How big is your knob?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Thor, Jul 25, 2002.

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Should I replace my knob?

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  2. No

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  1. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    I was wandering how big your knobs are. I've got a huge one and it squeks when I pull it. Should I have it replaced or should I just put oil on the hinges.
    The council won't do anything as we bought the door ourselves

    Help please
     
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  3. ratbat Hippie of Darkness Registered Senior Member

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    My knob is just about big enough for me to wrap my hand around it!

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  5. Northwind Master of Anvils Registered Senior Member

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    It should be mentioned that ratbat has REALLY SMALL HANDS.

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  7. Lesion42 Deranged Hermit Registered Senior Member

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    ...to go with his very small knob?

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  8. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    You're not answering my question
     
  9. Truenemo1889 Registered Senior Member

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    what are you people talking about ?

    i dont get the message

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  10. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    Big, squeaky knobs
     
  11. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    How worn out is your knob?

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    Have you thought about lubricating it, to make it work better?

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    You know, you could probably just replace it with a nicer knob at your local hardware store. They have them on display, row upon row. You can try them out for free, just give a twist, and see if they hold up. Or maybe you could just get a card register. It's only a slit, and all you have to do is push a card through to get it open automatically.

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  12. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    Try a lubricant such as WD40

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  13. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, but at the slightest touch or breeze, it goes off
     
  14. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    Maybe you should get that knob checked out...
    Statistics show that 45% of America is suffering, due to malfunctioning knobs.

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  15. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    I as you know have dealt with many and varied problems in the knob department.

    As has been mentioned already, when it squeaks the best thing to do is lubricate it. You can do this in many ways but I find dipping the whole thing in a bucket of warm grease should prove very satisfying.

    As to size the question is raised what are you using your knob for?

    If it's simply as a device for opening and making things wider then the usual three fingered action (Two behind and one in front) should suffice.

    Sliding from side to side requires more of a firm grip and as for the up and down action, this can result in wear and tear not only on the knob itself but also, with repeated use, on the wrist.

    Please supply further details of exactly how and when you use your knob and I may be able to furnish you with a more comprehensive answer.
     
  16. Pine_net Chaos Product Registered Senior Member

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    I would suggest replacement with something along these lines.

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  17. ratbat Hippie of Darkness Registered Senior Member

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    That thing would look awfully funny, hanging below your bellybutton!

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  18. Pine_net Chaos Product Registered Senior Member

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    Heh heh!
     
  19. Lesion42 Deranged Hermit Registered Senior Member

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    It's like a mini top-security refrigerator door to keep your valuables safe.

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    :bugeye:
     
  20. Pine_net Chaos Product Registered Senior Member

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    Keep your hands off my Cheese!!

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  21. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    One of my favorite quotes from "What planet are you from?"

    "That's my penis. It hums."

    "Well maybe it just doesn't know the words."

    I heard somewhere a story about a guy who had a knob that whistled. Every time he turned his knob he could get it to whistle a different tune, and he also had this sleepwalking problem, so one night he took his knob and went outside and started whistling the star-spangled banner VERY loudly, and by the time he had reached the climax of the song he had aroused the sleeping neighbors.

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  22. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    If I replace it, it mat not operate as desired. I use it to open doors. Do you think it may be tired and worn out through over use?
     
  23. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    It's gold, get's polished often, and some would even call it a truck...

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