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redarmy11 09-26-07, 02:06 PM Because us zoophiles get horny too.
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3635/archiv69mx4.jpg
I would seriously be all over this little lady. I'm not kidding.
The girl's got sex appeal oozing from every fucking pore.
http://fadeeva.com/beasts/stuffed_goat.jpg
http://www.fergaliciousfotos.com/Images/cu_pig.jpg
One for the ladies.
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 02:07 PM for the ladies.
http://www.dogfacts.org/Belgian-Shepherd-picture.jpg
redarmy11 09-26-07, 02:08 PM Christ. I'm fucking dripping here.
Oh sexy baby, how was I supposed to know?
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/28-29x2-SlimeMoldSporangia.jpg
lol http://www.ananova.com/images/web/383683.jpg
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 02:11 PM slime mold is not an animal.
redarmy11 09-26-07, 02:14 PM slime mold is not an animal.
Racist. invert, can you change the thread title to 'Hot organisms' please. Ta.
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 02:14 PM oh yeah baby!
http://shiftingbaselines.org/blog/458373-hagfish.jpg
slime mold is not an animal.
Nor is it a fungus. I'm kinky like that.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/WolfsMilkSlime.jpg
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 02:17 PM Nor is it a fungus. I'm kinky like that.
a rose is also not an animal or a fungus.
http://www.climb.org.uk/Pics/rose.jpg
MacGyver1968 09-26-07, 02:19 PM Now this is hawt!! ooo baby!
http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00805/80/15/805025108_l.jpg
a rose is also not an animal or a fungus.
http://www.climb.org.uk/Pics/rose.jpg
A cat is neither a vegetable nor a fungus, either:
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/10091639.jpg
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 02:21 PM A cat is neither a vegetable nor a fungus, either:
it is an animal though.
it is an animal though.
That's just what they want you to think.
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 02:24 PM velvet worm...one of the more ancient groups (although its ancestors lived in the sea).
soft, crawling legs, with millions of years of experience
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/9533c6b2.jpg
redarmy11 09-26-07, 02:26 PM Look, can we drop the racism, please? Animals, molds, fungi and flowers are all welcome. Basically, if (a) it's not human, and (b) you feel a strong urge to fuck it, it has a home in this thread.
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 02:27 PM Look, can we drop the racism, please? Animals, molds, fungi and flowers are all welcome. Basically, if (a) it's not human, and (b) you feel a strong urge to fuck it, it has a home in this thread.
speciism
redarmy11
Look, can we drop the racism, please? Animals, molds, fungi and flowers are all welcome. Basically, if (a) it's not human, and (b) you feel a strong urge to fuck it, it has a home in this thread.
Slut.
Graceful, delicate salp:
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/SalpGutsLR.jpg
redarmy11 09-26-07, 02:30 PM speciism
woteva.
shichimenshyo 09-26-07, 02:32 PM http://www.zoo.org/pressroom/pr/2002/pudu.jpg
Ohhh yea!!!
redarmy11 09-26-07, 02:32 PM Paedo.
Oh but what this baby could do with its http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=14194579pharyngeal jaws.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/CLV00183.jpg
redarmy11 09-26-07, 02:34 PM velvet worm...one of the more ancient groups (although its ancestors lived in the sea).
soft, crawling legs, with millions of years of experience
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/9533c6b2.jpg
That's beautiful. So strokeable.
http://seagrant.gso.uri.edu/research/georges_bank/Images/Species%20picts/Used/Liparis%20atlanticus%20large.jpg
Ooh baby
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/bathynomus20gigantea.jpg
mikenostic 09-26-07, 02:42 PM Oh but what this baby could do with its http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=14194579pharyngeal jaws.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/CLV00183.jpg
Now that's a moray! Get it? (amore')
:roflmao:
^if i were an insect, i'd do him.
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 02:44 PM oh baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/cacoseraph/pals/yikes/King_of_Heros.jpg
redarmy11 09-26-07, 02:46 PM http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/bathynomus20gigantea.jpg
Not the kind of person you'd feel confident inviting in at the end of a first date.
mikenostic 09-26-07, 02:46 PM oh baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/cacoseraph/pals/yikes/King_of_Heros.jpg
Dammit! You beat me to it. I was just about to post a nasty ass centipede. Those things creep me out more than any other insect. And they have a wicked bite too.
"Is that a giant centipede in your pants or are you just glad to...why are you screaming?"
Nikelodeon 09-26-07, 02:47 PM Plastic.
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 02:53 PM This one is a hottie. It thrives at 80C
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/Pompeii_worm.jpg
Nikelodeon 09-26-07, 02:53 PM http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=6604&rendTypeId=4
Nikelodeon 09-26-07, 02:56 PM that is one ugly fish
Good thing it lives in the dark.
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 02:57 PM Good thing it lives in the dark.
did it then die during the taking of the picture?
shichimenshyo 09-26-07, 02:58 PM http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41318000/jpg/_41318338_gal_birds_puff.jpg
bird of paradise!
mmmmm
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 02:59 PM jesus christ. this one bypassed the google safety filter!
http://www.winterspringdanes.com/puppymickey/MickeyandLaurenStreet.jpg
Nikelodeon 09-26-07, 03:00 PM http://www.peta.org/feat/tracibee/bingham300.jpg
Rowr.
redarmy11 09-26-07, 03:00 PM We began with my lovely horse.
Well, ok, not mine - but, ah, how I wish she was..
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3635/archiv69mx4.jpg
To say that I'm disappointed with the, frankly, frightening
bunch of freaks you've chosen to follow her up with is
the worst kind of understatement. I'm just glad that she's
totally computer-illiterate and can't see this. I feel dirty.:(
My whole existence is flawed....
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/potw42.jpg
shichimenshyo 09-26-07, 03:05 PM http://static.flickr.com/73/187044366_506a1933f4.jpg
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 03:06 PM just imagine what those buggers can do with their elongated middle finger.
Nikelodeon 09-26-07, 03:06 PM Play the flute?
spuriousmonkey 09-26-07, 03:09 PM Play the flute?
they certainly have excellent hearing. They can locate maggots inside a tree by listening to their sounds.
MacGyver1968 09-26-07, 03:27 PM just imagine what those buggers can do with their elongated middle finger.
They would make a good New York cabbie.
http://www.oddanimals.com/images/788623107.jpg
Oooo look at those delicious eyes...dude...I would totally hit that!
redarmy11 09-26-07, 03:32 PM Needs a hairdo. Scruffy bitch. I think she's going for the windswept, natural look but it's not quite coming off. Too... contrived.
http://static.flickr.com/73/187044366_506a1933f4.jpg
What is this?
shichimenshyo 09-26-07, 03:34 PM I would hit that 10,0000000x
MacGyver1968 09-26-07, 03:35 PM It's an Aye-Aye, Sam.
http://www.oddanimals.com/images/793273639.jpg
Me...I'm into shaved pussy.
redarmy11 09-26-07, 03:40 PM http://www.biologie.uni-ulm.de/bio3/nebigbo/flying_foxes/Hypsignathus_monstrosus.jpg
shichimenshyo 09-26-07, 03:42 PM http://www.francethisway.com/wildlife/dolphin.jpg
remember, you can sex a dolphin all you want, but never never let a dolphin sex you.
The most beautiful animal ass herehttp://www.isd77.k12.mn.us/schools/dakota/mnriver/Red%20Fox%201.GIF
Image what she coul do with a neck like that.
http://www.uoregon.edu/~estout/assets/giraffe.jpg
one_raven 09-26-07, 03:45 PM http://www.breaktaker.com/albums/pictures/animals/SexyJellyfish.jpg
http://www.biology-blog.com/images/blogs/8-2006/nature-is-sexy-844772.jpg
http://www.omsex.com/peta/nakedpeta012.jpg
shichimenshyo 09-26-07, 03:52 PM http://www.textilita.com/images/am_2.jpg
?
Nikelodeon 09-26-07, 03:53 PM I feel we have ventured beyond the twilight zone.
one_raven 09-26-07, 03:53 PM http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r203/jackiepiper/treewoman.jpg
http://www.mushroomexpert.com/images/contrib/robertson_phallus_hadriani.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/10/15813227_eda8bdd2c9.jpg
one_raven 09-26-07, 03:55 PM http://www.lostateminor.com/img/26/silvi.jpg
http://www.sarracenia.com/photos/pinguicula/pmora09.jpg
http://freenet-homepage.de/rstore/naughtybynature/Flower-Vagina-4.jpg
That's it for now.
I don't want to get you too worked up.
MacGyver1968 09-26-07, 03:58 PM I need a cold shower .:)
shichimenshyo 09-26-07, 03:58 PM http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sixleggedcat.jpg
;)
one_raven 09-26-07, 04:00 PM The name of that file is sixleggedcat.jpg.
Does anyone else see something wrong with that?
Are they counting six legs and two arms??
MacGyver1968 09-26-07, 04:01 PM That's one fucked up looking piece of pussy. :)
shichimenshyo 09-26-07, 04:01 PM who cares I'd tap
redarmy11 09-26-07, 04:18 PM Ladies:
http://everyoneweb.com/WA/DataFilesarabier/AkhalTeke.jpg
http://www.willowviewarabians.com/1.jpg
http://www.zeustheblackstallion.com/images/realejo-mane-DSCF3060.jpg
The name of that file is sixleggedcat.jpg.
Does anyone else see something wrong with that?
Are they counting six legs and two arms??
Maybe they just cant count?
http://www.zeustheblackstallion.com/images/realejo-mane-DSCF3060.jpg
That is one beautiful horse. :)
shichimenshyo 09-26-07, 05:02 PM i didnt post that..?
redarmy11 09-27-07, 02:52 AM http://www.galen-frysinger.ws/china/panda01.jpg
One for the emos. But anyway, why is this thread in the Cesspool, please
instead of in Art & Culture with all its friends!?!?!? Bit anthropocentrist.
spuriousmonkey 09-27-07, 02:56 AM I was also surprised to find this gem in the cesspool. It shows beauty and has lots of little trinkets of scientific knowledge in it.
Let's face it; who of you had ever heard of the velvet worm before it was mentioned here? Only some freak biologists.
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