How to get rid of irritating passengers on planes.

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by cosmictraveler, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    If you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

    2. Remove your laptop.

    3. Start up

    4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

    5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying

    6. Then run this screen.
    http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

    He will either shut up or move after he craps in his pants.
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    fake bombs' scenarious give fruits of arrest and jailtime
     
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  5. sandy Banned Banned

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    LOL cos, that was priceless.

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    But drag is right. The air marshall will have that person in a choke-hold so fast, his head will spin.

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  7. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    It then would get rid of the annoying passenger because you would be moved!

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  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    sure you'll be moved, for a price of being imprisoned for the majority of life
     
  9. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    if they dont shoot you, i say you seduce him into the bathroom then flush him

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    the suction of the airoplane toilet should do interesting things to him

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  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    promoting violence is immoral
     
  11. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    it was a joke

    if a passanger is THAT irritating then ask to be moved or fart at them
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    now imagine this you are him and a man near you stands up shows his ass and farts at you. What do you say now?
     
  13. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    well i am a polite passanger

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  14. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I think its hilarious!
     
  15. pharaohmoan The illusion is you, let go. Registered Senior Member

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    To avoid anyone sitting next to you simply pat the seat next you and smile,
     
  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    Simply go to sleep, to not bend the world for you, bend before the world.
     
  17. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Put your earphones on and ignore everything around you.
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    or if you decide that your life was done with, just die...and nothing will bother you ever.
     
  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Would that work for women? LOL It is a good idea though.

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  20. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I always attract the crazies.......always have always will.
     
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  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    like life is not crazy.
     
  23. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    crazy and stressful..... sigh
     

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