How many times do you visit your toilet for a shit?
Seriously someone told me last night that if you don’t crap three times a day you’re constipated, is this true,
How many times do you crap a day/week?

Usually two or three. haha

I wish I was more regular

i mean if you crap more let me know, at the moment i am looking pretty normal

what a disgusting thread.

I think you are just immature

once very two days. i dont crap a whole lot, but then again i dont have diarreaha.

but seriously, once in the morning, maybe at six or seven times every night.

so you shit up to 8 times a day?

on a good day man, usually i'm fucking glued to thing on weekends when i don't have to work.

I only stopped wearing nappies a couple o years ago, and i'm 26.

2 times in a day is fine for me ~~

I had to answer three but it's often more than that. In fact it's usually gotten to three before I leave for work in the morning.
It's little and often but you have to understand that there is no such thing as normal.
Most people go once a day and that's that
Others are like me at the other ond of the spectrum.
As far as constipation is concerned if you're going at all, you're NOT constipated!
A good tip is to drink plenty of water. The colons job is to extractg water from feacal matter and so if you're bunged up it's really the case that you're just no drinking enough.

I dont shit heaps although when i sit on the toliet i am there for a good hour

:D good topic

Depending on what I eat, I will shit every two days or once a day. Probably averaging something like 1.5 http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/mrobert0/_Toilet__by_dhorizon.gif

When I eat the wrong foods though, I might go like 3 or 4 days without 'doin it'.

yea, what really sucks, is cheese, sure ya dont need to wipe, but after half a block, not only does it hurt, but it rips your asshole open doing it

i time a day, unless I have diarrhea, probably 25-40

I wouldn't call what i do a poo, more of a wee hat comes out of my bum

Every time I visit sciforums.

Every time I visit sciforums.

You have a computer with internet on the toilet, or are you unhygienic?

LOL What a thread...
Oh well.. 3 or 4 times a week, I guess I'm constipated lol :shrug:

uptight dutch people.

what happened to you people. you used to be tolerant!

uptight dutch people.

what happened to you people. you used to be tolerant!

When ?

When ?

back then

Back when they were giving filthy paedos political campaigning rights.

May the Spirit of Cruise Be in You.

back then

I can't remember.. ;)

I can't remember.. ;)

ich habe ess nicht gewusst?

ich habe ess nicht gewusst?

What ? Ich Spreche kein Deutsch.

What ? Ich Spreche kein Deutsch.

genau!

What ? Ich Spreche kein Deutsch.

Ahh the Germans, butt of all humour!
My son's German teacher is Mrs. Schad who I always refer to as Mrs Schad, herself!

I never just visit, I enjoy living there for weeks at a time, its the best seat

in my house and everything is there I need. :D

once a day

2x a week. My husband is 3-4x a day.

hey, why is this in the cesspool?

2x a week. My husband is 3-4x a day.

:eek: LOL seriously ?

:eek: LOL seriously ?

I know. I find it odd that he's in there after every meal, and he finds it odd that I haven't exploded.
Our kids take after me.

i think it is relative to how much a person eats. well, in the ideal system this would be the case.

I know. I find it odd that he's in there after every meal.
Maybe he's puking up your dinner.

Maybe he's puking up your dinner.

LOL, I mean...You ASS!!! :p

i think it is relative to how much a person eats. well, in the ideal system this would be the case.

and what that person eats. I think junk food slides though your system faster than healthy food.

I "drop a deuce" twice a day...once in the morning, and once after work.

LOL! drop a deuce?? My kids call it a 'stink pickle'

LOL, I mean...You ASS!!! :p

i dont think your cookings that bad......is it?

LOL! drop a deuce?? My kids call it a 'stink pickle'

my young son calls it "having a dump" which can be fairly embarrassing when we are outside the school and he says, "Mum mum...i need a dump"

my older son calls it "having a shit" and my daughter says "i need to empty my bowels"

my young son calls it "having a dump" which can be fairly embarrassing when we are outside the school and he says, "Mum mum...i need a dump"

my older son calls it "having a shit" and my daughter says "i need to empty my bowels"

LOL nietzche calls it taking a dump too... I call it nothing, I don't talk about or announce it :o

evacuating

once in 3 days

once in 3 days

are you the one who eats nothing but baby food all the time?

are you the one who eats nothing but baby food all the time?

yeah :):p

You would think all that baby food would make you GO!

yeah :):p

Do you wear diapers too?

You would think all that baby food would make you GO!

I buy the no gas one formula and I mix it with kefir

and what that person eats. I think junk food slides though your system faster than healthy food.

Its the reverse; fatty foods and non fibrous foods stick around, fiber decreases transit time (which is why pure vegetarians tend to have longer intestines). Its also why people who eat low fiber diets get an "upset stomach" when they eat a lot of fiber.

Having food sticking around your colon is not good, bacteria act on it produce toxins, it affects the local pH and epithelial stability; increases your susceptibility to constipation.

Junk food eaters are more likely to have disorders of the colon (diverticulitis, hiatal hernia, hemorrhoids, IBD, colon carcinoma).

I go as often as possible. It's the only room where the children sometimes do not follow.

only sometimes though.


still.


there is a chance

/pant (gustavism)

I go as often as possible. It's the only room where the children sometimes do not follow.

only sometimes though.


still.


there is a chance

/pant (gustavism)


my kids are knocking on the door, and they always seem to need somthing when your in there, my little son, took the bolt of the door, because he didnt like it

yeah...the smallest one that can walk is mostly there with me.

seems to enjoy the aroma.


don't need scented candles.


/sign

/fart (gustavism)

Its the reverse; fatty foods and non fibrous foods stick around, ...

Really?? WTHeck. I eat a much better diet than the hubby. :confused:

Does he smoke? Drink a lot of coffee? Caffeine stimulates intestinal and bowel movements; hence the coffee and cigarette that is obligatory for some.

Does he smoke? Drink a lot of coffee? Caffeine stimulates intestinal and bowel movements; hence the coffee and cigarette that is obligatory for some.

I smoke and drink lots of caffeine containing drinks. I 'go' about 3 times a wekk on average :shrug:

Yeah I know, I'll die young.. :P

I smoke and drink lots of caffeine containing drinks. I 'go' about 3 times a wekk on average :shrug:

Yeah I know, I'll die young.. :P

Depends on a lot of other things; all foods play a role.

I suppose yours is a mainly meat diet? That would explain the low frequency. I have seen pure meat eaters (no salads or veggies) go every 4 days or so.

Depends on a lot of other things; all foods play a role.

I suppose yours is a mainly meat diet? That would explain the low frequency. I have seen pure meat eaters (no salads or veggies) go every 4 days or so.

LOL not at all, I don't eat much meat.
But i've noticed that when I eat more I have to 'go' more often, naturally..

are you the one who eats nothing but baby food all the time?

Are you shittin' me, Draqon? (he he) You only eat baby food?

yeah :):p

Thats probably not very healthy.

Oh come on! How can a grown man eat only baby food.

my little son, took the bolt of the door, because he didnt like it

hehee:p I used to do stuff like that when I was a kid

Oh come on! How can a grown man eat only baby food.

well I dont just eat baby food...I mix it with fat free kefir. I also eat canned tuna fish.

Are you shittin' me, Draqon? (he he) You only eat baby food?

baby food is 1/3 of my food supply chain.

LOL not at all, I don't eat much meat.
But i've noticed that when I eat more I have to 'go' more often, naturally..

So what do you eat, on a regular basis?

So what do you eat, on a regular basis?

Normal stuff. Breakfast and lunch usually bread with cheese or whatever.
Diner is vegetables, potatoes and small piece of meat. This is pretty normal in Holland.
Sometimes I eat pizza or pasta for diner.
Sometimes cornflakes for breakfast.
Between meals a couple of biscuits or a piece of fruit.

I don't have any problems in my.. uhm 'toilet-visits' though.. Everything is fine :)

baby food is 1/3 of my food supply chain.

Whats the other 2/3rd, breastmilk?

Whats the other 2/3rd, breastmilk?

well...to be trutfull I did try to get breathmilk ( I made a thread on the issue some time ago) ...but the deal fell apart for moral reasons.

2/3 are fish food and kefir

Normal stuff. Breakfast and lunch usually bread with cheese or whatever.
Diner is vegetables, potatoes and small piece of meat. This is pretty normal in Holland.
Sometimes I eat pizza or pasta for diner.
Sometimes cornflakes for breakfast.
Between meals a couple of biscuits or a piece of fruit.

Do you eat salads at all?

Do you eat salads at all?

he said diner is vegetables...vegetables is salad.

Do you eat salads at all?

With diner sometimes as a side dish but normally I eat lots of vegetables. I think maybe 5% of my diner is meat. The rest is vegetables/potatoes (and those are probably 65/35)

With diner sometimes as a side dish but normally I eat lots of vegetables. I think maybe 5% of my diner is meat. The rest is vegetables/potatoes (and those are probably 65/35)

Ok, why fix it if it ain't broke? :D

potatoes shouldnt count as vegetables...they are usually so processed with oils...salts...spices and etc. that the end product is hardly a vegetable state

potatoes shouldnt count as vegetables...they are usually so processed with oils...salts...spices and etc. that the end product is hardly a vegetable state

lol not here, I cook them myself and there purely natural (+a bit of salt in the water for boiling).

potatoes shouldnt count as vegetables...they are usually so processed with oils...salts...spices and etc. that the end product is hardly a vegetable state

I had a meat curry today, with whole potatoes in skin. Its definitely a vegetable.

Ok, why fix it if it ain't broke? :D

Yep lol That's what I thought, but compared to others here I 'go' not very often.
:shrug: Maybe they eat too much junkfood :D