I appear to be a rather broad-spectrum geek.

http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html

Also, what questions do you think are missing? For one thing,
I don’t recall any relating to Red Dwarf or Dr. Who… some
of my friends would have been screwed on that category alone.

As for The Fish: 56.41026% - Extreme Geek.

:m: Fear me.

5.91716% - Poser.

Why has he called me a poser?
Anyway... this shows I'm qualified to lead the charge against the geeks.

26.62722% - Total Geek

I don't like star trek so that probably hurt me.

33.72781% - Total Geek

Not bad... Wow Goofy...you probably need help with social settings huh? :) I love being a geek...unfortunately my love for Money (j/k) has sometimes overpowered that and put me back into the real world.

-AntonK

31.55819% - Total Geek
K, I dont watch TV and dont go to movies and dont play video games bc I study... THE TEST MISSED THAT!! rrrr....

I'd say that makes you a nerd moreso than a geek. :)

-AntonK

16.96252% - Geek

I only knew some of the answers because you learn them at school and some of the options were abit vague.

I was a 8% poser...i didn't even include the decimals , which really shows how much of a poser I really am.

51.47929% - Super Geek

19.72387% - Geek :cool:

23.66864%-geek Actually I wish that I was more of a geek and less of a punk ;)

21.49901% - Geek

Very disappointed.

49.90138% - Super Geek

I don't even fit in with the geeks...

60.15779% - Extreme Geek

boohyah!
omg. did i just say 'booyah'? please forgive me.

lol. i didnt even lie on the (*&%^ thing...

i aam the geekiest here! i am the king geek!
BOW BEFORE MY GEEKINESS!

Your score makes me feel normal. :D

:m: Peace.

13.41223% - Geekish Tendencies

thought it would be higher....

28.00789% - Total Geek

26.0355% - Total Geek

treks and my fading memory stuffed me and how come there was no were you bullied at school for being a geek questions???

3.15522 - poser :(

Hehe, that was a funny test though. They covered just about everything. Not quite but good job none the less...

i got 32.8764%.....i guess thats good:D

40.43393%-major geek

This test didnt cover much. Lots of questions didnt even apply to me as i am not old enough. Know this- I AM THE KING OF GEEKS!!! BOW DOWN B4 MY GEEKINESS!!!W00T!!!

I got 10.059 (does it mean I'm more geeky because I didn't just say 10%?) But there's a lot of stuff on there that I'm, like, I want to know that! Why don't I know that? And what the heck is a yurt? And how do you pronounce 'linux'? Is it like with an 'i' as in 'linus' or with an 'e' as in 'lean'? And.... I didn't even understand some of the questions! I'd rather be more geeky if it means having more knowledge. But why is that? Why why why?

I got a 24.26036% - Geek. I was rather disappointed. I believe that anything under 90% is a fail. :(

in "linux" the "i" is pronounced as "in" and the "u" is pronounced as "under"

My thanks, your Majesty (she cursties), but dost thou know also what the word 'yurt' doth mean? Prithee, explain, if thou wouldst be so kind :)

a yurt is a circular tent used by nomads in siberia. ok ok, I admit, I looked in the dictionary. Ive never wanted a yurt, But I've always wanted a house where the walls are made of circutry. Then I will have the fastest computer on the planet and I shall no longer be king of only the geeks, but the entire world!!! And this is my plan for global domination. when i take over, you will need to have a certain IQ b4 u can get a drivers lisence, and things will b smart.

17.15976% - Geek

My geek friend keeps insisting that he has created the following:

meh
bleh
greetz

Has anyone heard of these terms before?

Thanks

Something around 13 percent, Geekish tendencies. Only because I am a stupid physics major...

17.55424% - Geek Good enough for me...

how can any of you have the patience to take that test? even bored as i am i can't take it without going crazy

Calculating results for above user...
Not a geek.
Happy?:cool: :rolleyes:

I believe my title and signature speak for themselves.

74.35897% - Geek God

Dear LORD! The TV shows got me, and the movies got me. That stupid StarTrek movie rule got me (If you don't know it, then PM and I will tell you about it). That quiz is why Im the mod of SciFi. Although they should list a few more shows/movies on there. I could think of about 50... OH GOD IM GEEKING OUT!

The fact that I have a computer running MandrakeLinux doesn't help. No, it doesn't help at all.

22.68245% - Geek

10 point something. I have geekish tendencies.

Originally posted by wesmorris
I believe my title and signature speak for themselves. You are confusing Us and Them, Wes.

The definitions that I accept as being enlightened and absolute (because it's convenient for me to do so at the moment) say that the difference between a geek and a nerd is that nerds are the way they are because they are hopeless and unable to be any different, whereas geeks are capable of being mainstream but just choose to be geeks.

Geeks read the Journal of Irreproducible Results, laugh at technical/scientific jokes, and always make sure the tolerance bands of resistors are on the same side of any boards they construct. Geeks like to get drunk and discuss obscure technical ideas.

When nerds drink, they often comment on how neat it would be to have a jet powered truck like Buckaroo Banzai. Nerds are hopelessly incapable of getting laid, so they blame it on their alleged geekyness, hoping that aligning themselves with such a cool group will provide a front for their hopeless nerdyness.

Wes. Friend. I think you should abandon the leadership of a lost group that openly expresses their fondness for UNIX.

:D Peace.

I'm feeling.. compelled...to become... oh christ!!!!!!!

Geek Overlord?

Nah, it just doesn't sound as cool. Besides, my title is really a gift for Allah's Jihad man.

This of course all leads to me having to dispute your definition in order to justify my assertion. Hmm... I would say that technically I'm a dork.

I'm into computers, science fiction, videogames and CAD software though.. so obviously I'm a geek. Now, you say geeks are such by choice, avoiding the mainstream given a distaste for it.

Hmm.. once geeked, is it possible to degeek? If you could would you be internally compelled to regeek? Can one transform from geek to nerd? I'd almost say that nerd - given your description - would be the pinnacle of the geekly transition. Nerd is in essence, all the way geek - and then some ;)

Geek? Nerd? Come on now, they're both dorks right? Even if you're an involuntary nerd you're surely a dork eh? Certainly there's nothing dorkier than "getting drunk and discussing obscure technical ideas" eh?

I, wesmorris, transcend nerd and geeks and embody the true spirit of both in a culmination of dorkedness never before possible (thanks to PC's): Nerd Overlord

SURELY that makes me terrifically geeky... really!

:D

:m:

All right, it has to be said. Why would a geek quiz give you the answer in decimal???

In case you didn't pass it. :D

damn goofy thats impressive. who would have thought

Geeks read the Journal of Irreproducible Results, laugh at technical/scientific jokes, and always make sure the tolerance bands of resistors are on the same side of any boards they construct. Geeks like to get drunk and discuss obscure technical ideas.

Sounds like me. Here's an exaple:

Friend: I have the internet to. (Or something like that, I was drinking)
Me: Oh wait, you have aol?
Friend: Yeah, what's the matter with aol?
Me: Just that it doesn't support java. *Laughs and everyone looks sharply at me* What?

- major geek -

a bit disappointing really, just when i start to embrace my geekness I discover im only about 37% geek.

MY WHOLE IDENTITY IS CRUMBLING AROUND ME!

Fun test though, they were quite thorough.

30.57199% - Total Geek
....................yeah..................:-D

I got 47. something. Major Geek. Oh yeah.

29.78304% - Total Geek

I'm surprised I didn't score higher. I know lots of programming languages:D

wow.. didn't think id score that high. lol. must be all that time i spend watching twc.

I finally became bored enough to do it.

84.22091% - Dysfunctional Geek

Wow.

I hate star trek o.o

Wow.. fafnir.. you are the geek overlord. :eek: Has wesmorris taken the test. I'm pretty sure fafnir can overthrow him. :p

I wallow in my own geekiness. Others Wallow in it as well. I was suprised at the overwhelmingly large number of affirmative answers I had to give. Here I was thinking that I'm not too big of a geek, yet all the things that I used to identify myself as not being such, were pale in comparison with the evidence to the contrary.

23.66864% - Geek

Originally posted by airavata
Has wesmorris taken the test

I'm not taking that damn test. It's way to long and the guys didn't even make it cool. You'd think a geek test would at least have star trek theme music playing in the background or something. Christ man, nerd me while I'm proving my nerdiness damnit!

Originally posted by wesmorris
Christ man, nerd me while I'm proving my nerdiness damnit!

Geeks don't need artificial stimulous. Maybe this is the difference between a geek and a nerd, stimulation?

Originally posted by Fafnir665
Geeks don't need artificial stimulous. Maybe this is the difference between a geek and a nerd, stimulation?

There's nothing artificial about Star Trek music. :D

You can't hear it in your head? When I think Star Trek, the music just starts....

i liked the music for the older episodes of ds9 alot more than the later ones. THE MUSIC HAS BEEN DEFILED!!!! it sounds like some guy in the background is beating a pan with a stick and all the notes start b4 the others even finish. what the hell were these people thinking?

Originally posted by Fafnir665
You can't hear it in your head? When I think Star Trek, the music just starts....

I can, but as the overlord I expect to be catered to damnit. Like the nerds can't recognize ME by IP. Puh leez.

It's like they don't even know I'm in charge. :rolleyes:

What worthless underlings.

Take the test Wes. Only then can we determine who is fit to wear the mantle of Geek/Nerd Overlord.

Originally posted by airavata
Take the test Wes. Only then can we determine who is fit to wear the mantle of Geek/Nerd Overlord.


Since I am labled as a "Dysfunctional Geek" by the test, I do not see myself fit to rule, so I will allow wesmorris to keep the title uncontested.

Originally posted by airavata
Take the test Wes. Only then can we determine who is fit to wear the mantle of Geek/Nerd Overlord.

Being the MOST Nerdy doesn't mean you're fit to lead the nerds. :)

I quote me:

I'm into computers, science fiction, videogames and CAD software though.. so obviously I'm a geek. Now, you say geeks are such by choice, avoiding the mainstream given a distaste for it.

Hmm.. once geeked, is it possible to degeek? If you could would you be internally compelled to regeek? Can one transform from geek to nerd? I'd almost say that nerd - given your description - would be the pinnacle of the geekly transition. Nerd is in essence, all the way geek - and then some

Geek? Nerd? Come on now, they're both dorks right? Even if you're an involuntary nerd you're surely a dork eh? Certainly there's nothing dorkier than "getting drunk and discussing obscure technical ideas" eh?

I, wesmorris, transcend nerd and geeks and embody the true spirit of both in a culmination of dorkedness never before possible (thanks to PC's): Nerd Overlord.

Unfortunate Wes... guess you will have to die then. I lead the charge against the geeks remember? :p

Originally posted by airavata
Take the test Wes... Even if he does take the test, he will now be forced to act all Bush-like and lie to retain his dictatorial grip on his supposed underlings.

:D Peace.

just did a search. There's hundred's of geek tests out there -- including this one (http://kzsu.stanford.edu/~dougm/Humor/95/October/GeekTest.html) (which I did not get)

Okay, I took A geek test that wasn't quite as long. 62 questions I think:

The Geek Purity Test
http://www.campusnut.com/ptest.cfm?tid=7

The Result is, You are:
62% geeky!
There are 28591 tests submitted

Thanks for taking our Geek Purity Test. You may or may not be impressed with your score as 653 scored higher than you.

How others compare:
0%same as you
54% less geeky than you
2% more geeky than you

I noted that the percentages above don't add up to 100%.

Regardless if 653 people scored higher than me, I'm above the 97th percentile. I believe that makes me eligble for my self appointed title damnit.

Oh and Goofy, baby.. I DO NOT lie. :D

(I'm no politician, I'm only nerd overlord by the grace of me)

Originally posted by airavata
Unfortunate Wes... guess you will have to die then. I lead the charge against the geeks remember? :p

Yeah, you just had performance anxiety bro. You're a freakin geek, I can tell. I think you're automatically classified at 50% or better if you're posting on sciforums daily. ;)

Take the other test and see how you fare. Don't deny your geeky destiny. ;)

How dare you? Go to the first page of this thread- I got a score of 5.something%. I was labelled a poser. Don't question my nongeekiness again wes. You might just tick off my Rage Guage.

Originally posted by airavata
How dare you? Go to the first page of this thread- I got a score of 5.something%. I was labelled a poser. Don't question my nongeekiness again wes. You might just tick off my Rage Guage.

Whatever geek. :D

Don't call me geeky. :mad: I loathe geeks. :mad:

Originally posted by airavata
Don't call me geeky. :mad: I loathe geeks. :mad:

So touchy! :rolleyes:

you love us, don't lie!

you love us, don't lie!

How could you...... I'm insulted. This is blasphemy. I am a non geek. :confused:

Originally posted by airavata
How could you...... I'm insulted. This is blasphemy. I am a non geek. :confused: that doesn't mean you can't appreciate the geeky...

Oh, I do appreciate the geeky. I'm just not a geek. :D

26.0355% - Total Geek

woo hoo!

I got 33% or something.

BTW, what would the equivalent to MENSA in teh G33k world be?

5.52268% - Poser
i guess i'm not as cool as you guys

Originally posted by sHaZbOk
5.52268% - Poser
i guess i'm not as cool as you guys

Rather, I think that's representative of being inherently cooler (like airavata). :D

Originally posted by wesmorris
Rather, I think that's representative of being inherently cooler (like airavata). :D

Finally you accept my non-geekiness. :D

Originally posted by DJSupreme23
I got 33% or something.

BTW, what would the equivalent to MENSA in teh G33k world be?

none of us are geeks, thats like the top one percentile

61.7357% - Extreme Geek

Sheeshkinnens! I'm one quiggy geekette :)

And if I keep it up - which I most certainly intend to do - I'll be able to overthrow you all! YES! HAHA! AAHAAH!


Mmm. Yes, huzzah for Twinkie...

HOLY COW. I would grant you the title "princess of geeks" from your post alone, regardless of the test results! Booya on the "how neato"! "sheeshkinnens"? that's freakin tight. how cute! "quiggy geekette"? WOW, you are easily the geekiest thus far. Well done Twinkie, well done! (and 'huzzah' on the way out? oh man you're good)

Wow...agreed. I may be asking Twinkle Toes to marry me soon. haha Don't find many girls THAT geeky. What section got you up that high? Or are you just an over all around geek?

-AntonK

20.9073% - Geek

Wow.... I was right all along

You guys are so sweet! I didn't even think 61.7 was that good of a score for a geekette. Gosh, I'm blushing, heeh!

What section got you up that high? Or are you just an over all around geek? Well, I re-took the test to properly figure what I scored better in...

I HAVE... = 30/40
I HAVE BEEN... = 21/38
I HAVE (2)... = 21/38
I HAVE READ... = 20/28
I WANT... = 15/28
I BELIEVE... = 5/8
I ROUTINELY WATCH... = 13/28 (This one's just low because I currently am without cable. When my parents had cable when I was a little kid, I used to watch some of the shows routinely, so I checked them)
I HAVE SEEN... = 23/23
I OWN... = 31/55 (I don't have a DVD player and don't want to play them off Dexter [my laptop])
I WANT TO BE... = 9/11
I LIKE TO... = 25/31
I PLAY... = 16/30
I WEAR... = 15/22
I COLLECT... = 9/13
I HAVE (3)... = 14/40 (I admit it: I lack in computer skills! But at least I'm willing to learn, dag nabbit)
I KNOW... = 21/35
I KNOW (2)... = 15/25

Judging by my results, I think I'm a pretty well-rounded geekette. By the time I move out of this apartment and can pay my own bills, I'll be functioning as a full-fledged dysfunctional geek! Pazzah for alliterated oxy-moron 8^P!

In fact, when I re-tested I noticed that I had skipped a few of the questions and also misread some of them. So my actual score is 62.52465% :D

Oh, and about the 'freakin tight;)' word choice: I make up a lot of the words and phrases I use. "Quiggy", "sheeshkinnens", "cool-o", and "who gives a dingleberry" are the ones I use the most (I'm also known for "dag nabbit, nibble on a rabbit", but that's just too weird). I do use words like "nifty", "spiffy", and "tubulor" just as often though.

38.46154% - Major Geek

Originally posted by CounslerCoffee
Sounds like me. Here's an exaple:

Friend: I have the internet to. (Or something like that, I was drinking)
Me: Oh wait, you have aol?
Friend: Yeah, what's the matter with aol?
Me: Just that it doesn't support java. *Laughs and everyone looks sharply at me* What?
That was in a movie wasn't it? Cable guy? (Worst movie ever aside from Cabin Boy)

I scored a 35.89744%. I think that the role playing and scifi killed my score, I like some and have watched most, but not regularly. I am to busy reading about real science and learning aabout real things. Isn't that geekier? I think geek is chic and most of the other things on the test are just nerdy. While I'm at it I think of dork as plain uncool people. A nerd can be cool, and a geek can be very cool, but not a dork.

ectropic, if u like real stuff, i think that makes u a nerd

counselor:
i understand what you mean only its the other way around for me. all day long i listen to people talk about computers etc. at work, and some of the things they say make me want to stick a ptyrigium stone through my forehead. like the other day when my boss was talking about the computer they are setting up at work. she proudly announced, "oh, I dont have windows. I have XP." but i dont say anything, it gives me more chances to laugh at her when she tells other people. she thinks im completely computer illiterate. the other day she apologized for not showing me how to turn off the computer before she left, and then gave me a verbal pat on the back for figuring it out on my own. ...
:rolleyes:

25.64103% - Total Geek

i started the chessclub and i read...alot.

1.38%.......Thank God

Geeks need to get laid.

~31%. Major Geek.
(But not geeky enough to think that the decimal points count in this case).

I am so geeky that i stayed up for 48 hours and beat the warcraft 3 expansion in just 25 or 26 hours, but was so hopped up on bawls that i couldnt go back to sleep.

60.94675- not bad, I should get extra points though for being a) under 18 and b) the daughter of a long line of happy, popular, beautiful, well adjusted, overly boring (i mean normal) people who have never in their lives seen a StarTrek film and took me to see a shrink after the tantrum I had when Farscape was cancelled. I am very proud that my geekiness comes neither from genetic or environmental factors. I am an entirely self made geek. Does that make me a loser?

16.96252% Geek...

muahahaahahahahhaah... well, it is not that much... but still...

James Sibley

Twinkie is *my* quiggy Geekette.. As for myself, I'm a right spiffo 64.64103%, though I'll get higher later, I hope

Anywho, you lot need to work on those geek ratings, try Geekculture.com, they might get you a bit geekier..

Darnit, I'm all out of time, try to get more spiffo you silly peoples!

Result: 100% - Liar!

I'm so much of a geek I spent 10 minutes going through and clicking every box after I took the test to see what it would say.

18.54043% - Geek

And I watch alot of documenterys, read, play videogames, and research different things too!:D

49.5069% - Super Geek:D

35.10848% - Major Geek

But what's the point? I'll never be 100% Geek,...:( :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Bees
Twinkie is *my* quiggy Geekette..

Hehehe, you're darn tootin' I am!

Oh, and sweetie, I've got a nice little surprise for you when we next meet. I've been... working on something, and I think you'll like it. ;)

*hurls*

Oh, shut your pie hole. :p

:eek:

:D

2.013864%-Poser

2.013864%-Poser

Hell, that's even lower than me :mad: What the hell? I'm the anti-geek overlord here, you hear? grrrrr.... back off kiddo.

5.52268% - Poser


:m:

21.69625% - Geek

9.66469% - Geekish Tendencies.

I can go from one extreme to the other, having an in depth conversation about computers...

...but still being capable of having a laugh, getting drunk and listening to hip-hop.

20.11834% - Geek

Not too shabby. At least I got the title of "Geek."

hey man i think anyone who has watch all 74 episode of Strong Bad should get a bonus score.

29.19132% - Total Geek

Originally posted by LordAza
hey man i think anyone who has watch all 74 episode of Strong Bad should get a bonus score.

29.19132% - Total Geek

Nah, that just makes you human...in that you like humor. Because StrongBad is COOL! Well, at least thats what he told me! (Oh yeah and I am SOOO glad The Cheat is not dead!)

-AntonK

The Cheat? Dead? whats the last episode you've seen?


And the TROG DOR comes in the ....nigggghhttt!!