How would you break out of a prison on a .... 3 year time scale?

I would do the same as the crazy guy in the new halloween film - just grow really tall and big, and beat the shit out of everyone, steal the janitors keys and walk off - really nice and slowly as he does

I'd start by not getting put in there to begin with.

~String

Me too. But if I was ever thrown in I would flirt my way out. I have ways....:D

Me too. But if I was ever thrown in I would flirt my way out. I have ways....:D

proof @ pic please :P:P:P:P:P:P:P

someway somehow I'd get thrown into the mental ward. Those are easier to get out of.....so I hear.

Pretend that i'm dead, like the Count of Monte Cristo.

proof @ pic please :P:P:P:P:P:P:P

http://christiebrinkley.com/images/index_01.jpg

:D

Only younger, cuter, and hotter. :D

How would you break out of a prison on a .... 3 year time scale?

Well, if I happened to be put in prison, I wouldn't even attempt to escape. The chances of an escape working, and you getting free is so great that only an idiot would try. Relax, read some books and get released on good behavior. That works ...escape never works.

Baron Max

What about the guys in Escape from Alcatraz? And Shawshank? :confused:

If prison drama such as OZ, Escape From Altracaz and The Shawshank Redemption taught us anything you have to dig

The way I escaped from the prison in Chile, I had a helicopter drop in and wisk me away!

http://christiebrinkley.com/images/index_01.jpg

:D

Only younger, cuter, and hotter. :D

I think it's more likely that you're a 400 lb. hag living in a trailer park somewhere.

Massive bribes would be the best way to go. Or else hiring lawyers good enough to get me out on a technicality.

I wouldn't. I would pay my debt to society and rot.

Lose weight so i can fit through the bars.

This was actually done one time.

Aren't prison guys always raping eachother? I'm not very big. I think I'd hide in somebody's butt.

I also escaped by hiding on top of a bus that came in to deliver food to the kitchen.

Say what? Lol

Yes a lot of gay activity goes on in jail... free and against free.

Aren't prison guys always raping eachother? I'm not very big. I think I'd hide in somebody's butt.

:wtf:

I saw it on TV on a documentary. I think it was called...oh crap, what was it?? Oh yes, South Park.

well ever whatch the shaw shank redemption that's what i would do lol.

Aren't prison guys always raping eachother? I'm not very big. I think I'd hide in somebody's butt.

Not in the prisons I have been in. Anyone not wanting to have a gay cellmate can be moved.

well main reason i don't want to go to prison i don't want to get raped simply................. what about doing the that jackey chan thing with the wet shirt?

well main reason i don't want to go to prison i don't want to get raped simply................. what about doing the that jackey chan thing with the wet shirt?

You won't get raped, that's allot of crap. You will however do things in there you really wouldn't want to do, like pay off those who would kill you.

You won't get raped, that's allot of crap. You will however do things in there you really wouldn't want to do, like pay off those who would kill you.

with oral and anal sex

lol that has put my mind to rest lol now i can comit crimes with no fear!

lol that has put my mind to rest lol now i can comit crimes with no fear!

They are waiting just for you.

:) i feel so special !

tell them you are the warden's son. They will respect you more.

well main reason i don't want to go to prison i don't want to get raped simply................. what about doing the that jackey chan thing with the wet shirt?

Yes... and i am sure neither do the gays want to be raped.

lol to avoid rape all im gona say is that i used to swallow glass in the circus and it's all acumilated in my anus!

never said anything about gays i jsut don't want to be raped why do you asume im homophobic?

Yes... and i am sure neither do the gays want to be raped.

In prison the gays are paid for their "services" if they so wish to do so.

In prison the gays are paid for their "services" if they so wish to do so.

Not on Prison Break they weren't lol

Not on Prison Break they weren't lol

That's a frikkin TV series, they don't depict the real deal.

ok so what is the best wat of surviving in jail??

never said anything about gays i jsut don't want to be raped why do you asume im homophobic?


I didn't think you where. I'm just saying, it's not a field day for the gays either.

I didn't think you where. I'm just saying, it's not a field day for the gays either.

never said it was but i just don't get why you brought up gay people when i never mentioned them??

ok so what is the best wat of surviving in jail??

Don't get in there. If your in then keep your frikkin mouth shut and listen to what's going on.

Easy. Aviod rape by saying:

1. You are suicidal. Then you are kept in a holding cell [alone] - even for dinner and showers.

2. Or say you have HERP-class a and b and aids. Then they might not come near you.

never said it was but i just don't get why you brought up gay people when i never mentioned them??

No, but orlandear did.

what you mean listen to whats going on how would that help?

sorry for geting to press the quote .

Easy. Aviod rape by saying:


2. Or say you have HERP-class a and b and aids. Then they might not come near you.

That's not true, they test you before allowing you in to the general population.

nooooooooooooo, prison rape isn't about sex, its about power. I never said gay.:p so there.

Of course its gay.

What did you think it was?

what you mean listen to whats going on how would that help?

Just remember that, don't ask questions of other inmates whatsoever about why they are in.

Of course its gay.

What did you think it was?


Its hurting and degrading someone else. Its about power. I am sure there are loving couples in prison, but I said prison RAPE, not sex. To me there is a difference.

to be honest i thought it was people who turned gay while they were there if that's even posible then aqgain i don't no much about how someones sexuality is detirmend ...

I would shoot myself.

and I will be free

to be honest i thought it was people who turned gay while they were there if that's even posible then aqgain i don't no much about how someones sexuality is detirmend ...

It isn't determined in a prison that's for certain.

draqon you must have a realy bad life to think that way.

Degredation is not what happens.

Usually, any sexual act made in a prison is very secretive, because half of them want to do it. They are gay. I don't believe in the ''Power Hypothsis.'' If that was the case, they'd instead make them do some chicken dance, but instead, they get them to please their own desires.

G.A.Y.

I would shoot myself.

and I will be free

Freedom comes from within ones mind/brain. If one can adjust to wherever

they are as home, then they will be satisfied as to where they are and make

the best of it. Happiness is all in ones mind/brain.

draqon you must have a realy bad life to think that way.

no the life will be better. The next life.

isent it possible for people to change sexuality is it possible that people may be bie by nature... wow sexuality is a complicated thing.

it depends on where i was in prison. if i was just in regular prison id just wait out my sentence, then i wouldnt have the cops on my ass as i left. a life sentence is only 15 years, and youd be out on home arrest after 7 or 8 years. then again if i was 'disappeared' by the SIS it would be a different story, and id probably just kill myself so that they wouldnt get the satisfaction of torturing me

You say that like some shape-shifting pokemon draqon...

isent it possible for people to change sexuality is it possible that people may be bie by nature... wow sexuality is a complicated thing.

Anything is possibe but you would know if you were gay or bi. At your age you should have known by now. It isn't that hard to understand.

isent it possible for people to change sexuality is it possible that people may be bie by nature... wow sexuality is a complicated thing.


You cannot just ''alter'' genes over night or in a lifetime.

You can be born bisexual, but usually the subject knows this as they get older, when they are more sexually aware.

Any change is not a spontaneous decision, but a realization.

i know im hetro sexual i just think that if people are gay then it's naturual or there would be no reason for it..

i know im hetro sexual i just think that if people are gay then it's naturual or there would be no reason for it..

There you are. :)

so did i just answer my own question?

so did i just answer my own question?

Yep! ;)

wao and i dident even realise it lol!

Queens ''I want to break free'' comes to mind.

don't get what you mean?

don't get what you mean?

Neither does he.

lol oh well waite we gone way of topic m y fualt guys my bad.

lol oh well waite we gone way of topic m y fualt guys my bad.

No, you have been on topic all along.

nah it was how would we break out of prison then i was on about homosexuality .

nah it was how would we break out of prison then i was on about homosexuality .

They go hand in hand as it were. ;)

oh ok then were all happy lol.

:bravo:

I think it's more likely that you're a 400 lb. hag living in a trailer park somewhere.

Yeah, you go ahead and keep telling yourself that. I reject guys 100 times better than you. :rolleyes:

p.s. I just saw you're from DC. Next time I'm there we'll meet up and then you can STFU--just like the guy in CA.

Oh Sandy... out to break a poor mans heart again...

(Not me...) personally dear, i couldn't give a damn! :)

Yeah, you go ahead and keep telling yourself that. I reject guys 100 times better than you. :rolleyes:

p.s. I just saw you're from DC. Next time I'm there we'll meet up and then you can STFU--just like the guy in CA.

Sandy, don't dignify the comments with a retort. Let'em think what they want.

~String

Oh Sandy... out to break a poor mans heart again...
(Not me...) personally dear, i couldn't give a damn! :)


I'm not "out to break" anyone's heart. It's retarded comments like that from some loser in his mother's basement/attic/garage that are stupid. I actually put my money where my mouth is, have met up with a few from here, and the rest is history. One STFU REAL fast, apologized profusely, and has NEVER said another nasty thing again. ;)

I wanna see a real pic of you Sandy. Please, please, please, please. I promise to keep it super-duper secret.

~String

''It's retarded comments .''

Well, if its retarded, then there was a very good reason why you wouldn't break a mans heart... even in rejection.

''from some loser in his mother's basement/attic/garage that are stupid''

Well, so far Sandy, you've hit, and missed. I have my own house. My mom is dead. And i am not a loser.

But the rest seems logical.

Also... why did you get so aggressive sandy? It was more than obvious that my post was a joke...

It was more at max then you.

Also... why did you get so aggressive sandy? It was more than obvious that my post was a joke...

the highly religious tend to be aggressive. aggression happens to be a byproduct of of zeal

the highly religious tend to be aggressive. aggression happens to be a byproduct of of zeal

Not true. And I am not "highly religious." I am Highly Christian. Big difference. ;):)

The coolest way is with a horse and a rope around the bars, and i think a little dynamite.

Not true. And I am not "highly religious." I am Highly Christian. Big difference. ;):)

No. It's the same thing. To the adherent, it's easy to make the distinction, but to those who do not share your view (and by pure definition), they are the same.

~String

Saw that in a clint eastrwood movie.

I heard the same thing off quite a few christians who claim to be non-religious, claiming that religion is a pagan concept.

Mmmm... that's o'k Sandy. But please direct your anger towards your boyfriend, or the wall, or something. Guys like me when confronted just end up in tears :-)

Me too. But if I was ever thrown in I would flirt my way out. I have ways....:D

ha ha ha. that too funny.:D

I heard the same thing off quite a few christians who claim to be non-religious, claiming that religion is a pagan concept.

Mmmm... that's o'k Sandy. But please direct your anger towards your boyfriend, or the wall, or something. Guys like me when confronted just end up in tears :-)

Ok. I'm sorry I made you cry. :o :D

Good. Now we can play like adults, and keep our cools. :)

Ok, but we have to play quick, I'm fading/tired. :yawn:

ha ha ha. that too funny.:D

Funny but true. ;) :)

Tired? What time is it?

Tired? What time is it?

1:33 am

HE! We're both in EST!

~String

Well, it's 6:37am here, so beat that!

Where are you Reiku?

~String

Scotland, UK - SW, in Argyle,

Speak Scots Gaelic?

~String

Do i speak Gaelic?

No. It's a dying language here, and will be dead eventually, just like Latin had been neglected.

Eventually, some time within the next few centuries, most languages will become dead. One can see this already, in place where English isn't even the slightest big native, but many households use it exclusively, just to give their kids a global advantage.

The Low Countries, Scandinavia, Taiwan and the Philippines all have sizable minority households where families use English either in conjunction with or instead of their native language.

In former British colonies, it's also prevalent. India, Hong Kong and numerous middle eastern nations, it's also changing the way people communicate.

I predict that, about two hundred years from now, (if we still exist and have not become mind-seeds or cyborgs) it'll be down to a few major players (English, Chinese, Arabic, Spanish, etc)... most smaller regional languages will be pretty much dead, and English will be the common tongue.

~String

Yes... strange thought isn't it.

Do i speak Gaelic?

No. It's a dying language here, and will be dead eventually, just like Latin had been neglected.

what?? My grandparents spoke it. I just figured I'd hear everyone talking like they did when I went to visit. ^%$& I never knew it was a dying thing. :bawl:

I knew of a guy that cut a hole in the fence, small hole, and got through it.

He was captured though.

Yeah, you go ahead and keep telling yourself that. I reject guys 100 times better than you. :rolleyes:

p.s. I just saw you're from DC. Next time I'm there we'll meet up and then you can STFU--just like the guy in CA.

OK. I'll reasses my judgement--you're just vain beyond belief--does that make you feel better?

Nope, no vanity. Just facts. :D

Where and when in DC? I'll meet you at the Oval Office.

comr on sandy what do you look like we want a pic not a look alike please????

Nope, no vanity. Just facts. :D

Where and when in DC? I'll meet you at the Oval Office.

Can I visit YOUR oval office? :D

Nope, no vanity. Just facts. :D

Where and when in DC? I'll meet you at the Oval Office.

I really don't care to waste my time. Hey, if it make you feel better I'm perfectly willing to accept that you're as hot as you say you are. I just reassess my understanding of why you have to go on about it--it's because you're vain and probably insecure about what other contributions you can make to society.

Nope. It's about the constant personal attacks. The constant name-calling. The constant attacks on my being female. As long as someone attacks any aspect of my looks/gender, I will continue reinforcing how hot I am.;)

As far as contributions to society, I don't have an hour to list them all...

Nope. It's about the constant personal attacks. The constant name-calling. The constant attacks on my being female. As long as someone attacks any aspect of my looks/gender, I will continue reinforcing how hot I am.

Those are all lies. No one is attacking you. Hence, you are most likely lying about your looks, too.

As far as contributions to society, I don't have an hour to list them all...

More lies. You contribute nothing other than demonstrating how dangerous your cult is to mankind.

As far as contributions to society, I don't have an hour to list them all...

I have as yet not read anything that you have ever stated that was

anything near a contribution to society.

I don't/won't post them here.

I don't/won't post them here.

Because you have none.

lies