is you are not being honest.;)

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 06:13 PM
http://www.bigfanboy.com/pages/interviews/michaelkeaton/keaton-beetlejuice.jpg

Reiku
10-19-07, 06:23 PM
:-) God that film's quirky...

shichimenshyo
10-19-07, 06:24 PM
I liked it