Today's Hedline, and I knew it was up there all along.

There were 5 polyps in the colon

http://www.xbox.com/NR/rdonlyres/D0726563-94A0-4FB8-BDB9-F11370C9737A/0/SouthParkHD.jpg

Eeeew. I expected Cheney & Rove, but who else since Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld and Libby were already (shall we say) eliminated.

That's what makes this place so, ahem....special.

So many here so easily imagine operating within someone else's lower intestine.

:D

Yeah... and there are two threads about it. I guess sciforumers are obcessed with colonoscopies.... :D

What's up your ass?

the same as everyone's! :D

I would make a crappy colonoscopist (?)/ proctologist.

Just listen to rockabilly. Our local show, for instance, "Shake the Shack" (on KEXP 90.3 FM (http://kexp.org/programming/progpage.asp?showID=6&1413=39283.75-1&96=39283.75-1&20=39283.75-1&256=39283.75-2)) is hosted by one Leon Berman, aka "The Proctologist of Rock 'n' Roll".

I don't know. He goes by Dr. Leon Berman. Maybe he was a proctologist before he was a DJ.

What would you fear most in his office? "Where'd that Westlife CD get to?" or "Have you seen my keys?"

Why does the President mumble, Paw? Look where his head is, Maw.

Scott Dilbert on the semi-colon

President Bush recently had some polyps removed from his colon. Sometimes polyps can turn cancerous, but I doubt his are. After all, President Bush hasn’t had much luck finding weapons of ass destruction.

I’m posting this now before someone else thinks of it. I might already be too late.

And allow me to be the first to wonder aloud how the surgeons could see past Condi’s head to see those polyps.



http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/07/presidential-po.html

Some of the comments are priceless:

My mom said that she was wondering if they'd find his brains up there. I said, "I don't think they have a microscope that could possibly detect anything that tiny, assuming that it does exist."

Cheney Takes Up the Reins While Bush Takes It Up The Arse
Explorative Surgery Planned: WMDs To Be Found
War with Iran to Begin Sunday
Harry's Future Revealed: The Dark Lord to Rule America
Bush Resorts To Reading Own Entrails in Effort to Predict War In Mid-East
Bush's Exit Strategy Revealed: Leaving Someone Else in Power

and the coup de gras:

A Dick in the Office is Worth A Hand In the Bush

I heard the president didn't require any sedatives or painkillers for the procedure. Doctors attributed it to the fact that he routinely pulls half-baked ideas out of his ass. Ironically, I take great comfort from this, because I'm pleased to know he can do something without the assistance of Cheney.

:roflmao:

Look at the title. That's pretty funny too, if you think about WHERE the head of state was discovered.... :D

"Head of State Discovered during Routine Colonoscopy "

There were 5 polyps in the colon

http://www.xbox.com/NR/rdonlyres/D0726563-94A0-4FB8-BDB9-F11370C9737A/0/SouthParkHD.jpg

that was a funny episode.