Hey Baron...

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Athelwulf, Mar 4, 2007.

  1. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    I think terrorists should be hung by their Adam's apples. I also think gays are gross, that they shouldn't be in the military, and that the Republicans are actually pretty decent. And global warming is a crock. So are opinion polls. Also, I think women are just too bothersome. They're just a bunch of liberal do-gooders, after all.

    What do you think about that?


    In case people are going "What the fuck?!", I'm trying to see if Baron will be contrary with me on these points. His very character seems to be defined as what he disagrees with. If this is a truly consistent facet of his personality, he'll say stuff like "What are you talking about? Blah blah you're wrong blah. Baron Max". This thread will either prove or disprove this prediction.

    Let's sit back and watch.
     
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  3. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Well, Baron? :shrug:

    His eyesight must be bad, since he's over 60. An interesting idea. Let's see what he has to say.
     
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  5. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    everyone knows texans cant read.
     
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  7. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Where's Baron?

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  8. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    He'll be there.

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  9. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    How crass to offer liberal attention, with nary a point, only empty troll-baiting. How pointless, sad, and even cruel. I would never contribute to such a thread.
     
  10. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    No, dammit, you're WRONG!!! That's much too fuckin' good for 'em! I'd give you some of my ideas about what to do with 'em, but...... James R. would ban my ass for good! So ...use your imaginations, and put it in high gear!

    Well, yes, most gays that I know are pretty gross! But I think they should be able to join the military. We could form up brigades of 'em, with pink berets, then send 'em out to kiss and hug the enemy to death. ...either that or the enemy would throw down their weapons and run screaming into the night. We could then have our good, tough, able men and women soldiers and marines gather up the horribly frightened enemy and put 'em in the stockades.

    Well, only a few of 'em! Most politicians suck giant donkey dick no matter what party they claim. Civilian republicans are pretty nice judging from the ones taht I know well. But then, some of the democrats are pretty nice, too, so....?

    Hmm, I think I agree about that the Earth is warming. But what I don't agree about is that it's caused by humans. I just don't know for sure, and oddly, it seems that no one else is all that sure either -- or if they were, they'd be able to prove it to someone as dumb as me. As it is, they just throw out a bunch of speculations and errant connections and say, "Voila', humans heated up the Earth!" Well, .....duh?

    Opinion polls? ....LOL!! That's the biggest joke since the plantation owners promised the slaves freedom if they worked real hard in the fields!

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    Oh, I think some women are pretty nice. Stay at home mothers who take care of their families and the home - they're pretty nice.

    Women who give me great blowjobs are pretty nice, too, although sometimes when I'm done, they talk too fuckin' much!

    Liberal doo-gooders? Yeah, I think most women are, but I think it's due mainly to their silly female emotions running amok than to anything about reasoning or logic.

    One of the worse mistakes in human history was to give women the right to vote!

    Well, how'd I do?

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  11. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Hm... A knowing wink...

    Haha.

    How about Muslims in general? Frankly, their old Kuh-ran is stupid. I mean, a genocide on the same scale as the Holocaust would be a bit too cruel, but... yeah, you know...

    Oh totally.

    But the gays might rape the good ol' straight boys. Aren't you afraid of sharing a barrack, a shower even, with a gay guy?

    What? FILTHY LIBERAL! FILTHY!

    You know as much as I do that opinion polls are 100% unreliable. I mean, why the fuck do they even do them? Right?

    But women are just trouble! Do you really trust creatures that get really angry at you for no good reason on a monthly basis?

    See? You agree with me! Marrying women should be illegal, they're so much trouble. Y'know what I mean?

    Yes, you see? You're agreeing with me.

    Oh my golly, yes!

    So far, disappointingly.

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  12. Roman Banned Banned

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    I wonder how bad the old man's eyesight it.
     
  13. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Geez, I hate to agree with you, but....?

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    Oh, no! Heavens no!!!! The gay, pink brigades would be kept totally seperate from the brave, strong, NORMAL men and women soldiers and marines ....no sharing of anything! If fact, we'd make it where the normal troops could shoot the gays if they came within, say, ten feet of a normal soldier or marine.

    Oh, they're good for sensationalism and to keep people frothing at the mouth angry and tense and hyper and divided and violent and ......well, all those things and more. It's good for the nation for it's citizens to hate each other and be angry all the time, don't you think? The news media does!!

    Oh, I agree again ...and I'm sorry for having to do so. But still, some of them give me good blowjobs, so I don't want to condemn all of them equally. But when they're not blowin' me, then ...yeah, they're pretty much worthless.

    Hmm, but if some men are willing to undergo so much pain and agony, at least it keeps some of those women off the welfare rolls and saves people like you and I a little tax money, don't it?

    Sorry, but ....just couldn't help it. Besides, the CIA made me do it!

    Baron Max
     
  14. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Was that last word meant to be "is"??

    If so, I've got pretty good vision. I'm a little nearsighted, but I can see what I'm aiming at with my guns! And that's all that really counts, ain't it?

    Baron Max
     

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