How much are you worth?

Human For Sale (http://humanforsale.com)

I am worth $1,704,866.00.

$2,239,752.00

You are worth exactly: $1,734,446.00

You are worth exactly: $1,805,700.00.

$2,804,124.00
Im so worth more then that.

$2,423,280.00


I wonder if it'd rate you higher if you claimed you were a bisexual? Then you could do your hypothetical 'buyer' sexual favors, regardless of his or her gender... :rolleyes:

You are worth exactly: $2,852,140.00.

Most expensive so far. *does a little jig*

Hi:
I am worth a piece of chocolate :) , but it depends on the one who buys it for me. No bad notions quac - quack

You are worth exactly: $3.50

You are worth exactly: $3.50
Hi:
No, you are totally mistaken. I AM WORTH A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE. THANKS

that sucks, you are worthless if you are not from the US or canada.

You are worth exactly: $2,213,172.00.

Not bad, one previous owner. Barely used. Any takers?

obviously

i wonder how they calculate worth from each point

The less education you have the more points you get

I would've thought education increases value. And IQ???
Does penis size has something to do with it if your male...wander what you'd do if you didn't have one??? What was the alternative question for the females? Cup size?
Diseases probably lower your score...hell what am I saying, it's all kind of obvious.

yeah i figured all the clicking i did on the health questions would lower my score. damn diseased parents!

if someone had the free time and was bored enough, they could determine how much each question is worth the scientific way.

Well, the site contains a Trojan virus and I never did get their email, but I know what I'm worth anyway and I win so far.

I'm worthless my Ex would keep telling me! :D

YAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are worth exactly: $3,199,990.00.
I win!

And you lied how many times??? :p

Sorry, we couldn't find your value in our database.
I guess I'm free.

Rrngh. Well, cool skill, I don't think anybody will buy you for that much. :)

I guess I'm free.
i'll buy you for 10 bucks

$10, eh? Deal.

sweeeeet. i own idle mind now.

do my laundry biatch
(kidding)

I'll trade you a crazymikey for an Idle Mind.

Crazymikey's theories are probably funnier to listen too... but even after I owned him he still won't do my wash.

i don't know crazymikey. i think i'll keep idle mind.

$1,994,140.00.

I guess I've suffered some depreciation.

I'll give you a mint condition Morteza Olangui if you'll give me some chocolate. :)

So Swedish, is the cheque in the mail?

I'm a poor canuck and I need to eat.

This Italian is worth $2,279,468.00. Que bella fortuna!

So Swedish, is the cheque in the mail?

I'm a poor canuck and I need to eat.Just hope she doesn't have a history of flushing pets.

This Italian is worth $2,279,468.00. Que bella fortuna!You sure you didn't mean 2,279,468 Bolivar?

You are worth exactly: $2,003,782.00.

though i have heard people are willing to kill me for the lump sum of $94.25

Some people want to kill me just to get rid of me. Count yourself lucky. ;)

riiiight the cheque is in the mail

Okay. Just as long as it's on the way. ;)

paid in full

I'm worth -$4.50, thats right NEGATIVE $4.50.
That means I would have to pay if I wanted someone to buy me:(

i make my h's wierd

And you lied how many times??? :p
Zero thank you. I answered all the questions correctly. They asked for my physical features, and even the size of my personal belonging.


Rrngh. Well, cool skill, I don't think anybody will buy you for that much. :)
I'm quite surprised a test would value me at that much. I figured my answers were sure to screw me over because they never asked any real important questions. The test is of course flawed because as we all know, a truly accurate test would have placed me in the hundred billions.

Besides, that's my plan anyway. To sell myself by whoring myself to commercial conglomerates. Use my fame to endorse their products and services. In the meantime, raise enough money to feed my army.

I'm worth approximately -$180,000.

:(

$2,231,870.00.

wesmorris, I think your price might go up on this community, considering you are a Nerd Overlord. Many people here would want to have one of those. :)

(I'm not sure how valuable you are to the rest of the world, though.)

wesmorris, I think your price might go up on this community, considering you are a Nerd Overlord. Many people here would want to have one of those. :)

(I'm not sure how valuable you are to the rest of the world, though.)

LOL.

Thank you.

Hmm.. yeah I don't know. Some people likely find me somewhat entertaining, but I have significant doubts that the value of that entertainment would persist were the price for it higher than simply reading what I've typed.

"You are worth exactly: $1,936,064.00."

The average is like $1,600,000.00" or something. Wow... how am I worth more than normal people? I AM DIFFERENT!!!

How can we be worth 2 million if we will never have that kind of money on our bank account?

Are they using the same accounting program as the US government?

2,152,548 dollars......

Nice, I am worth $2,076,890.00., now is that good or bad? Anyway, please buy me, I could use the money. :D