View Full Version : How to test if illuminati agents like Michael Moore, Noam Chomsky, etc were bought


MattMarr
09-28-05, 03:21 PM
Even the last idiot understands now that "dissidents" like Noam Chomsky or Michael Moore are illuminati agents, in charge of selling the core lies (9/11 was not an inside job, there´s no BIG BANG imminent, etc).

The question about such people are: were they illuminati agents from the beginning (1) or did the illuminati buy them at a later moment?

There´s a simple test to find out the answer.
Guess which.

If nobody gets it, I will explain.

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Notes
(1) - before end times started, the illuminati could systematically plan ages in advance.

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09-28-05, 03:23 PM
How to test if Illuminati exists at all?

p.s. I hear Bush is a Martian secret service agent, but his ship upon landing fell from 200m . Worryingly this affected the intellectual capacity of the subject.

kenworth
09-28-05, 03:37 PM
who is noam chomsky?
can you put your point a little more clearly.

Prince_James
09-28-05, 04:03 PM
Shut.

Up.

-SERIOUSLY-. Your verbal diarhea stinks to high heaven, Matt Marr.

spidergoat
09-28-05, 04:18 PM
Yeah, how do you know there's an illuminati at all?

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09-28-05, 04:21 PM
Maybe he's one of them! *grins*

Mystech
09-28-05, 04:29 PM
How to test if Illuminati exists at all?

p.s. I hear Bush is a Martian secret service agent, but his ship upon landing fell from 200m . Worryingly this affected the intellectual capacity of the subject.

And then he drank and snorted coke until his remaining brain mass was even further impaired :p Oh interestingly enough his drug dealer was actually a clone of Hitler!

spidergoat
09-28-05, 04:31 PM
You do know of course, that the Illuminati are just a branch of The Daughters of the American Revolution. They are the real brains of the operation, disguising themselves as a quaint anachronistic philanthropic group.

spidergoat
09-28-05, 04:32 PM
There´s a simple test to find out the answer.
I know, see if they float in water?

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09-28-05, 04:35 PM
Burn the Illuminati witches!

Mystech
09-28-05, 04:53 PM
Anne Coulter, by the way, is a secret high ranking freemason - and as such, actualy a man. Look at her on the news - she has an adams apple for christ sake!

(Q)
09-28-05, 05:51 PM
So here are the names of the 13 families - the Secret Government

1. Astor
2. Bundy
3. Collins
4. DuPont
5. Freeman
6. Kennedy
7. Li (Chinese)
8. Onassis
9. Rockefeller
10. Rothschild
11. Russell
12. van Duyn
13. Merovingian (European Royal Families)

The following families are also interconnected with those above:

1. Reynolds
2. Disney
3. Krupp
4. McDonald

http://www.illuminati-news.com/moriah.htm

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09-28-05, 06:03 PM
Do they have fanware too? :p

Wings
09-28-05, 10:14 PM
Noam Chomsky is the leading Linguist alive today. An absolute genius in his field, he pioneered the Universal Grammar theory before turning to politics. He currently preaches socialist philosphy, but still is willing to discuss his original field. I have nothing but respect for the man.

Light
09-28-05, 10:27 PM
Even the last idiot understands now that "dissidents" like Noam Chomsky or Michael Moore are illuminati agents, in charge of selling the core lies (9/11 was not an inside job, there´s no BIG BANG imminent, etc).

The question about such people are: were they illuminati agents from the beginning (1) or did the illuminati buy them at a later moment?

There´s a simple test to find out the answer.
Guess which.

If nobody gets it, I will explain.

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Notes
(1) - before end times started, the illuminati could systematically plan ages in advance.

We would really like to help you out. If I send you a loaded gun, would you use it on yourself?

duendy
09-29-05, 07:53 AM
Even the last idiot understands now that "dissidents" like Noam Chomsky or Michael Moore are illuminati agents, in charge of selling the core lies (9/11 was not an inside job, there´s no BIG BANG imminent, etc).

me:::: can you link me to the sources that claim Moore nd Chomsky are Illuminati agents please?
an secondly geeeewiz, i have to make a comment about this thread. it is VERY notable the ridicule being thrown about concerningmention of the Illuminati. i am sure they are deeefukinLIGHTED about this!


The question about such people are: were they illuminati agents from the beginning (1) or did the illuminati buy them at a later moment?

ME::: what is th difference is your opinion between Left Gatekeeprs and the agents f the lluminati?

There´s a simple test to find out the answer.
Guess which.
ME:: don be all secretive. tat's their bag

If nobody gets it, I will explain.

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Notes
(1) - before end times started, the illuminati could systematically plan ages in advance.

something would lke t know also. in my personal research about the Illuminati-inspired much post 7/7, i have seen most te online sources to be Cristian-oriented. are you Christian?

SoLiDUS
10-03-05, 10:43 PM
Here's some tinfoil: your hat needs a little more.

spidergoat
10-04-05, 11:32 AM
If nobody gets it, I will explain.
I give up, explain.

Ophiolite
10-04-05, 11:43 AM
Even the last idiot understands .......I always thought I was the last idiot and I don't understand. You had better explain. And make it simple, remember I am an idiot.

sniffy
10-04-05, 12:06 PM
oh the illuminati are just a bunch of no hopers trying to spread gloominati

Communist Hamster
10-04-05, 01:00 PM
The Reciprocati

Ophiolite
10-04-05, 03:39 PM
You mean they put one over on you?

Huwy
10-04-05, 07:47 PM
"something would lke t know also. in my personal research about the Illuminati-inspired much post 7/7, i have seen most te online sources to be Cristian-oriented. are you Christian? "

most of the bullshit about the "illuminati" is propagated by christians
The original illuminata were rebel scientists who opposed christianity, and god forbid, believed the earth was "round".

what concerns the christians is that the original illuminati were atheists or humanists, and believed in a separation of church and state, and scientific progress.

I watched a "documentary" about the illuminati and before long the guy started reading DIRECT from THE BIBLE..

PNAC is much more real than the illuminati.
MAD theory is much more likely.

However I still believe 9/11 was dodgy. REALLY DODGY. (wink wink)

Huwy
10-04-05, 07:51 PM
George W Bush is a born again christian.
He and his group are fucking dangerous to the word.
Same goes for terrorists.

Infact, I would argue "RELIGION" is dangerous to the world.

Thats what people need to be worried about at the moment.

A humanist revolution which united the world would actually be a good thing IMO.

marv
10-04-05, 08:24 PM
A humanist revolution which united the world would actually be a good thing IMO.Spoken like a good Illuminati....duh!