**In case of rapture, can I have your car?**

**Atheism is a non-prophet organization**

**Heck is a place for people who don't believe in gosh**

LMFAO those are great post some more. I already have a nice car but if it was a porsche or ferrari i suppose id take it

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Eric Cooper

What about the Jesus fish with "Darwin" in it? That really bugs me. If someone wants to believe in Darwinism, then get your own insignia, you know? All that's doing is making fun of Christians. Oh, well how unusual...people never do that! Spirit of the Antichrist. Isn't it cool how the Bible explains EVERYTHING?

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God loves you and so do I!

O.K., Lori... Here's a bumper sticker for you:

**My dogma ate your karma**

:)

That's extremely funny. Karma....fluffy. :)

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God loves you and so do I!

Or ...

"Sorry, my karma ran over your dogma." Variations, variations.

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"Let us not launch the boat until the ground is wet." (Khaavren of Castlerock)

That's funny too! Was just trying to give some semi-equal time here. Wouldn't want anyone's feelin's to get hoit. :(

Personally, I love the darwin and "non-prophet" stickers.. another along the same lines I enjoy is "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

FyreStar



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Thanks, FyreStar... That's a great one! :)

Personally, and though this has nothing to do with religion, my favorite has always been, "I am the proud parent of the kid who beat up your honor roll student." I am on the honor roll at school, but I made my mom put both on her truck just for the humor of it all. Ha, ha. "F+, I failed with flying colors"

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I'm really not a shorty.


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Okay I confess ....

I actually have a Jesus fish on the back of my car that reads, " 'n chips" inside.

Tiassa

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"Let us not launch the boat until the ground is wet." (Khaavren of Castlerock)

I love the darwin bumper sticker and as soon as i get a car I'm getting one. Plus that isn't pagan it's the truth anyone who doesn't believe in evolution must've failed science class real bad. Evolution has been proven so well and exactly there is simply no debate. These stickers are no reason for fear of the apocalypse because lack of faith in christianity is the belief of 7/8 of the world. Christians only make up an eighth. If everyone started dumping buddhism then we should start to worry that's a ton of people.

What about the one with the Christian fish eating the Darwin fish, and it says "survival of the fittest". Wait, is this supposed to be pro-Christian, or pro-Darwinism? It can be interpreted either way, OR it's a bad joke.

Given the nature of those of us who meet here, I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the one shaped like a flying saucer that says "Alien" inside.

Hope you all don't mind my 2 cents worth, but on the subject of bumper stickers I have two that I think just might provoke a little comment.

1. If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.

2. Nuke 'em til they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark.
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War Games, everyone should play 'em to win!!!

Ha! Marksman... You sound like one of my brothers... He's an excellent shot, too! :)

Marksman- I saw one you'd like:

"A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste"

God Is Coming, and ain't She pissed!

Where did you get the Jesus fish "n chips" sticker . . . I have been looking everywhere for that sticker for a friend (web/stores/searches) and have not been able to find it.

Thanks so much!

"Jesus is coming, look busy."

"Jesus is coming, look busy."

LOL! I think I want one of those. :D

What about the Jesus fish with "Darwin" in it? That really bugs me. If someone wants to believe in Darwinism, then get your own insignia, you know? All that's doing is making fun of Christians. Oh, well how unusual...people never do that! Spirit of the Antichrist. Isn't it cool how the Bible explains EVERYTHING?

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God loves you and so do I!
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M*W: I like the one that shows a bunch of Jesus fish on a hook and line being caught by a proud fishing Antichrist.

"Jesus saves! But Gretzky gets the rebound."

I also like the fat buddha fish, and the hindu one with many arms. There should be a Brahman one, the fish shape seems perfect for a big eye.

Where did you get the Jesus fish "n chips" stickerLesbian kitsch store in Fremont, Seattle. I don't know if it's even there anymore. They're available online; try here (http://www.prankplace.com/darwinfish.htm) for instance. In fact, that's exactly what mine looked like.

My favorite bumper sticker is:

Coito Ergo Sum

This is funny if you're nerd who took Latin in high school.

Jeez if you love Honkus

when Jesus comes will you spit or swallow?

all Gods were immortal

Jesus hates me

and heres whole lot more www.thewaronfaith.com

"If Ignorance Is Bliss,you Must Be Orgasmic."

"It's Your Hell You Burn In It"

"Jesus paid for our Sins. Now, let's get our money's worth!"

"Oh, sure...but what's the speed of DARK!?"

"Your Protologist Called, They Found Your Head"

"What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?"

hey tiassa--where did you get the jesus sticker with "n' chips" in it. I really want it