I AM THE BROWSER (Beetles)

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I want a browser, whose attitude is that:

I AM THE BROWSER

1. I'm the foreman. I am the guy who serves my lord, the`USER' & owner of this computer.

2. My job is to serve up any/all pertinent information to my lord, that (s)he:

A) wants;

B) needs, or

C) must have to:

1. help protect & defend his/her liberties and freedom, through the inalienable right of all, to express, recieve, or communicate otherwise, any of their ideas or the ideas of others;
2. help provide the greatest amount of useful information and enjoyment, that I can possibly provide;
3. help him/her to improve himself/herself, by accessing the World Wide Web network with the minimum constraints, the highest level of security & personal safety, and
4. be as efficient as logically possible (w/ the alloted memory at my computer residence).

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Have A Nice Day!

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ah, you want a slave.

 

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I am the bouncer.

I dislike the voice... I cringe under his/her vocalizations and abstracted squiggles.

On this I will take, only what I like, and glance past that I don't.

At last I don't strike the messenger for their burden is great. And shower gifts for his/hers exerts.

 

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Yep. I wuz thinkin the sayaim thang wen I furst red it.

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