Everyone has gotten revenge. What's your story?

the other way around:

I call people stupid scientists, and then they get a paper in a better journal than I do.

They got their revenge.

When one of my best friends and I parted ways, we still had a 3 day a week class together, and that caused a lot of arguing. I was very enamoured of someone in our class, and one day she told me that I had no chance with him, and that he didn't even know who I was.

Which wasn't true at all.

So the next day in class I sat in the far corner of the room with 2 of my other male friends, and then the guy that I liked came and sat in front of me. The four of us talked until the prof. came in.

At the end of class we walked out of the room together, and decided to get a drink. We were walking right in front of my ex friend.

That just felt like one of the best moments of my life. (So spiteful...)

I was angry at my friend, so I put CinderBricks on her lawn and in her mailbox.

:( :( :(

(Very Shamefull)

-Guyute

I am sorry........

I never have sought revenge for I feel that what goes around comes around. It just takes time but eventually it does happen. I know of a person that took advantage of me once and a few years later he contracted cancer and died a very slow and painful death.

Originally posted by cosmictraveler
I know of a person that took advantage of me once and a few years later he contracted cancer and died a very slow and painful death.



:eek: What did he do? If I may be so bold to ask.

I'd rather not say for to dwell on such matters is a waste of time.

So you gave him cancer?! I wouldn’t sink that low!

Seriously, your mention of the cancer has a whiff of satisfaction to it. That’s a subtle form of revenge.

I didn't give him anything, I only heard that he had contracted cancer and had died. I didn't even ever see him again after he took advantage of me. BTW I wasn't the only person he used, there were many others as well. It was ironic that he didn't live long enough to spend much time enjoying life as much as I did, for he was dying while I was living disease free.

Now there’s a stench of satisfaction. That’s OK, that’s my primary form of revenge too. I just wait until they get theirs. And they almost always do. I try hard to not enjoy it too much.

I guess it really isn't revenge because I the person didn't do anything 'bad' to me, but...

A girl on the italy trip I did this summer was an annoying, lying bitch. She'd told everyone she had a long term, older boyfriend and tons of experience. I found a printed out e-mail from the "boyfriend". It turned out he was a 22 year old unemployed guy from the souther U.S. who she met over the internet two weeks before she left.

I, of course, handed the e-mail to one of the other girls on the trip and let the work do itself.

lol

I don't really both with revenge... If someone pisses me off enough, it's usually because I care about them (and vice versa) so one scathing or well placed comment will usually make them regret it!

But I don't even do that nowadays, I'm just too laid back.. :m:

I poured syrup on my apartment neighbor’s doorknob and taped a message on the door to “turn the fucking music down.” Nary a peep after that. I resorted to the syrup because it was obvious he was an asshole the music was so loud.

"The best revenge is to live a successfull life." ..someone said. So in that case, yes.

"The best revenge is to live a successfull life."
wow. I like that. A lot

when a guy i am dating does something mean... cheats etc... i pretend its ok, then spend all their money and leave. :)

now THATS the nightfal i know and love!

heres a great example of my passive aggresive nature.
my director in a show i was in this past summer was a majore bitch. calling me a "gay queer homo", you cant get much blunter than that, and being a generale bitching whore to the whole cast.
shed rant about how kids these days whine so much, even though their lives are sooo perfect. they didnt have to live through any wars (she probably meant the revolution...) or hard times and are so fucking slack.
so anyway over the course of the show i managed to convince over half the cast to drop out as well as steal over 200$ from the box office and in stolen goods.... wich wasnt realy revenge because i steal from everyone, but whatever.
i also pulled some bolts out of a platform on the set, causing it to collapse under one of the actors. he took the whore to court over the 'unsafe conditions'.
so she was devistated and never even knew it was me....
haha, i rock.

let's hope she doesn't read sciforums.

one thing a friend and i resorted to was to get a pie pan and fill it up with piss and then freeze it. when your target goes to bed pop the forzen piss out of the pan an slide it under the door. if you are lucky they won't notice until it is all dry, and their house smells like piss forever. We did it when he lived in the dorms and the kids next door we being fuckers. Anything like that is sweet revenge, like hiding a dead fish in their airconditioning vents hell yea, they are to fixated on why their room reaks that they never bother anyone again

I can't think of any real times that I've had vengeance.

But I can think of someone I wish to wreak revenge upon. She's this total, total bitch. A woman in her mid to late fourties, somewhat overweight, big glasses, stupid short blond hair. She's a bureaucrat--she's responsible for holding our high school diplomas hostage for experimental maine state learning results. If we don't pass at least one and usually not more than five different assignments in each class then we don't graduate, if we don't pass the first time we have to keep working on the crap until it's done. I have stuff backed up to freshman year.

Anyway I was walking back to my locker during lunch and I wasn't supposed to. She caught me on the way and mentioned that she had spoken to me before about this sort of thing, which, to the best of my knowledge she hasn't (I think I'd remember, I mean, she's a total bitch), and led me back to the lunchroom. I wish for vengeance. She patrols the hallways occupied by lockers at my high school, two straight hallways, one on top of the other with three separate stairwells connecting them. Any ideas on how I could get her back, and have her know that it was me without getting in trouble?