Recently I read in a magazine about psychology that over 99% of men masturbate.

MASTURBATION IS MURDER.

Each sperm you ejaculate is a murdered child. Well, half of a murdered child. There's some chick out there killing the other halves of the kids. She's your potential wife (or the potential mother of your potential children).

Masturbation should be totally illegalized. Somebody should think of some way to stop this horrible form of murder. Murdering for pleasure, you say? What, are we psycho killers now? Hmm?

In fact, that's POTENTIAL GENOCIDE! A whole race may descend from you and the potential mother of your children. Killing these children before they even have the chance to perhaps be fertilized is pure evil. That's killing a race before it can even begin!

Before I read that article I didn't know that there are so many genocidists in society today... Apparently annual genocide statistics are extremely underquoted, it would seem that millions of helpless innocent races are murdered every second by you people!

If I'm lucky, nobody at Sciforums has committed genocide on such a massive scale ever in their life, and I can feel morally pure because I haven't talked to a MASS MURDERER.

But somehow I doubt that.

This was one of my arguments against those who would prohibit abortion, who argued that the dividing stem cells in the mother's womb WILL be human.

bah. Crazy bastards they are.

bah. Crazy bastards they are.

It is crazy to think that ejaculation alone is murder, as is ovulation.

I respected your opinions about abortion, Pollux. It's disappointing that you have to talk bad about those who don't see things your way.

sounds like you have been befriending the Catholic church...how about wet dreams...is it illegal to dream sexy thoughts?

GB-GIL, you are taking politcal correctness WAY too far if you think ovulation should be illegal...what about the trout? what about the cows? what about chickens...breeding them to kill them?

sheesh

i just realized my girl is a fucking cannibal

sheesh

i just realized my girl is a fucking cannibal

A mass murdering cannibal, no less!

So, all women/girls who have periods are mass murderers too :confused:

yes thor

Wait a minute that doesnt make sense! If I got a girl pregnant only one sperm can reach the egg, all the others die. So either way Im still a cold hearted killer.

Im going to go kill all my future kids right now...:eek:

Spookz: Thanks, I was kinda confusing myself there

Coffee God: More information than we needed to know

GL-Trans: Whats with the thread. Do you actually believe this?

You mean I kill someone every 28 days?

Holy shit, I've killed 49 people!

(They would have been assholes anyway. Especially with me as a mother.)

Im going to go kill all my future kids right now...

No! You'll make more! You'll produce thousands more children to kill!

*pats Xev on the back* There there, there there. Don't worry, its only a dry heat where you going*



*according to GL-Trans

No! You'll make more! You'll produce thousands more children to kill!

Xev this proves that men are much mor effect killers. You can only kill every 28 days, I can kill thousands a day. Millions if I try :bugeye:

Not fucking fair! I can't even hope to kill 1000 people.

Okay, supposing I stay fertile until I'm 55:

55-13 = 42. 42 *12 = 504.

I'm going to have to shoot 500 people just to make up! Hell, if I want to be on Counseler's level, I'd have to start a friggin war!

*Xev stomps out, grabs "The Anarchist's Cookbook" as she leaves*

Sorry Xev but I have "beaten" your numbers many times over.:eek:

*Xev wails*

I doesn't even matter if I masturbate or not! I still won't even APPROACH your record, Counseler!!

I know im good. Im damn good. Just call me the assassin!:bugeye:

Okie dokie Im starting to sound like a freak/weirdo. And Im not, Im really not.

Okie dokie Im starting to sound like a freak/weirdo. And Im not, Im really not

You're boasting, you arse. For the first and likely only time in my life, I wish I was male.

Yeah being a man is great. You should try it sometime Xev:bugeye:

Kitten killer.

http://www.anzwers.net/hot/abuseself/godkills.jpg

THis ones for you Xev:

http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/goldmine/moreyouknow/megapsyk.jpg

Thanks so much. :rolleyes:

*Xev runs off to barf*

This is for you, Counseler:
http://www.selfabuse.org/

You know what Xev!? I just realized that you can assist guys and help then kill millions, hell with a girls help you could kill billions. There is a way after all!

Hey nice site, il take it into consideration!

Holy Cthulhu. All I need to do is start a pr0n site. I'd kill trillions.

Ioseph Stalin, kiss my arse! :p

Hey if you start a porn site then we would all know what you looked like! I dont want to see you naked though.

I find it upsetting that you find my thread humourous!

Apparently you're ALL MASS MURDERERS!

I think I'm going to go cry for all the children you've killed.

lol. Yes, this is a joke.

If god didnt want me to kill children then why did he give me the ability to....ub...uh... you know....

I'm going to name all my five murdered children!

James, Jonathen, Anna, Clara, and Robert.

Hey this is fun!

VEX...

YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL IS IN GREAT DANGER! YOU NEED TO ACCEPT THE ONE TRUE GOD AND REPENT FOR YOUR SINS! I AM PRAYING FOR YOU VEX...

:p

God it would be hard to name all my dead kids... how about we just call all the boys Stephen, and all the girls Susie!?

"MASTURBATION IS MURDER. "

So, what's a wet dream?

Involuntary manslaughter

I once was a mass murderer like you guys, but I found help that stopped me from doing these evil acts.:o

http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/antimast.html

I dont think I would spend any amount of money to stop me from uh...you know.....:bugeye: killing millions of my kids.

Originally posted by Bowser
"MASTURBATION IS MURDER. "

So, what's a wet dream?

Murder. Something happened in your dream.

I never have wet dreams because I dream only pure dreams free of erections and thoughts of lust. I can proudly say that I have never murdered a single human being.

I never have wet dreams because I dream only pure dreams free of erections and thoughts of lust. I can proudly say that I have never murdered a single human being.

Your telling lies! What you say is impossible!

Originally posted by CounslerCoffee
I never have wet dreams because I dream only pure dreams free of erections and thoughts of lust. I can proudly say that I have never murdered a single human being.

Your telling lies! What you say is impossible!

YOU ARE WRONG.

lol. I'm joking :p

It is crazy to think that ejaculation alone is murder, as is ovulation

Vakemp, I am seriously offended by this statement and will gently whimper to myself as I depart from this thread...

Pollux its okay, its not murder... its genocide! Welcome to the club buddy!:D

Okay I am starting to creep myself out.

I never have wet dreams because I dream only pure dreams free of erections and thoughts of lust. I can proudly say that I have never murdered a single human being.

I've murdered five! And I even named them! I rule!!!!

Originally posted by Xev
I've murdered five! And I even named them! I rule!!!!

lol.

I've probably murdered thousands by now... :p

You fools nobody can beat my record! Ive killed trillions by now, Im 19 and single for gods sake!:D

I normally wouldnt touch a thread like this with a ten foot uh ... never mind, but I found a link that I think might be sort of orthogonally related:

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=973934

Whats a little murder if you got good bandwidth.

very funny!