How would Jesus vote?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by S.A.M., Feb 6, 2008.

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If Jesus were here today, he would vote

  1. Democratic

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  2. Republican

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  3. Libetarian

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  4. He would not vote

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  5. Some other opinion

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  1. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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  3. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    he would not vote.

    He cared for the poor, told the rich to give up their money and follow him (or was it give to the poor?). He also provided free health care for everyone, did not care about whether they were rich or middle class, accepted travelers (immingrants), and told "peace I give to you," which is basically no war. Think about it, would Jesus want war or killing of any kind?
     
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  5. Kadark Banned Banned

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    1) Are we using the terms "Democratic" and "Republican" in their true sense, or are we using the terms they have developed into in the U.S.?

    2) You start a lot of threads.
     
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  7. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Explain
     
  8. Kadark Banned Banned

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    I mean that in the U.S., for example, Republicans are generally corrupt, war-mongering white men that envision big, unregulated business.

    If this is the concept we're following, then obviously Jesus would not vote Republican. Actually, the more I think about it, the more I think that somebody of Jesus' nature would simply abstain from voting.
     
  9. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, He wouldn't vote.
     
  10. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    When I think of this prospect, I am reminded of Christ and the money changers. He stirred things up a bit and upset some entrenched political interests.
     
  11. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    that makes him a democrat

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  12. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    actually i think he would find the democrats to be to far to the right for him
     
  13. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    I didn't want to say anything, you know how mad those republicans get around here.
     
  14. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    nah. no mad face. they can have em, it fits with the fantasy theme they keep.
    ooh and maybe Obama can get one of those "Jesus is my homeboy" teeshirts!
     
  15. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    And yet, the GOPs call themselves "God's Party."
     
  16. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    yeah well, with fruitloops like huckabee, its hard to keep a good name.
     
  17. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    Huckabee may have seemed good to a few baptists, but he will not win, I hope.
     
  18. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    regardless of what we want to see happen, I think its pretty safe to say we could call the nominees right now and feel about 90% sure thats who it'll be come november. as for me, I've already decided Im organizing a massive national write in

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    haha
     
  19. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    I wonder what would happed if Jesus, disguised as a candidate with some random name, ran for president? I bet the CCRs would be picking at him left and right!
     
  20. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    especially with his past!

    he's been stoned... he has a controversial relationship with a prostitute, he's spent several years in hiding.. not to mention all those all-male dinner parties he throws..
    he's got a big closet, thats all i can say.

    (sry my knowledge of the bible is poor at best, but i'm sure the headlines would be great!)
     
  21. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    He was charged as a terrioust by the romans
    He comited criminal damage against the money lenders
    He droped the value of bread, fish and wine (by creating them out of thin air)
    He was a dangurs subversisve to the isrilites

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  22. glaucon tending tangentially Registered Senior Member

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    Firstly, vote for what???

    Specify.

    (Myopicy is a terrible American affliction...)

    Secondly, Jesus wouldn't be eligible to vote.

    Thirdly, Jesus wouldn't vote: he was a rebel.
     
  23. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    no, that's all politicians

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