Hey! Where’s My Beer?

(October 2002)

In a stunning display of intellect, a man was struck by a truck
after running across the freeway after a half-empty can of beer.

:m: Peace.

 

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Sounds like my dad... Hey wait a minute, where is my dad? Dad? Daddy? Oh my God.....

 

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Did anyone look to see if maybe there was a gator with a couple of frogs in hot pursuit?

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lmao

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Give that beer chasing man a Darwin Award!

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"There is nothing in the world that can give a man
a sense of the infinite like human stupidity."
-Unknown

 

lordy, last beer, twenty miles to the beer store? give him a purple heart! A for Affort.. dedication like that is.... welll... kinda dumb!

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I don know wheren yourn es, bat my Asahi is rat here next ta mae.

 

LoL.. HaPpY NeW YeRe........did you have big fun?.. i stayed home an got a Buzz..... :bugeye: :m: :m: Its been a year since I last posted anything... wonder if I remember how...are the same people here?

Hey evelina, wakeup.wakeup.wakeup.wakeupwakeup... gezz.. I'll never give you anymore Tequela... I'm tired of toting you too!

 

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hehehehe

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Ive got the munchies. ..
:m:

 

Sounds like Homer Simpson to me.

 

Hey slim, I did the same thing. Kicked back, had some beers, watched some movies, and posted on Sciforums...poor, lifeless girl

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btw, what is "toting?"

 

i think "toting" is the present preterite form of "tote". Like to carry. I think so anyway....

 

LoL..reformed got it... Carrying, hauling, toting.. I hadda tote ya around, me also being blizted too, took a a few shortcuts, across hedges, duck ponds, moats, around the gator pond, through wally world Automotive section, whew! soo, I tossed ya on the couch, and went for the fridge..

 

ey, gimmee a beer while yer there. an sum neosperin an bac teeen furum all the scrapes yer draggin give me...

 

err.. ok.. will do! do you have grass stains on your face too? I think I used mine to stop things, like my arse.. funny, it usually hits before my face does.

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Every time I see this thread it reminds me of the talking beer bottle opener. My uncle got one for christmas (trust me it was a bit out of his character).

*shudders*