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redarmy11
09-26-07, 02:06 PM
Because us zoophiles get horny too.



http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3635/archiv69mx4.jpg
I would seriously be all over this little lady. I'm not kidding.
The girl's got sex appeal oozing from every fucking pore.



http://fadeeva.com/beasts/stuffed_goat.jpg


http://www.fergaliciousfotos.com/Images/cu_pig.jpg
One for the ladies.

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 02:07 PM
for the ladies.
http://www.dogfacts.org/Belgian-Shepherd-picture.jpg

redarmy11
09-26-07, 02:08 PM
Christ. I'm fucking dripping here.

Xev
09-26-07, 02:11 PM
Oh sexy baby, how was I supposed to know?

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/28-29x2-SlimeMoldSporangia.jpg

Oniw17
09-26-07, 02:11 PM
lol http://www.ananova.com/images/web/383683.jpg

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 02:11 PM
slime mold is not an animal.

redarmy11
09-26-07, 02:14 PM
slime mold is not an animal.
Racist. invert, can you change the thread title to 'Hot organisms' please. Ta.

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 02:14 PM
oh yeah baby!
http://shiftingbaselines.org/blog/458373-hagfish.jpg

Xev
09-26-07, 02:15 PM
slime mold is not an animal.

Nor is it a fungus. I'm kinky like that.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/WolfsMilkSlime.jpg

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 02:17 PM
Nor is it a fungus. I'm kinky like that.


a rose is also not an animal or a fungus.

http://www.climb.org.uk/Pics/rose.jpg

MacGyver1968
09-26-07, 02:19 PM
Now this is hawt!! ooo baby!

http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00805/80/15/805025108_l.jpg

Xev
09-26-07, 02:20 PM
a rose is also not an animal or a fungus.

http://www.climb.org.uk/Pics/rose.jpg

A cat is neither a vegetable nor a fungus, either:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/10091639.jpg

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 02:21 PM
A cat is neither a vegetable nor a fungus, either:


it is an animal though.

Xev
09-26-07, 02:23 PM
it is an animal though.

That's just what they want you to think.

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 02:24 PM
velvet worm...one of the more ancient groups (although its ancestors lived in the sea).

soft, crawling legs, with millions of years of experience

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/9533c6b2.jpg

redarmy11
09-26-07, 02:26 PM
Look, can we drop the racism, please? Animals, molds, fungi and flowers are all welcome. Basically, if (a) it's not human, and (b) you feel a strong urge to fuck it, it has a home in this thread.

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 02:27 PM
Look, can we drop the racism, please? Animals, molds, fungi and flowers are all welcome. Basically, if (a) it's not human, and (b) you feel a strong urge to fuck it, it has a home in this thread.

speciism

Xev
09-26-07, 02:28 PM
redarmy11
Look, can we drop the racism, please? Animals, molds, fungi and flowers are all welcome. Basically, if (a) it's not human, and (b) you feel a strong urge to fuck it, it has a home in this thread.

Slut.

Graceful, delicate salp:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/SalpGutsLR.jpg

redarmy11
09-26-07, 02:30 PM
speciism
woteva.

shichimenshyo
09-26-07, 02:32 PM
http://www.zoo.org/pressroom/pr/2002/pudu.jpg



Ohhh yea!!!

redarmy11
09-26-07, 02:32 PM
Paedo.

Xev
09-26-07, 02:33 PM
Oh but what this baby could do with its http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=14194579pharyngeal jaws.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/CLV00183.jpg

redarmy11
09-26-07, 02:34 PM
velvet worm...one of the more ancient groups (although its ancestors lived in the sea).

soft, crawling legs, with millions of years of experience

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/9533c6b2.jpg
That's beautiful. So strokeable.

Oniw17
09-26-07, 02:35 PM
http://seagrant.gso.uri.edu/research/georges_bank/Images/Species%20picts/Used/Liparis%20atlanticus%20large.jpg

Xev
09-26-07, 02:40 PM
Ooh baby

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/bathynomus20gigantea.jpg

mikenostic
09-26-07, 02:42 PM
Oh but what this baby could do with its http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=14194579pharyngeal jaws.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/CLV00183.jpg

Now that's a moray! Get it? (amore')
:roflmao:

peta9
09-26-07, 02:43 PM
^if i were an insect, i'd do him.

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 02:44 PM
oh baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/cacoseraph/pals/yikes/King_of_Heros.jpg

redarmy11
09-26-07, 02:46 PM
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/bathynomus20gigantea.jpg
Not the kind of person you'd feel confident inviting in at the end of a first date.

mikenostic
09-26-07, 02:46 PM
oh baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/cacoseraph/pals/yikes/King_of_Heros.jpg

Dammit! You beat me to it. I was just about to post a nasty ass centipede. Those things creep me out more than any other insect. And they have a wicked bite too.

GeoffP
09-26-07, 02:47 PM
"Is that a giant centipede in your pants or are you just glad to...why are you screaming?"

Nikelodeon
09-26-07, 02:47 PM
Plastic.

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 02:53 PM
This one is a hottie. It thrives at 80C
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/Pompeii_worm.jpg

Nikelodeon
09-26-07, 02:53 PM
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=6604&rendTypeId=4

peta9
09-26-07, 02:55 PM
that is one ugly fish

Nikelodeon
09-26-07, 02:56 PM
that is one ugly fish

Good thing it lives in the dark.

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 02:57 PM
Good thing it lives in the dark.

did it then die during the taking of the picture?

shichimenshyo
09-26-07, 02:58 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41318000/jpg/_41318338_gal_birds_puff.jpg

bird of paradise!
mmmmm

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 02:59 PM
jesus christ. this one bypassed the google safety filter!
http://www.winterspringdanes.com/puppymickey/MickeyandLaurenStreet.jpg

Nikelodeon
09-26-07, 03:00 PM
http://www.peta.org/feat/tracibee/bingham300.jpg
Rowr.

redarmy11
09-26-07, 03:00 PM
We began with my lovely horse.
Well, ok, not mine - but, ah, how I wish she was..

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3635/archiv69mx4.jpg

To say that I'm disappointed with the, frankly, frightening
bunch of freaks you've chosen to follow her up with is
the worst kind of understatement. I'm just glad that she's
totally computer-illiterate and can't see this. I feel dirty.:(

Xev
09-26-07, 03:04 PM
My whole existence is flawed....

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/potw42.jpg

shichimenshyo
09-26-07, 03:05 PM
http://static.flickr.com/73/187044366_506a1933f4.jpg

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 03:06 PM
just imagine what those buggers can do with their elongated middle finger.

Nikelodeon
09-26-07, 03:06 PM
Play the flute?

spuriousmonkey
09-26-07, 03:09 PM
Play the flute?

they certainly have excellent hearing. They can locate maggots inside a tree by listening to their sounds.

MacGyver1968
09-26-07, 03:27 PM
just imagine what those buggers can do with their elongated middle finger.

They would make a good New York cabbie.

http://www.oddanimals.com/images/788623107.jpg

Oooo look at those delicious eyes...dude...I would totally hit that!

redarmy11
09-26-07, 03:32 PM
Needs a hairdo. Scruffy bitch. I think she's going for the windswept, natural look but it's not quite coming off. Too... contrived.

S.A.M.
09-26-07, 03:33 PM
http://static.flickr.com/73/187044366_506a1933f4.jpg

What is this?

shichimenshyo
09-26-07, 03:34 PM
I would hit that 10,0000000x

MacGyver1968
09-26-07, 03:35 PM
It's an Aye-Aye, Sam.

http://www.oddanimals.com/images/793273639.jpg

Me...I'm into shaved pussy.

redarmy11
09-26-07, 03:40 PM
http://www.biologie.uni-ulm.de/bio3/nebigbo/flying_foxes/Hypsignathus_monstrosus.jpg

shichimenshyo
09-26-07, 03:42 PM
http://www.francethisway.com/wildlife/dolphin.jpg


remember, you can sex a dolphin all you want, but never never let a dolphin sex you.

Oniw17
09-26-07, 03:44 PM
The most beautiful animal ass herehttp://www.isd77.k12.mn.us/schools/dakota/mnriver/Red%20Fox%201.GIF
Image what she coul do with a neck like that.
http://www.uoregon.edu/~estout/assets/giraffe.jpg

one_raven
09-26-07, 03:45 PM
http://www.breaktaker.com/albums/pictures/animals/SexyJellyfish.jpg

http://www.biology-blog.com/images/blogs/8-2006/nature-is-sexy-844772.jpg

http://www.omsex.com/peta/nakedpeta012.jpg

shichimenshyo
09-26-07, 03:52 PM
http://www.textilita.com/images/am_2.jpg


?

Nikelodeon
09-26-07, 03:53 PM
I feel we have ventured beyond the twilight zone.

one_raven
09-26-07, 03:53 PM
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r203/jackiepiper/treewoman.jpg

http://www.mushroomexpert.com/images/contrib/robertson_phallus_hadriani.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/10/15813227_eda8bdd2c9.jpg

one_raven
09-26-07, 03:55 PM
http://www.lostateminor.com/img/26/silvi.jpg

http://www.sarracenia.com/photos/pinguicula/pmora09.jpg

http://freenet-homepage.de/rstore/naughtybynature/Flower-Vagina-4.jpg

That's it for now.
I don't want to get you too worked up.

MacGyver1968
09-26-07, 03:58 PM
I need a cold shower .:)

shichimenshyo
09-26-07, 03:58 PM
http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sixleggedcat.jpg




;)

one_raven
09-26-07, 04:00 PM
The name of that file is sixleggedcat.jpg.

Does anyone else see something wrong with that?
Are they counting six legs and two arms??

MacGyver1968
09-26-07, 04:01 PM
That's one fucked up looking piece of pussy. :)

shichimenshyo
09-26-07, 04:01 PM
who cares I'd tap

redarmy11
09-26-07, 04:18 PM
Ladies:

http://everyoneweb.com/WA/DataFilesarabier/AkhalTeke.jpg


http://www.willowviewarabians.com/1.jpg


http://www.zeustheblackstallion.com/images/realejo-mane-DSCF3060.jpg

Oniw17
09-26-07, 04:49 PM
The name of that file is sixleggedcat.jpg.

Does anyone else see something wrong with that?
Are they counting six legs and two arms??
Maybe they just cant count?

S.A.M.
09-26-07, 05:01 PM
http://www.zeustheblackstallion.com/images/realejo-mane-DSCF3060.jpg



That is one beautiful horse. :)

shichimenshyo
09-26-07, 05:02 PM
i didnt post that..?

redarmy11
09-27-07, 02:52 AM
http://www.galen-frysinger.ws/china/panda01.jpg
One for the emos. But anyway, why is this thread in the Cesspool, please
instead of in Art & Culture with all its friends!?!?!? Bit anthropocentrist.

spuriousmonkey
09-27-07, 02:56 AM
I was also surprised to find this gem in the cesspool. It shows beauty and has lots of little trinkets of scientific knowledge in it.

Let's face it; who of you had ever heard of the velvet worm before it was mentioned here? Only some freak biologists.