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Absane
06-12-06, 04:17 AM
http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/

Just pick the chemical of your choosing, enter your weight... and off you go!

"321.18 cans of Cherry Coke + You = Death"

haha.

spuriousmonkey
06-12-06, 04:32 AM
You will probably die of kidney failure due to too high liquid intake before you die of caffeine.

300 cans...that's 100 liter of liquid. What can your kidney get rid off? Was it 1.5liter per hour or something...can't remember. Someone will have to look it up.

thedevilsreject
06-12-06, 10:53 AM
237.58 cans of pepsi and im dead, argh

leopold
06-12-06, 11:03 AM
71 cups of drip coffee and i'm a goner

S.A.M.
06-12-06, 11:16 AM
7 nights without sleep thats my poison

DJ Erock
06-12-06, 11:22 AM
127 cans of rockstar... i'll keep this in mind if i ever feel suicidal

geodesic
06-12-06, 11:25 AM
Also, how long does caffeine take to pass through the body? You probably wouldn't have time to drink enough. However, you can still get the other side effects like cardiac arrhythmia.

Kunax
06-12-06, 11:52 AM
Absane 72,5kg
thedevilsreject 60kg
leopold99 67.5
DJ Erock 135kg

edit: Absane, thedevilsreject, DJ Erock have proberly used lbs

Absane
06-12-06, 02:51 PM
Also, how long does caffeine take to pass through the body? You probably wouldn't have time to drink enough. However, you can still get the other side effects like cardiac arrhythmia.

The halflife of caffeine is 6 hours. On average, 15-35 hours to eliminate all the caffeine.

I read for pregenant woman, the halflife is 13 hours. In a neaborn baby, 100 hours. :eek:

Absane
06-12-06, 02:52 PM
Yes, I am 72.5kgs, and I did use lbs :p

curioucity
06-12-06, 03:20 PM
It would take 2708.38 glasses of Chocolate Milk to put you down
After 135.42 shots of Espresso, you'd be pushing up daisies
After 902.79 cups of Green Tea, you'd be pushing up daisies

Green tea is more dangerous than chocolate milk? How weird...


And the quickest so far goes to:

After 90.28 cans of No Fear, you'd be pushing up daisies

Absane
06-12-06, 03:21 PM
It only considers caffeine content. I tried Spite and it said if I were to die from it, the reason would likely be too much sugar intake.

Absane
06-12-06, 03:23 PM
The LD-50 of caffeine is 10,000 mg. Take 15 caffeine pills and you got a 50/50 chance :p

I think someone actually died from 1,400 mg though.

curioucity
06-12-06, 03:23 PM
Ah, yes.... same with 7-up

Still, I wonder if milk is THAT strong to neutralize theobromine?

draqon
06-12-06, 03:25 PM
How to kill yourself: Live your life to the end

A very nice and accepted way to kill yourself slowly

Absane
06-12-06, 03:40 PM
How to kill yourself: Live your life to the end

A very nice and accepted way to kill yourself slowly

You seem different lately. Found religion? Knocked up a hooker and feel guilty about it?

Hapsburg
06-12-06, 04:02 PM
111.85 cans of jolt cola.
Awesome. :p

Absane
06-12-06, 04:29 PM
I love Jolt White Lightening. I haven't had it in a long ass time. I wonder if they still sell it at the mall :) I should go find out in a few minutes.. I got nothing else better to do.

leopold
06-12-06, 04:39 PM
leopold99 67.5

i also used lbs. but you got it right.

Chatha
06-12-06, 04:47 PM
111.85 cans of jolt cola.
Awesome.

Even the name "jolt cola" is funny as hell. So much uppers, what about 20kg of horse tranquilizers eh?

S.A.M.
06-12-06, 04:54 PM
Also, how long does caffeine take to pass through the body? You probably wouldn't have time to drink enough. However, you can still get the other side effects like cardiac arrhythmia.

well its also a diuretic so it will leave fast, ever notice how coffee makes you go more than juice?

But that can cause dehydration so the arrhythmia is right.

draqon
06-12-06, 04:56 PM
You seem different lately. Found religion? Knocked up a hooker and feel guilty about it?

nothing happened. Nothing changed me not. I have been the same since I realized myself.

spiritual_spy
06-12-06, 04:58 PM
You seem different lately. Found religion? Knocked up a hooker and feel guilty about it?
What are you talking about? Dragon has always been bleak! :D

Absane
06-12-06, 05:02 PM
Really? For some reason I remember him to be more like Truthseeker, just less eccentric. :D

Neildo
06-12-06, 06:51 PM
There's no caffeine in 7-Up, so that won't kill you. You can go for death by sugar intake, though.

:p

- N

lixluke
06-12-06, 08:16 PM
This is BS. It's not possible for anybody to drink that much at one time.

Absane
06-12-06, 09:56 PM
This is BS. It's not possible for anybody to drink that much at one time.

I sure as hell could. I have been drinking Mountain Dew for more than 8 years... and I drink so much in a given day it tastes like fucking water to me. I drink it when I feel like shit :bugeye: . Though, I am not sure if my body has built up enough of a tolerance to ensure I will not vomit before I reach the LD-50 level.

RubiksMaster
06-13-06, 01:23 AM
I once dissolved a No-Doz tablet into a No Fear energy drink, pounded it down, and then felt like I was going to die. I swear my heart was this close (my thumb and index finger are almost touching) to exploding right out of my chest. And after that was done, I had the worst sugar crash ever, and almost collapsed on my way back from class.

Absane
06-13-06, 01:32 AM
My friend took 1,400 mg of caffeine pills one day. He said it was one of the worst things he ever did. He said reality was distorted and he had the worst headache of his life the next morning.

spiritual_spy
06-13-06, 01:43 AM
if you want to die then do it the good way! Go to your local beer shop and by 3 24 packs of beer and chug like the wind.Plus you die drunk! :D

Absane
06-13-06, 01:45 AM
Too bad it is hard for me to get drunk on beer within two hours. At some point my body gags on alcohol before I get drunk :(

My only solution is to drink water along with beer, but it only helps a little bit.

spiritual_spy
06-13-06, 01:46 AM
Too bad it is hard for me to get drunk on beer within two hours. At some point my body gags on alcohol before I get drunk :(

My only solution is to drink water along with beer, but it only helps a little bit.
I shed a tear for you my freind :( :p

Absane
06-13-06, 02:02 AM
Oh that is not to say I never got drunk. When I DO get there I am told I am a crazy drunk... And it's funny considering how I am when I am not drunk.... I essentially turn into the exact opposite of myself :D

spiritual_spy
06-13-06, 07:54 AM
Oh that is not to say I never got drunk. When I DO get there I am told I am a crazy drunk... And it's funny considering how I am when I am not drunk.... I essentially turn into the exact opposite of myself :D
Kinda like my uncle :p When he is sober he is pretty smart but when heis drunk he does stupid things. (Last time he got drunk he went driving through his cow pasture on his 4Xwheeler and ran into one of his bulls :eek:)

Athelwulf
06-14-06, 07:37 AM
I once dissolved a No-Doz tablet into a No Fear energy drink, pounded it down,
... Why?!

Oh yeah, no fear. Right?

Godless
06-15-06, 08:12 AM
After 1501.50 bottles of Snapple Ginseng Tea, you'd be pushing up daisies

Funny! I'd never would be able to drink this amount of liquid, I'd burst first.

I tried to pick the healthiest drink on the list. I do drink this btw.

Sgal
06-29-06, 08:47 PM
Combine medication with wine or beer and you willbe out really fast!

Absane
06-29-06, 09:23 PM
Combine medication with wine or beer and you willbe out really fast!

Phenibut + alcohol = VERY fun and happy time to end with a very very bad morning (double vision and you cannot even get your ass out of bed you are so tired).

Absane
06-29-06, 09:24 PM
It too me 2 days to fully recover from that night :)

Sgal
06-30-06, 12:08 AM
SO if you really want to kill yourself then double or triple the dose. you get the point

Absane
06-30-06, 12:10 AM
As far as I know you cannot die from phenibut.. and to let you know, I only had one Jager bomb with a small amount of phenibut.

Sgal
06-30-06, 07:53 PM
try alot of aspirin and alcohol

Weirdomandude
06-30-06, 09:24 PM
What, only overdosers here? How about a simple yet lethal injury? Or something more elaborate?
Personally, before I die I would like to fly. If life became too unbearable I would get a loan out to go skydiving and simply forget to pull the chute. Ya know, drop the backpack off right after leaving the plane.
Or you could take the passive approach that doesn't even leave a cool spatter design.

Roman
06-30-06, 10:33 PM
What about a martyr belt?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1860000/images/_1862948_belt-afp-150.jpg

Mrs.Lucysnow
12-05-07, 03:08 AM
This should be helpful:


http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Bunny_Suicide_Comic_Pics_226_2007.php

darksidZz
12-06-07, 03:24 PM
After 126.98 cups of Brewed Coffee, you'd be pushing up daisies.

A few questions:

1. Can the human body even hold that many?

2. Is that all at one time?

3. What if it's decafinated coffee, is it still the same?

Why?
12-06-07, 03:26 PM
168 hours straight of playing video games.

shichimenshyo
12-06-07, 03:42 PM
wow...only 33.33 cans of Wired X344, you'd be pushing up daisies

Im 168 lbs

draqon
12-06-07, 03:47 PM
I tried about three times so far to stop breathing for a long time and thus kill myself...but so many thoughts run through my head and its like screaming inside me to not do it, that I never did hold my breath for long.

shichimenshyo
12-06-07, 03:57 PM
I tried about three times so far to stop breathing for a long time and thus kill myself...but so many thoughts run through my head and its like screaming inside me to not do it, that I never did hold my breath for long.

You cant kill yourself like that anyways, you would just pass out and begin breathing again.

draqon
12-06-07, 04:04 PM
You cant kill yourself like that anyways, you would just pass out and begin breathing again.

well I was thinking of holding my hands squeezed in between the chairs.

shichimenshyo
12-06-07, 04:10 PM
well I was thinking of holding my hands squeezed in between the chairs.

????:shrug:

draqon
12-06-07, 04:13 PM
????:shrug:

or maybe using shoe laces to tie a loop around neck and than climb on ceiling...tie it on top...kick the chair off

and I am angel

http://www.parterre.com/uploaded_images/angelMan-713439.jpg

shichimenshyo
12-06-07, 04:15 PM
or maybe using shoe laces to tie a loop around neck and than climb on ceiling...tie it on top...kick the chair off

and I am angel

http://www.parterre.com/uploaded_images/angelMan-713439.jpg

....ok..why is your angel an almost naked oiled up dude?

draqon
12-06-07, 04:16 PM
....ok..why is your angel an almost naked oiled up dude?

well thats me....:p

shichimenshyo
12-06-07, 04:17 PM
well thats me....:p

yea...ok:rolleyes:

Deathfromabove
12-06-07, 04:28 PM
Heard a popular way is to burn coal in closed room. You block alll all windows and vents to provide any oxygen from coming. Then you die from carbon monoxide poisoning.

Apparently its helps to be drunk or high whilst waiting for all the fumes to you kill you, so you don't freak out

shichimenshyo
12-06-07, 04:30 PM
I would just stick one of these to my chest.



http://www.frontiernet.net/~doug.flowe/halo.jpg

leopold
12-06-07, 06:35 PM
leopold99 67.5

i assume that's in kilograms.
i've packed on 36 pounds since then.
i weigh 185 now.

Orleander
12-06-07, 06:52 PM
I drink a lot of Rip-Its ($1.09, I'm cheap), but I think I need to switch to Rock Star. Apparently there is more caffeine.
Holy Crap! Anyone ever drank an X344?? I'd only have to drink 26 cans to die.

Carcano
12-06-07, 06:58 PM
Cyanide is probably the quickest way to off yourself.

Several of the Nazi top brass managed to escape the noose with vials of cyanide held between their molars...until the appropriate moment.

Youre gone within seconds.

draqon
12-06-07, 10:17 PM
I would just stick one of these to my chest.



http://www.frontiernet.net/~doug.flowe/halo.jpg

I am not buying the game system just to play Halo 3 game...ogh no no no...

but...I really should :rolleyes:

Donnal
12-07-07, 08:00 AM
theres a plant here in australia that grows everywhere the aboriginees showed me
and enough of it will drug a person they use it for fishing in the old aborig's days
and theres other poisenous plants here every where and fruit that cant be eaten
yeah its easy to killur self here in australia very easy if u know how and really wanna do it
but i got unfinished business and im not going yet till its my turn i guess is how it goes

Orleander
12-07-07, 10:31 AM
theres a plant here in australia that grows everywhere the aboriginees showed me and enough of it will drug a person ....

anything they use to energize themselves?

Absane
12-07-07, 01:31 PM
theres a plant here in australia that grows everywhere the aboriginees showed me
and enough of it will drug a person they use it for fishing in the old aborig's days
and theres other poisenous plants here every where and fruit that cant be eaten
yeah its easy to killur self here in australia very easy if u know how and really wanna do it
but i got unfinished business and im not going yet till its my turn i guess is how it goes

http://discoveries.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/grammar.jpg

Tht1Gy!
12-07-07, 01:38 PM
You will probably die of kidney failure due to too high liquid intake before you die of caffeine.

300 cans...that's 100 liter of liquid. What can your kidney get rid off? Was it 1.5liter per hour or something...can't remember. Someone will have to look it up.

Well, too much water, theoretically, can kill you. :eek:

shichimenshyo
12-07-07, 01:44 PM
I am not buying the game system just to play Halo 3 game...ogh no no no...

but...I really should :rolleyes:

yes yes you should. :D

Tht1Gy!
12-07-07, 01:46 PM
360.21 Dannon All Natural Coffee Flavored Yogurts + You = Death.

Death by Yogurt??? I don't believe it. I don't think one could eat it fast enough to achieve toxic levels.

Tht1Gy!
12-07-07, 01:48 PM
What about a martyr belt?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1860000/images/_1862948_belt-afp-150.jpg

Do they come in XL?:eek: :D

visceral_instinct
12-09-07, 03:53 PM
107.48 shots of espresso coffee

Tnerb
12-09-07, 05:26 PM
Cyanide


What is this item and where do you get it?

Tnerb
12-09-07, 05:31 PM
Good point dead or alive.

I have 2 ways, of which the second is the best.

The first way...
Is to run out of energy. I can force myself to run out of energy because I have a hard problem with energy in the first place (which is sort of complicated..) But also you could probably run out of energy by running for a very long time. I am not sure about this meathod but...

The SECOND meathod...

Is to do something similar to what Dead or alive (DFA) said and die from 'carbon monixide poisioning' I do not know how dangerous it is to you or what it is that it makes you feel like. To burn coal in an entirely enclosed room drunk.
But the similarity is this.
Simply, crank your car. Stick a water hose in the exaust pipe. Run it into the window or, find some way to get it into the car properly.
Then, as if this should even be on sciforums,...
Simply, stay in there. Go off to la la land.

Viola?

Or is there a more proper or better way to clarify how exactly it is that this shit works..

visceral_instinct
12-09-07, 05:59 PM
Impaling yourself with a sword would be cool. Very Death Metal altogether. :D

Tnerb
12-16-07, 09:16 PM
Are there no other meathods?

Can anyone describe what it is like to take in those fumes from the coal?

Nickelodeon
12-19-07, 07:03 PM
Freeze a knife in a block of ice and fall asleep on it pressed against your stomach after taking several sleeping pills.

Tnerb
12-19-07, 11:14 PM
LOL

Most interesting way ever:D

I-Am-Invisible
12-20-07, 09:46 AM
The SECOND meathod...

Is to do something similar to what Dead or alive (DFA) said and die from 'carbon monixide poisioning' I do not know how dangerous it is to you or what it is that it makes you feel like. To burn coal in an entirely enclosed room drunk.
But the similarity is this.
Simply, crank your car. Stick a water hose in the exaust pipe. Run it into the window or, find some way to get it into the car properly.
Then, as if this should even be on sciforums,...
Simply, stay in there. Go off to la la land.



death by carbon monoxide: the inhaled carbon monoxide irreversably binds itself to hemoglobin of the erythrocytes (red blood cells) thus the capacity for transporting oxygen is decreased... to much CO -> no O2 -> death

visceral_instinct
12-20-07, 09:49 AM
Set fire to one of your farts, then suck it back up your colon.

I-Am-Invisible
12-20-07, 10:32 AM
buy a orange parka...

G. F. Schleebenhorst
12-20-07, 11:21 AM
Set yourself on fire and jump off a building, screaming.

Ideally to a death metal soundtrack.

I-Am-Invisible
12-20-07, 11:33 AM
convieniently there's a maelstorm right under the bridge of the local river, you get suckt down into the water and drown... happend before...

very nice in combination with a glass of water and a handgun some form of medication is optional...

Orleander
12-20-07, 11:44 AM
buy a orange parka...

???
Lots of guys in orange clothing running around here.

visceral_instinct
12-20-07, 02:06 PM
Yeah. Yay for death metal!

Tnerb
12-20-07, 04:11 PM
Can't sci-forums give "actual best ways to kill yourself"

???
Or rather have we? Lame.

darksidZz
12-20-07, 04:46 PM
I object to this thread, the title of it incites violence against oneself or at least implies it.

sly1
12-20-07, 05:44 PM
It would take 2708.38 glasses of Chocolate Milk to put you down
After 135.42 shots of Espresso, you'd be pushing up daisies
After 902.79 cups of Green Tea, you'd be pushing up daisies

Green tea is more dangerous than chocolate milk? How weird...


And the quickest so far goes to:

After 90.28 cans of No Fear, you'd be pushing up daisies


at 180 Lbs 40 Spike Shooters would kill ya

§outh§tar
12-20-07, 06:54 PM
How are these numbers arrived at? Do you drink that much in one hour, or in one day, or month, or what?

I-Am-Invisible
12-21-07, 05:17 AM
???
Lots of guys in orange clothing running around here.

ähm... know kenny?

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/206/206_dead_kenny.gif

Orleander
12-21-07, 07:29 AM
ähm... know kenny?

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/206/206_dead_kenny.gif

Ooooo!
I was thinking hunters. my bad

visceral_instinct
12-21-07, 05:01 PM
Yay for suicide, it would reduce the population :D (MESSING!)

Mrs.Lucysnow
04-25-08, 11:24 AM
Take 100 paracetamal and mix it with whiskey. You will suffer a painful death as your liver gives up all hope for redemption

Cannon
04-25-08, 12:38 PM
Your god is not my god... Crusifiction follows shortly after

Nickelodeon
04-25-08, 12:42 PM
snorting coke off a hookers ass while dissing P-Diddy.

Jozen-Bo
04-25-08, 01:14 PM
3 minutes of full speed motion...the heart stops....dead

Jozen-Bo
04-25-08, 01:15 PM
there are doors within dreams where death is on the other side.

Jozen-Bo
04-25-08, 01:16 PM
The Irony is, that you will just come back somewhere else you don't want to be. You can't kill your bonds just by killing yourself, its not that easy.

Malakas
04-25-08, 02:40 PM
The best way to kill yourself is to have someone else do it for you.

Jozen-Bo
04-25-08, 02:44 PM
The best way to kill yourself is to have someone else do it for you.

Thank you! That is correct. But if you tell them to that is suicide and then you just end up back where you started, somewhere you don't want to be (or else you wouldn't commit suicide). So, you have to avoid suicide or there will be no death. All those suicides, not a single success!

Malakas
04-25-08, 02:46 PM
Why, is suicide bad?
There are too many people as it is. too many evil and dumb people.

Reiku
04-25-08, 02:49 PM
Suicide is bad,because it is selfish. I used to try and kill myself often was i was yonger. I now realize how potentially harmful it is with other people.

Jozen-Bo
04-25-08, 02:50 PM
Why, is suicide bad?
There are too many people as it is. too many evil and dumb people.

I never said it was bad, just impossible. Its funny in a not-so-funny kind of way, the irony of trying to end something and only making it last longer. What's the point? There is none when its impossible.

Mrs.Lucysnow
04-26-08, 09:31 AM
Jozen-bo: The Irony is, that you will just come back somewhere else you don't want to be. You can't kill your bonds just by killing yourself, its not that easy.

Come back where? How do you know for a fact the is such a thing as 'somewhere else'? If one dies the bond with life is broken is it not?

Challenger78
04-26-08, 09:51 AM
w00t. My intake of 8 cans a day needs to be upped to 348 cans a day.

Malakas
04-26-08, 09:52 AM
Jozen-bo: The Irony is, that you will just come back somewhere else you don't want to be. You can't kill your bonds just by killing yourself, its not that easy.

Come back where? How do you know for a fact the is such a thing as 'somewhere else'? If one dies the bond with life is broken is it not?Lucysnow!!!
Long time no see, in this miserable Kingdom of Sci.

The Queen's back, the Doctor's in and the Jester is still allowed within the walls.

Mrs.Lucysnow
04-26-08, 09:59 AM
I've been too busy to log in everyday. I notice the kingdom is quiet and the queen has ascended. Long live the Queen!

Is she still testy?

redarmy11
04-26-08, 10:03 AM
http://www.stampit.com.au/upload/siyyears/253x243-sify006-1.jpg

Malakas
04-26-08, 10:04 AM
Nah...she's all soft and shit, these days.
Too many days in the company of mediocre run-o-da-mill turds.

Did you notice her puppies?
The same ones.
They sort of pop up wherever she makes her royal appearances, all dressed up and taken care for by the royal courtier.

How's the east?

Ripley
04-26-08, 12:13 PM
Nah...she's all soft and shit, these days.
Too many days in the company of mediocre run-o-da-mill turds.

Did you notice her puppies?
The same ones.
They sort of pop up wherever she makes her royal appearances, all dressed up and taken care for by the royal courtier.

How's the east?You're so out of the loop, it's incredible, Malakos. Yet, you unabashedly insist on looking at things as they were by picking at similarities.

Mrs.Lucysnow
04-29-08, 09:31 AM
The East is too hot at the moment. I have a trip planned back to NY but enough of that, I'll email you.

Has she really gone soft? She probably doesn't find much of a challenge these days to hone her sparring abilities.

Malakas
04-29-08, 09:57 AM
You're so out of the loop, it's incredible, Malakos. Yet, you unabashedly insist on looking at things as they were by picking at similarities.Imbecile you follow me around scratching at my knees.

I don't care to be in "the loop".
You forget that the plays change but the individuals playing the parts remain relatively the same. And who cares of they wear different masks or mutiple ones?
Can they mask their essence?

You take the alteration of the part as evidence of a deeper alteration.
That's why you are a superficial thinker.



The East is too hot at the moment. I have a trip planned back to NY but enough of that, I'll email you.Good.


Has she really gone soft? She probably doesn't find much of a challenge these days to hone her sparring abilities.Repetition can be fatiguing.
These forums are becoming tedious and yet where else can you hope to meet someone like you?
The world of men is full of titles and rules of engagement.

Mrs.Lucysnow
04-29-08, 10:02 AM
You're so sweet. I'll come up for a visit when I return to NY.

Malakas
04-29-08, 10:17 AM
You're so sweet. I'll come up for a visit when I return to NY.Cool.

Make it around the middle of June, if you can. I have a week off then.

Tht1Gy!
07-09-08, 11:29 AM
Queen?

visceral_instinct
07-09-08, 03:03 PM
I just put in Red Bull and it says it would take 112.85 cans to kill me.

So I'd die of an exploded bladder LONG before I'd die of Red Bull. :D:D:D


I think someone actually died from 1,400 mg though.

A friend of mine once had 10 cans of relentless, which would be 1600mg of caffeine. He's very much still alive. Though I don't think he had 'em all at once, he had one, got a sugar crash later, had another one, and so on.