So earlier today, Dan Savage, editorial director of The Stranger, checked in with this: It's only 5:30 in the morning, but I'm going to call it now because I don't think anyone is going to top this headline from the BBC: God 'will not give happy ending' Famous last words? Perhaps. Some hours later, but still today, Jonah Spangenthal-Lee countered: There may not be any happy endings in this headline, Dan, but it's pretty good: Prison smoke traced to inmate cooking in toilet. It's time for a headline hoedown .... ____________________ Notes: Savage, Dan. "Headline of the Day". Slog. March 26, 2009. http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/03/26/headline-of-the-day Spangenthal-Lee, Jonah. "Re: Headline of the Day". Slog. March 26, 2009. http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/03/26/re-headline-of-the-day