View Full Version : I Hate Men


Mephura
10-25-04, 07:00 PM
Discuss.

Yes, let's discuss this curious gender who's feminine side is as mauled as his male one.

Let's discuss the Wolfman who's bark is affected, and whose paws, on closer inspection, are manicured.

Xev
10-25-04, 07:03 PM
A lisping Lou Cheney?

I like men. They taste like herring.

Xerxes
10-25-04, 07:04 PM
People in general are disgusting. This is nothing new to me.

I don't like girly men, and I don't like conniving women.

cosmictraveler
10-25-04, 07:04 PM
Without men there would be no women.

Mephura
10-25-04, 07:14 PM
Xev:
I like men. They taste like herring.
More like veal.

Xerxes:
People in general are disgusting. This is nothing new to me.
Lies.
Love your brothers, turn thy cheek!
But not around girly brothers, they like cheeks.

I don't like girly men, and I don't like conniving women.
A canniving woman is a man.

Fenris Wolf
10-25-04, 07:21 PM
Ah... there might be some fun tonight, Mephura.

gendanken
10-25-04, 07:24 PM
Ah... there might be some fun tonight, Mephura.
In between Merlot and spite, maybe, "Wolf".

Xev
10-25-04, 07:27 PM
Mephura:
More like veal.


More like a cross between steak tartare and raw fish. Ask Wolf, he'd be familiar.

Mephura
10-25-04, 07:34 PM
Xev:
More like a cross between steak tartare and raw fish. Ask Wolf, he'd be familiar.
Considering the stink of hooker still sits on his tounge- probably.

Oh, but wait. Wolves, in their savage, indifferent natures, are above the stench of fish and weakness, yes?

Xerxes
10-25-04, 07:39 PM
A canniving woman is a man.

Nope. Real men are straightforward and honest with me.

Xev
10-25-04, 07:43 PM
Xerxes:
That's good. I wouldn't want to be fucked up the ass by someone who wasn't straightforward and honest.

Mephura:
I was thinking more of how he makes the occasional five bucks.

whitewolf
10-25-04, 07:47 PM
I adore men. Men are inherently good inspite of temporary cute evils.

Fenris Wolf
10-25-04, 07:57 PM
Still riding coattails, Xev?

Xerxes
10-25-04, 07:58 PM
I can assure you, Xev, that if I were gay, I'd be the one to piitb ;)

gendanken
10-25-04, 08:09 PM
Xerxes:
Nope. Real men are straightforward and honest with me.
Where the fuck are your reading skills?

I said canniving men are women, moron.
Shove the 'nope' up your colon and teach it to read.

Whitewolf:
I adore men. Men are inherently good inspite of temporary cute evils
Yes.

Those temporay cute evils are so temporary it follows them around like stench defining their nature.
The way a skunk is only temporairy skunky.

Like this one:
Still riding coattails, Xev?
Still tending to yours, Wolfy?

Xerxes
10-25-04, 08:13 PM
hahaha! Are you on drugs? I was responding to mephura (though I agree with you)

Mephura
10-25-04, 08:17 PM
Xerxes:
hahaha! Are you on drugs? I was responding to mephura (though I agree with you)
And muha-ha.

No, I'm not on drugs.
Are you an idiot?
*funeral grin*

My, my, my. Three so far- drink my bathwater.

Xerxes
10-25-04, 08:20 PM
OMG! He's a she!

Xerxes
10-25-04, 08:22 PM
I said canniving men are women, moron.
////..........
A canniving woman is a man.

Maybe that spaghetti I just ate is having some hallucinogenic affects. I'd better get more.

Insanely Elite
10-25-04, 08:23 PM
What's this?

Sounds like you had a fight with your boyfriend Mephura.

Men come in all shapes and sizes. This flaming metrosexual rage is hardly representative of the men of our time. As is the stereotypical John Wayne mentality.
The American male is the crudeist, yet complex creature on the planet. The fairer sex will not understand. Empathize with maybe. Understand, not unless you remember a male past life. Sweeping changes to the established social fabric have left many with no role model. Others are trapped in out moded behaviors and archaic mindset.

Since you called out an old handle of mine, I'll tell you that the Wolfman hunts on the full moon, by day he sequesters his passions to deal with the incomprehensileness of workaday life, where it is a crime to establish dominance in the way of his ancestors.
Beware of the Wolfman. Cunning, dangerous, insatiable yet forced to don the sheepskin to dwell among the merely human. The Wolf you speak of is but a sheep in wolve's clothes. There are many of these. The nocturnal howls of the truely dominant will not be missed nor forgotten.

Xev
10-25-04, 08:26 PM
Fenris:
Still riding coattails, Xev?

Funny comment from a plasticine randroid.

Xerxes:
Glad to hear you've given the matter serious thought, like the totally straight, loves-grappling-with-sweaty-men, manly sort you are.

Xerxes
10-25-04, 08:36 PM
Now wait a minute...I love wrestling with sweaty girls just as much - if not more('cept I let them pin me). Shouldn't that count for something?

Roman
10-25-04, 08:41 PM
Metrosexual is here to stay. As we become more civilized, we become more docile. Happens to animals, happens to us.

An ex-girlfriend told me I was the masculine man she's ever dated, and I, um, sort of cross dress every now and then. But maybe it's because I'm a prigish, inconsiderate ass.

gendanken
10-25-04, 08:42 PM
Insanely Elite:

My, you're interesting.
Old handle of yours?
Since you called out an old handle of mine....
Do tell.

Apparently you have a knack for insignificance in anything you wear for anyone to even remember your shirt.

Sounds like you had a fight with your boyfriend Mephura.


Because, you know, this thread is directed at Mephura.
Not some posturing "lycanthrope".
Right?


Men come in all shapes and sizes. This flaming metrosexual rage is hardly representative of the men of our time. As is the stereotypical John Wayne mentality.
The American male is the crudeist, yet complex creature on the planet. The fairer sex will not understand. Empathize with maybe. Understand, not unless you remember a male past life. Sweeping changes to the established social fabric have left many with no role model. Others are trapped in out moded behaviors and archaic mindset.

This concerns neither the metrosexual nor the John Wayne smarm.

It concerns the lazy, misanthropic male who's only power is affected indifference.
Like those women we see trying to pull off the not wearing make up look with a ton of it.

How cheeky.

Fenris Wolf
10-25-04, 08:52 PM
Posturing?
Interesting. A thread started by... Mephura, "out here".

You're right, the similarities are uncanny.
Toro!.

But try not to use it up too quickly, or tonight I'll have nothing left to play with.
I am at work after all, and can't quite give you the attention you deserve.

Curious
10-25-04, 08:55 PM
Sometimes it's betterto sit back and be called stupid then to open your mouth and confirm without a doubt that you are.

*Sits back*

Xerxes
10-25-04, 08:59 PM
mark twain..yucky

Mephura
10-25-04, 09:00 PM
Wolfy:
Posturing?
Interesting. A thread started by... Mephura, "out here".


'course.
Makes the fun- fun.
Posturing, dear boy, would be putting out something serious pretending 'strength' with each utterance.
Like some woman.

Had you been more interesting or for that matter, challenging......

You're right, the similarities are uncanny.
Toro!.

You're supposed to say that while swigging Merlot.

But try not to use it up too quickly, or tonight I'll have nothing left to play with.
I am at work after all, and can't quite give you the attention you deserve.
For you, this is not playing.
As for attention I "deserve", funny that that this is uttered by the little man in the back with his thumb in his mouth.
Like a Fountainhed.

Like me invisible?
Or for that matter, Gendanken?

gendanken
10-25-04, 09:06 PM
Curious:
Sometimes it's betterto sit back and be called stupid then to open your mouth and confirm without a doubt that you are.

*Sits back*
You, sir, are

dumm
тупоумно
愚か
stom
어리석은
estupide
estupido
Fucking.......

STUPID.

How was that?

thefountainhed
10-25-04, 09:36 PM
This is not good enough

neoclassical
10-25-04, 11:20 PM
Discuss.

Yes, let's discuss this curious gender who's feminine side is as mauled as his male one.

Let's discuss the Wolfman who's bark is affected, and whose paws, on closer inspection, are manicured.

We're in a diseased time. As a result, most males are boring and most women are pretentious. The solution is to be open-minded toward cannibalism.

Fenris Wolf
10-26-04, 11:39 AM
My, my, my. Three so far- drink my bathwater.
My count is four. I would normally expect to see more. Even the best acts become old though, in time. Audiences wane.

Wolfy:

'course.
Makes the fun- fun.
Posturing, dear boy, would be putting out something serious pretending 'strength' with each utterance.
Like some woman.
Yes, well there are plenty of those about. Numbers increasing lately, as I said. There are one or two I still expect to put in an appearance.
In this particular place those makeup cases have been used rather frequently.

You're supposed to say that while swigging Merlot.
You forgot to mention the computer games. And you're supposed to say that while wearing blue tights and a cape. Been reading again? So have I.

For you, this is not playing.
As for attention I "deserve", funny that that this is uttered by the little man in the back with his thumb in his mouth.
Like a Fountainhed.
Childish insults aside, you're right. It's not playing. The word "fun" doesn't really apply, although I must admit it has a certain... invigorating effect. Muted though. Words typed on a screen don't have anything like the impact of a single look.

It's a shame we can't do this properly.

Like me invisible?
Or for that matter, Gendanken?
Not really. Then again, in the present situation it hardly makes any difference, does it?

Incidentally, I agree with the laziness and misanthropy. You're absolutely right there, although I think that under different circumstances the first would disappear with stimulation and the second given a new perspective.

I do take exception to the "feigned indifference" though. I can assure you I am anything but indifferent in this particular instance, but then even that will fade with time.
Seaking more generally, my indifference is quite real.

gendanken
10-26-04, 12:13 PM
Fenris:
Even the best acts become old though, in time. Audiences wane.

You and I know that this is not an act.
You forgot to mention the computer games. And you're supposed to say that while wearing blue tights and a cape. Been reading again? So have I
No, you have.
Know something?
I've just realized what your other obsession is.

Muted though. Words typed on a screen don't have anything like the impact of a single look.

True.

Nor do they have the lasting effects of pscyhic torment knowing we've lost something.

I do take exception to the "feigned indifference" though. I can assure you I am anything but indifferent in this particular instance, but then even that will fade with time.
Seaking more generally, my indifference is quite real.
I don't doubt this.

Insanely Elite
10-26-04, 12:14 PM
Hey gendanken,

Old handle of yours?

Yes, which is one reason why I posted on this confusing thread.

Do tell.

When I was a professional hold'em player, this was one of my names I used.

Apparently you have a knack for insignificance in anything you wear for anyone to even remember your shirt.

I dress for the situation. When I was gambling I drove a black corvette, When I was running drugs I drove a brown four door sedan.

Because, you know, this thread is directed at Mephura.
Not some posturing "lycanthrope".
Right?

I don't understand this. I didn't introduce the subject of Wolfman, merely fleshed it out. My attempt is obviously misunderstood. I was equating the wolfman with the wild man archetype.

This concerns neither the metrosexual nor the John Wayne smarm.

The lack of role model and broken homes are most often used to described the lost male identity.

It concerns the lazy, misanthropic male who's only power is affected indifference.
Like those women we see trying to pull off the not wearing make up look with a ton of it.
How cheeky.

Again, I don't understand your point. I assume the title "sciforums an intelligent community" is a place to discuss a given topic. Reading this supposed male bashing thread it appears that I've stepped into your little pond. I read no discussion. The comments here seem to be 'inside'. I'll go howl elsewhere.

gendanken
10-26-04, 12:17 PM
Insanely Elite:
Again, I don't understand your point. I assume the title "sciforums an intelligent community" is a place to discuss a given topic. Reading this supposed male bashing thread it appears that I've stepped into your little pond. I read no discussion. The comments here seem to be 'inside'. I'll go howl elsewhere.
This is the most unintelligent thread on the forums, so you're right.

Consider it an iron maiden with Fenris Wolf trapped inside.
Understand, then go away.

Fenris Wolf
10-26-04, 12:30 PM
Fenris:

You and I know that this is not an act.
Of course.

No, you have.
Know something?
I've just realized what your other obsession is.
You haven't "realised" anything. You've been looking for something to use.

Nor do they have the lasting effects of pscyhic torment knowing we've lost something.
Perhaps you should ask yourself who is more honest, then.
I know full well what I've lost.
You, apparently, do not. You're in the process of finding reasons to tell yourself you haven't lost anything at all.

In truth, neither of us has "lost" anything other than an opportunity to have more.

gendanken
10-26-04, 12:52 PM
Wolf:
You haven't "realised" anything. You've been looking for something to use.

No, you gave it to me, idiot.
Leave the looking-for-somethings to desperate misers that cling to things in their spite.

Or for those who cannot explain events without resorting to this 'reason'.

Perhaps you should ask yourself who is more honest, then.
I know full well what I've lost.
You, apparently, do not. You're in the process of finding reasons to tell yourself you haven't lost anything at all.
No, I'm in the process of realizing you don't even know.

c20H25N3o
10-26-04, 12:57 PM
I will tell you why you hate men. You hate men because you wish them to shine on you. You are like the moon who has not light without her sun. You hate the helplessness that you feel, the powerlessness over your own situation. You want to be dominated by the light of the sun so that you may shine with beauty too. But the light does not begin with you and you do not know how to make the sun shine on you.
Sometimes it is like this for the moon but she knows her sun will shine on her again.

Fenris Wolf
10-26-04, 12:57 PM
Wolf:

No, you gave it to me, idiot.
Leave the looking-for-somethings to desperate misers that cling to things in their spite.
Remeber what I said to the bat once?
You don't simply know something when you see it. You look for it.
Interpretation. All yours.

No, I'm in the process of realizing you don't even know.
Then tell me. Floor is yours.

Faulty
10-26-04, 01:18 PM
I'm a man. You'd like me - honest.

c20H25N3o
10-26-04, 01:24 PM
I'm a man. You'd like me - honest.

Now he sounds really nice doesn't he :D

If you are 'nice' to him he might feel you are soft enough to cuddle up too :)
Then you would be happy :cool:

Faulty
10-26-04, 01:54 PM
Are you being sarcastic?
Really, I'm an ok person.

Curious
10-26-04, 02:21 PM
Curious:

You, sir, are

dumm
тупоумно
愚か
stom
어리석은
estupide
estupido
Fucking.......

STUPID.

How was that?

어리석은!?!

Man, I can't believe you went there...

Curious
10-26-04, 02:25 PM
Are you being sarcastic?
Really, I'm an ok person.

The last time somebody said that to me I ended up describing them to a police sketch artist.

Now if you don't mind I shall continue to eye you suspiciously.

:bugeye:

Faulty
10-26-04, 02:46 PM
Fair enough, I suppose I can be a bit of a bastard sometimes. But I don't think I'm representative of the entire gender.

Mephura
10-26-04, 06:57 PM
C5305:
I will tell you why you hate men. You hate men because you wish them to shine on you. You are like the moon who has not light without her sun. You hate the helplessness that you feel, the powerlessness over your own situation. You want to be dominated by the light of the sun so that you may shine with beauty too. But the light does not begin with you and you do not know how to make the sun shine on you.
Sometimes it is like this for the moon but she knows her sun will shine on her again.
Transcending this butchering of prose to to tell you why you're wrong:

This thread was started because of my being a vindictive cow when I'm up for it.
Fenris, my dears, is the "Wolf" I'm kicking in here seeing if he would kick back.
Apparently, he did.

But no bruises.
Fucking pity.

Curious:
어리석은!?!

Man, I can't believe you went there...
First laugh today.
Merci.

Xev
10-26-04, 10:49 PM
Hmm:
You've been looking for something to use.

How disturbingly familiar.

Christian:
Sometimes it is like this for the moon but she knows her sun will shine on her again.

Stupidity + jezus + smoking paint chips = retarded metaphor.

Random moron:
The lack of role model and broken homes are most often used to described the lost male identity.

You ought realize that the broken homes and loss of male identity means more dicks up your distended anus.
Be happy.

neoclassical
10-27-04, 02:51 PM
But I don't think I'm representative of the entire gender.

Is anyone?

If so, "all women" would equal "Paris Hilton."

OMG FEAR


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