Cortex_Colossus
10-19-07, 03:06 PM
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View Full Version : I accept the Lord Jesus Christ as my savior Cortex_Colossus 10-19-07, 03:06 PM http://www.geocities.com/cobblestone...DiedForUS.html MacGyver1968 10-19-07, 03:12 PM Broken link, no post....more crap. Please stop spamming this shit. shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 03:13 PM Your going to get banned for going on one of your religious freakout tyrades again...poor ..poor cortex Reiku 10-19-07, 03:16 PM You must calm down with these - they're right. Why? 10-19-07, 03:19 PM What are you angry at atheists? He is trying to save your lost souls. He cares about you and you spit in his face. MacGyver1968 10-19-07, 03:22 PM Why, I have no problem with religious threads.....where something is actually discussed. CC has a bad habit of posting his sermons, and then bailing. At least you reply to your threads. Why? 10-19-07, 03:29 PM Well, if CC wants to convert you (and I don't by the way), he should reply so that you would gain a better understanding. So, CC what of it? Just hit and run religion? shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 03:32 PM You cant convert those who dont want to be converted, he doesnt care hes just rambling like he did last time he got banned Why? 10-19-07, 03:35 PM Why ramble if he doesn't care? Seems to be an enormouse waste of time better spent handing out Bibles. shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 03:36 PM schizophrenia? MacGyver1968 10-19-07, 03:38 PM Yes...I'd love some, thank you. :) Reiku 10-19-07, 03:44 PM Shizophrenia... No... because at least then you get a reply. Its a compulsive disorder of some kind :-) shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 03:46 PM Shizophrenia... No... because at least then you get a reply. Its a compulsive disorder of some kind :-) Some type of Ocd? hmmm I can see that From his name and previous conversations I would guess that its a little Narcissism as well spidergoat 10-19-07, 03:54 PM I would accept Jesus, but I already accepted William Shatner as my personal savior. MacGyver1968 10-19-07, 04:04 PM LOL! (imitating Shatner) "Blessed...........are............the meek.........for they..........will inherit.......the earth." Reiku 10-19-07, 04:04 PM ''little Narcissism as well'' I'd agree Dr. Shichimenshyo. For this behaviour, i'm considering prescribing 150mg of Dothiapin, and perhaps 20mg of Temazepam. MacGyver1968 10-19-07, 04:09 PM plus 200ml of Jaegarmeister and 2 grams of "purple haze". John99 10-19-07, 04:30 PM I accept the Lord Jesus Christ as my savior I have no choice. Looks like i am the only one here who was physically saved by JESUS. Jeahhhhh, i'm special.:bravo: MacGyver1968 10-19-07, 04:32 PM Cool...did he like give you CPR or something? :) John99 10-19-07, 04:35 PM No he (manifestation-white bird\dove) told me to get up. He gave me the choice: Get up = Life Dont get up= Death So what else can i think? CPR is not even part of it because there is no touching involved....just stopping the process and making it right. Simple as that. MacGyver1968 10-19-07, 04:38 PM Cool...glad you chose living. Reiku 10-19-07, 04:39 PM I chose to sleep a lot. That way i make the most of life... John99 10-19-07, 04:40 PM Cool...glad you chose living. Thank you.:) Sounds like fairy tale but to me it was as real as typing this post. What can i say? i dont lie about this stuff but i understand the ramifications of revealing it. Revelations shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 04:41 PM Jesus stole my trike =( Reiku 10-19-07, 04:45 PM Jesus should be held accountable then! That's two years in the slammer! shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 04:47 PM Jesus should be held accountable then! That's two years in the slammer! No I didnt finish the story, he turned it into a porsche, but I cant afford the insurance...damn you savior! John99 10-19-07, 05:00 PM No I didnt finish the story, he turned it into a porsche, but I cant afford the insurance...damn you savior! you can joke all you want, JESUS knows you like a book.:D shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 05:01 PM you can joke all you want, JESUS knows you like a book.:D I bet its a boring read, I know him like a book too ..or I guess in a book MacGyver1968 10-19-07, 05:03 PM I got booked once by the cops. John99 10-19-07, 05:03 PM or I guess in a book not really. shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 05:04 PM No really, i thought he was a hippie spidergoat 10-19-07, 05:06 PM I don't think Jesus even wanted to be your savior. He wanted you to be your own savior. John99 10-19-07, 05:07 PM No really, i thought he was a hippie The dont call him 'savior' for nothing. When your on you hands and kness and it looks like your going to leave and no one else is around- then you can meet the savior. What can i say? shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 05:09 PM The dont call him 'savior' for nothing. When your on you hands and kness and it looks like your going to leave and no one else is around- then you can meet the savior. What can i say? I hope he smokes pot :D John99 10-19-07, 05:10 PM I hope he smokes pot :D he knows about all drugs. it is (so much)not what you do but what is inside of you...there is no lying here. shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 05:11 PM he knows about all drugs. it is (so much)not what you do but what is inside of you...there is no lying here. Good, Im glad hes so nice John99 10-19-07, 05:38 PM Dont worry. shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 05:39 PM Dont worry. I wont John99 10-19-07, 05:47 PM I wont sure your not worried now but you dont know what the future will bring. best to heed John's words NOW. For example: when you are in trouble just say JESUS three times with all you heart, like you really mean it, like you know for certain he will hear you and he shall. And the best part is you do not need to say it aloud. iow- TELEPATHY. spidergoat 10-19-07, 05:47 PM That only works for Biggie Smalls. shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 05:51 PM sure your not worried now but you dont know what the future will bring. best to heed John's words NOW. For example: when you are in trouble just say JESUS three times with all you heart, like you really mean it, like you know for certain he will hear you and he shall. And the best part is you do not need to say it aloud. iow- TELEPATHY. are you saying Jesus and beatljuice are the same person? Thats fucking awesome! John99 10-19-07, 05:53 PM That only works for Biggie Smalls. it worked for me one time. When i was dying i could not speak so it is not really necessary, could not think, only take in images (no sound) like the shutter of a camera, a stop motion camera- blackness, image, blackness, imeage etc. If you are aware of what i have said then try it yourself when you are having what you think is a nightmare but in reality it is...Then see what happens. spidergoat 10-19-07, 06:04 PM Intoning the name of Anna Kournikova works for me, but you have to believe it with all your heart. John99 10-19-07, 06:08 PM Intoning the name of Anna Kournikova works for me, but you have to believe it with all your heart. But the difference is you are not being honest.;) shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 06:13 PM http://www.bigfanboy.com/pages/interviews/michaelkeaton/keaton-beetlejuice.jpg Reiku 10-19-07, 06:23 PM :-) God that film's quirky... shichimenshyo 10-19-07, 06:24 PM I liked it |