Earlier today, my mate said (and who gets strange idea's like this from time-to-time), ''If you could kill someone, how would you do it?''
I was about to reply, ''shoot em.'' But he continued, ''But you need to make the murder as discrete as possible.
He gave me a situation, where a man was locked up with barred windows, security alarm system, triple locked door, top-floored, titanium cased room... with only a lamp, desk and a small library and said, ''right, how do ya kill em?''

I sat there for about 2 minutes before i said, well it's impossible to kill the guy from the outside... especially if you don't want anyone to know. I finally came up with a way to do it, but it depends on what the man/woman is doing. You could lace a stamp with highly concerntrated mercury or arsenic, and plank it in the highly-secured room before the man is locked up. Then, if the man decides to write a letter and stamp it, he'd be fucked.

Maybe given the same conditions, or totally new ones, anyone know how they would hypothetically kill someone? - keep this relatively clean please.

carefully

hes gotta eat some time. find out where he gets his food from and lace is with heavy metals. death due to chronic illness is almost impossible to trace.

Do it 007 style.

Do it 007 style.

what kick the shit out of them in the mens room

in my high school ap chemistry lab were all kinds of deadly chemical compounds.

particularly caught my eye was arsenic and traces of cyanide. I noted how easy it would have been for me to swipe it and poison someone with absolutely no notice.

Acquire a wild boar, and plank it in the highly-secured room before the man is locked up.

Earlier today, my mate said (and who gets strange idea's like this from time-to-time), ''If you could kill someone, how would you do it?''

I was about to reply, ''shoot em.'' But he continued, ''But you need to make the murder as discrete as possible.
He gave me a situation, where a man was locked up with barred windows, security alarm system, triple locked door, top-floored, titanium cased room... with only a lamp, desk and a small library and said, ''right, how do ya kill em?''

Maybe given the same conditions, or totally new ones, anyone know how they would hypothetically kill someone? - keep this relatively clean please.


If we are going to use the case that your mate came up with I'd use radiation at high levels to penetrate the titanium walls so that he would die of radiation poisioning and no one could ever know where the radiation came from. Of course I wouldn't do that, this is all just hypothetical.

lock him in that room with a whiney middle aged woman and she'll make him kill himself.

If I had to kill someone, I'd go with drowning. Take them out to the middle of Lake Michigan in the Fall and toss them out.

Long-range sniper rifle ...the cops almost never catch the killer (unless he continues to kill over a long period of time - serial killer). The guy has to come out of that fortress some time ...just wait.

Baron Max

He has to breath, release carbon monoxide into the vent.

No one has come up with water on floor/ lamp knocked over?

bore them to death.

...a man was locked up with barred windows, security alarm system, triple locked door, top-floored, titanium cased room... with only a lamp, desk and a small library and said, ''right, how do ya kill em?''....

Set the building on fire. His titanium room might save him from the flames, but not the smoke.

I'd finally break down and watch that movie "Saw" and take some ideas from that dude.

~String

Ooof... serial murderers in the making... you should all be ashamed!!!! :-)

LOL, just had a conversation about that Sat night. it was decided that I would kill people that had those fake butterflies on the outside of their houses. I hate those damn tacky things!

fake....butterflies? :confused:

Yeh... tacky stick-ons... quite sad really.

fake....butterflies? :confused:

http://www.thumbthinggreen.com/pages/woodbf.html

Though... i'm surious.... what is discrete about the following>

''Set the building on fire. His titanium room might save him from the flames, but not the smoke.''

and even traces of carbon monoxide would be found...

''He has to breath, release carbon monoxide into the vent.''

And the window would smash in this case >

''Long-range sniper rifle ...the cops almost never catch the killer (unless he continues to kill over a long period of time - serial killer). The guy has to come out of that fortress some time ...just wait.''

Oh right... out of the fortress... no... it needs to be inside whilst in the room :-)

''I'd finally break down and watch that movie "Saw" and take some ideas from that dude.''

Haven't seen it yet... though i've heard its pretty good.

How about Strychnine ? ;)

Just as effective i would have presumed :-)

Acquire a large piece of Uranium-238 and.......Whack the person with the slab! :D

Acquire a large piece of Uranium-238 and.......Whack the person with the slab! :D

Are you stealing my thunder? :eek:

Are you stealing my thunder? :eek:

We need to put the thunder to better use!:D

Acquire a large piece of Uranium-238 and.......Whack the person with the slab! :D

Uranium is definitly heavier than lead or iron, a good weapon of choice.

If it has windows there is definitely no use for the titanium casing.

One of the more creative solutions might be to tamper with the plumbing and route the water supply through the toilet. But if you could do that you could also pump poison gas or inert gas through the toilet.

Speaking of gas, you could cut a kerosene pipeline going in the house, wait for 20 minutes, and throw a lighter inside. The perfect case of argon!

Maybe given the same conditions, or totally new ones, anyone know how they would hypothetically kill someone? - keep this relatively clean please.

TWO TWENTY MEGATON BOMBS...

Ah, I have it!


Guards must check on the guy. Learn their schedule and "become" a guard. You'll have access to all his conditions then, making the murder very easy.

has anyone thought of simply barring the door? he is basically living in a cage, just leave him to starve

With kindness?

discrete.... hmm.. get an ice cream van to pass by every minute, on the minute... blaring the ice cream music on and on... It'll drive him mad.

''If it has windows there is definitely no use for the titanium casing. ''

Ah... but i could see my friends point you see... he wanted it all to be discrete, and to make it even stranger, the room could be cut off, but allowing one window.

discrete.... hmm.. get an ice cream van to pass by every minute, on the minute... blaring the ice cream music on and on... It'll drive him mad.

HAHA It drives around once or twice a night in the summer and it drives me mad. In between the music it keeps saying HELLO !!!

It always reminds me of a movie I watched where the ice cream guy was a pedophile.

Leave your killing whims to computer games, at least that way you get to kill the S.O.B. over and over again while screaming "Who's my frag biatch now!", rather than just the once in the real world and being put into a very confined space for an extremely long period of time (if not being Killed for your crimes in certain countries).

Seriously though nobody should condone the "Murder" of someone else, even if your countries legal system allows such things as "Capital Punishment". This isn't so much a legal thing as a Humanitarian aspect. Do you want people on your streets running around plotting the deaths of people? In reality the answer is "No" an this is the reason for the number of laws in regards to dealing with people that suffer such "mental afflictions".

With that said I think this thread has served its (little) purpose, now try to play nice with one another online ;)