Thats it! Just for looking at this thread I am reporting you to the FBI.

And here I was hoping to report you to the FBI.

Carry on, patriot.

Europe is harbouring terrorists...so it seems...

Oh... I wanted to find out how to kill Americans. :(

Oh... I wanted to find out how to kill Americans. :(
just like everyone else

Apparently they are just human so most techniques used on other humans also work on americans.

Apparently they are just human so most techniques used on other humans also work on americans.
just steer clear of the gut area, most americans are so fat that a bullet of knife will not go in far enough

just steer clear of the gut area, most americans are so fat that a bullet of knife will not go in far enough
yo mama.

It's easy...
http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/mcdonalds.jpg

It's easy...
http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/mcdonalds.jpg
how did you get a picture of my mother?!

Simply eradicate all shipments of the coffee bean. Starbucks would collapse, and American production would plummet.

Or take away our cars and make us walk to work. Even the thought of such a concept would make our brains explode.

The above woman actually appear to be thin to me :eek:

You could attrack them with dollar bills and then BANG! Ya got them in yar trap! :D

woah!!! Im suing i can no longer get an erection those pictures are very damaging and should have a disclaimer

The above woman actually appear to be thin to me

Heh, using a European region viewing screen so everything looks longer and thinner? :p

- N

Originally Posted by redarmy11
Oh... I wanted to find out how to kill Americans.

Just place a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a swimming pool...

its been done before, here are some crucial steps to remember:

stage a series of "training exercises" the same day involving hijacked planes so that your defence organisations are confused as to whether this is "real world" or not.

blame it on 19 arabs - most people won't care if they find out a number of those arabs are still alive.

then, when people start to ask questions, plant a series of "disinformation" agents to claim that it was ufos/aliens/lizard men/holograms, so that the general public gets the strong impression that anybody who questions what happened that day is a "conspiracy wacko"

Wow! The americans wrote an entire manual on the subject, eh? :D

If someone wanted to do a Normandy/D-Day styled land invasion of America, where would be the best place to do it?

If someone wanted to do a Normandy/D-Day styled land invasion of America, where would be the best place to do it?
canada.

If someone wanted to do a Normandy/D-Day styled land invasion of America, where would be the best place to do it?

Wake up, its already happening along the Mexican Border.....

The birthrate of the established American population has dropped below replacement level. All you have to do is support the anti-immigration faction and make sure we really do seal off our borders so no one can come here and settle permanently or have children. Eventually we will die off.

The birthrate will just start climbing again.

Thats it! Just for looking at this thread I am reporting you to the FBI.

That's funny. I was going to look who posted this thread to report him to the police.

The birthrate of the established American population has dropped below replacement level.


wow :eek:

...a bit racist statement isn't it.

Are the black brothers, and hispanics not established americans any more?!

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr55/nvsr55_01.pdf

Cancel american idol

I dont know that we call black people "brothers" anymore

Yeah, theres more colorful words these days.

If someone wanted to do a Normandy/D-Day styled land invasion of America, where would be the best place to do it?

No one could even get close enough for us to worry about the landing site. In fact, Americans would be traveling to sites all along the coast in the hopes of seeing all the enemy ships being blown up and sunk. :D

Baron Max

I dont know that we call black people "brothers" anymore

It's too keep them pissed off! :D

Baron Max

Are the black brothers, and hispanics not established americans any more?!

That's only for the legal issues and speeches and such. The reality? Hmm, that's a bit different. :D

Baron Max

Yesterday, I've seen a Nebraskan paper claiming that 45% of babies in Nebraska are either foreign born or born to immigrant families. Why would you want to kill innocent babies?

BTW, Eastern Nebraska is so pretty.

Hahaha, force China to cash their T-bills. Pwnt, USA.

How to kill Americans?

Make them read the moronic drivel posted here by foreigners so that they'll laugh themselves to death.

How to kill Americans?

Make them read the moronic drivel posted here by foreigners so that they'll laugh themselves to death.

American humor is quite peculiar though. Watching (not speaking of laughing at ) an American comedy movie is a sign of definite (and unquestionable) mental deficiency around the world. So, if Americans would wish to revenge on foreigners they just need to lock them up and run lots of comedies. It may not kill them all, but insanity is tougher punishment than death.

American humor is quite peculiar though. Watching (not speaking of laughing at ) an American comedy movie is a sign of definite (and unquestionable) mental deficiency around the world. So, if Americans would wish to revenge on foreigners they just need to lock them up and run lots of comedies. It may not kill them all, but insanity is tougher punishment than death.
I have to agree that american comedy sucks. But, as an american, just look at british humor for the most lethal non-explosive weapon ever devised.

Make them read the moronic drivel posted here by foreigners so that they'll laugh themselves to death.
Ha ha ha! So true! Those crazy foreigners!

/lol

Ja, lol, mit these jokes you are really spoiling us! My socks I am laffing off!

:D:thumbsup::D

Le rofl.

lolz

give them all tb!

/yippie

George W's brother Jeb has a son called
George P Bush

Unless he very much runs against family form
he would make a good future President.
Let him wait his turn though
Vote in Jeb first.

I have to agree that american comedy sucks. But, as an american, just look at british humor for the most lethal non-explosive weapon ever devised.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjbYNgIi5ss

The only person that has the right to kill Americans is God.

Fear His wrath.

Just jerk the head sharply sideways.

Wake up, its already happening along the Mexican Border




So now we know where you are coming from Bigotsville, Redneck County

I'm seeing things, i thought it said 'time to kill americans'. haha

I'm seeing things, i thought it said 'time to kill americans'. haha

Terrorist scum!!!

So now we know where you are coming from Bigotsville, Redneck County

Thats right. Ma real names cletus.

Thats right. Ma real names cletus.


Sorry I got the name wrong: You look remarkably like Conchita , Pepita Gonzalez-Morales de Calderon.

just keep on giving big macs sooner or later they will die of a heart attack

So now we know where you are coming from Bigotsville, Redneck County

Ironic that you'd employ a slur in the process of calling someone a bigot.

Ironic that you'd employ a slur in the process of calling someone a bigot



How very true

Let Bush rule for four more years...

Just lower the price of french fries and burger...

From a European perspective can I say I see no need to kill Americans. They are commiting mass suicide thanks to Macs and the old Colonel's chicken and fries. We are only a few steps behind you. As usual, America leads the way .I must stop now to pop down to my local Burgerstar. I feel like a two pounder and extra fries.

Pay for oil in euros. The dollar goes into free-fall and that's it. Then again, the last person who tried that was Saddam Hussein and look what they did to him.

It's easy...
http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/mcdonalds.jpg

I'm not sure which is worse, those pics or knowing that you have rapid acess to such pics;)

i love americans my son is a comanche born in USA
i came in to stick up for the americans not find out how to kill em

wish i was in America im gonna save the money and go have the fucking time of my life
pardon my french

With kindness!

or, failing that, send them to Eyerack

Youch.

/back in my box