Just wondered.

why,,,, do you want one sniffy???

Shhh.
Don't encourage her.

Okay, I'll do it for you:

Moderators!!!!!

I'm only here for the physicists but I got a nice hat....

Shhh.
Don't encourage her.

Okay, I'll do it for you:

Moderators!!!!!
:bugeye::confused:
eeeeyyyyyy

I'm only here for the physicists but I got a nice hat....


double eeeyye
:confused:

How can there be a marriage when there's no meeting of the minds?

I'm only here for the physicists but I got a nice hat....

I mean physics.

I mean physics.

eeeerrrrrr ok

I'm only here for the physicists but I got a nice hat....

Freudian slip?
:runaway:

Red Herring?

It's a fish-shaped hat?

Freudian slip?
:runaway:

I didn't know Freud wore slips!

I didn't know Freud wore slips!

Only at the weekend, and he liked to be called "Ethel".

Not even one wedding? What about a romance then?

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=70519

Neizchefan and I are having an affair:bugeye:

Three of our posters got married last month, that I know of. Two of them to each other. ;)

Well I'm single, SAM,...and I look like that bloke only without the big nose.

I've no idea why I'm single..even when I had a partner I virtually cut the house in two partitions. A bit like the Middle East really.

:-/

Neizchefan and I are having an affair:bugeye:

I thought you were living together.:confused:

Well I'm single, SAM,...and I look like that bloke only without the big nose.

I've no idea why I'm single..even when I had a partner I virtually cut the house in two partitions. A bit like the Middle East really.

:-/

You've probably spent too much time on your own. Its terribly addictive, being on your own.

Er, pix pls?

*holds gun to head, cocks hammer*

Oh. There hasn't been an actual sciforums wedding?

*uncocks gun, puts back in drawer*

I thought you were living together.:confused:



You've probably spent too much time on your own. Its terribly addictive, being on your own.

Er, pix pls?

Yeah we are sam;)

Yeah we are sam;)

Ah, I consider an affair to be a lot less committed than that. :)

Three of our posters got married last month, that I know of. Two of them to each other. ;)

SAM

how do you know that.

pls tell us NOW

~~~~~~~~~~
take it ez
zak]

SAM

how do you know that.

pls tell us NOW

~~~~~~~~~~
take it ez
zak]

She read it on the secret mod forum: it has links to a CIA database and tells the mods everything.

She read it on the secret mod forum: it has links to a CIA database and tells the mods everything.

for fucks sack thats well bang out of order if you ask me.

all i know that the one TDI was getting married and so was one raven wasnt he? but i dont think to each other.

:bugeye::confused:

SAM

how do you know that.

pls tell us NOW

~~~~~~~~~~
take it ez
zak]

They told me.

They told me.

yes ok who are they

yes ok who are they

You already said it. But you missed one.:p

TDI's girlfriend, now wife

You already said it. But you missed one.:p

TDI's girlfriend, now wife

well who is he the?

you said 2 from the forum are marrying each other? who is TDI's wife?

i willask him if you dont tell

well who is he the?

you said 2 from the forum are marrying each other? who is TDI's wife?

i willask him if you dont tell

Spurious Monkey

TDI married Spurious? :bawl:
He said he loved ME!

all i know that the one TDI was getting married and so was one raven wasnt he? but i dont think to each other.

He WISHES!!

He WISHES!!

YEAH probably:D

Who married who again? Living together counts but only if they met here on sciforum. It doesn't count if you live together and both of you post on sciforum. That would be cheating....

hey sniffy

i am not sure it is all clouded in mystery

~~~~~~~~
Zak

I've created a monster......

I've created a monster......

:confused:

Sorry sniffy you've lost me

who's the monster

~~~~~~~~
Zak

:confused:



who's the monster

~~~~~~~~
Zak

Supposedly, this thread.

Wraps hat in tissue and puts away.....

I've created a monster......

Groooowll!

A mass sciforums wedding is just what we need. I'll bake the cake if someone else provides three tons of almonds.

That's what I like some enthusiasm!
I can provide Celine Dion and Michael Bolton CDs.
Takes hat out of tissue paper....

That's what I like some enthusiasm!
I can provide Celine Dion and Michael Bolton CDs.
Takes hat out of tissue paper....

"Michael Bolton", "Celine Dion" and "enthusiasm" do not work in the same sentence unless the words "public flogging" or "burning" are included.

'I Will Always Love You'.

Pffft, I know that.
But Bolton and Dion...:puke:

Are you following me...

Nope: you're preceding me.
I'm thinking of calling for help from the mods. :)

TDI married Spurious? :bawl:
He said he loved ME!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D:D
They'd make a good couple.

Anyway at weddings you HAVE to play Celine Dion, Michael Bolton and Whitney Houston.
I just know all the sciforum folk would just LOVE that.

Wraps hat in tissue and puts away.....
:confused::bugeye:
eeeeyyy

you are rather odd sniffy!!

Yes so?
Oh Zak you are rather dense.
Weddings - people wear hats. ergo if there are any sciforum weddings coming up I'll wear my hat. But now I think I'll just eat it...!

Yes so?
Oh Zak you are rather dense.

...!
thanks

And i love you too sniffy:bawl:


Weddings - people wear hats. ergo if there are any sciforum weddings coming up I'll wear my hat. But now I think I'll just eat it...!

But if you ate it now then you wouldnt have it to wear at wedding!!!

~~~~~~~~~
Cheers
zak

Moderators!!!!!!!

When faced with impeccable logic, scream.
Good choice...:rolleyes::D

I will when I'm faced with impeccable logic....

Moderators!!!!!!!

yeah what about them sniffy???

i'm not one by the way

Zak:
sniffy

SAM is pregnant with my two-headed love child, but she wants to raise them herself.

Zak:
sniffy

eeeeyyyyy

what!!!
:confused:

Click the link - it explains why she's calling for the mod.

SAM is pregnant with my two-headed love child, but she wants to raise them herself.

God help me please.

And i thoguht my day was bad before!!

My head is really beeing done in, i am finding even the easiest stuff hard to evaluate

Click the link - it explains why she's calling for the mod.

ooohhh i seeee

i am rather dense though as sniffy would say so you shoudl let me off oli

this kind of explains why you are Mr exception when posters have to call the mods for help

So, who's first? I've been itching to perform a wedding ever since I got that ordination (http://www.themonastery.org/).

Hey! I too am a minister of the Church of Universal Life of Modesto, California.

Snap!

The phrase "too many cooks" comes to mind . . . but is rapidly shoved aside by the joy I feel at meeting siblings of the Church!

Shall we commence the mass matrimonials?

Anyway at weddings you HAVE to play Celine Dion, Michael Bolton and Whitney Houston.

None of the above were played at my wedding, and I would have thrown out anyone who tried!

Michael Bolton, maybe if you got married over 10 yrs ago

:roflmao:

Yeah Michael Bolton and don't for get that great new song 'Delilah'.....
Takes hat out of tissue paper again.....

Takes hat out of tissue paper again.....

Hey sniffy

i thoguht you ate your hat yesterday!:)

~~~~~~~
Zak

I was only thinking about eating my hat. I have faith in sciforum to come up with something....
We got the almonds, the music, the minister(s).....

Michael Bolton, maybe if you got married over 10 yrs ago

:roflmao:

So I guess you wouldn't dance to 'aga do do do' either :D?

I was only thinking about eating my hat. I have faith in sciforum to come up with something....
We got the almonds, the music, the minister(s).....

You got me...:D

I hear S.A.M. has great boobs...:D

I'm saying nothing.
But I HAVE kept a list of her mistakes....

Just kidding Saiyyadati. :)

TDI married Spurious? :bawl:
He said he loved ME!

Yes, but he is better in bed.

TDI married Spurious?


This would be good so they dont ruin two other people. ha ha ha

This would be good so they dont ruin two other people. ha ha ha

our marriage is quite open. We give each other room to have sex on public toilets with complete strangers, preferably Americans.

You've defiled a perfectly good thread...again!

You've defiled a perfectly good thread...again!

He's very good at what he does.
Practice makes perfect.

I would have defiled it, had it not already been so abhorrent. I guess spurious has a lower threshold than me.

Or maybe the whole "American" comment means that he's bucking for another portfolio in East Korea, like "Foreign Affairs".

I would have defiled it, had it not already been so abhorrent. I guess spurious has a lower threshold than me.

Or maybe the whole "American" comment means that he's bucking for another portfolio in East Korea, like "Foreign Affairs".

east korea is on no.2 now! And an interview with an east korean is on page 2.

we are getting there.

Woo hoo!

Next, Google formal recognition, and internet fame. I can hardly wait for their grovelling at our metaphorical feet, wishing fervently they'd never tried to cut us out of the internet-o-sphere. Love the interview.

brilliant idea great leader!

GeoffP marries Jessica Alba!

(you mindcontrolled it to me).

Uh...yes, I did, didn't I. Good of you to receive it.

can we be sued???

[QUOTE=GeoffP;1537795]I would have defiled it, had it not already been so abhorrent. I guess spurious has a lower threshold than me.[QUOTE]

You're abhorrence level is quite high from what I've read.

Uh...yes, I did, didn't I. Good of you to receive it.

can we be sued???

no way we can be sued since I put in allegedly and might.

http://east-korea.blogspot.com/

That does not qualify, technically speaking, as a sciforum wedding......

I'm terribly sorry, dear Sir, for not fulfilling the exact technical requirements of a sciforums wedding. I will strive to improve my fulfilling of technical requirements in the near future, with the addendum that the near future might be short lived.

Does anyone know if Jessica Alba is a member here? Or was?

We might still be able to arrange something if she isn't too uptight or demanding.

I'm terribly sorry, dear Sir, for not fulfilling the exact technical requirements of a sciforums wedding. I will strive to improve my fulfilling of technical requirements in the near future, with the addendum that the near future might be short lived.

And make sure you stay on topic too.

And make sure you stay on topic too.

TDI's wife is a member on sciforums! She wasn't his wife when she registered

YAY...

fulfilled the criteria.

Well, they didn't meet here. :(

Oh that'll do...

You're abhorrence level is quite high from what I've read.

:D Guilty as charged.

no way we can be sued since I put in allegedly and might.

http://east-korea.blogspot.com/

I love those words.

That does not qualify, technically speaking, as a sciforum wedding......

*slowly releases hammer, puts revolver back in desk*

Whew!

I'm terribly sorry, dear Sir, for not fulfilling the exact technical requirements of a sciforums wedding. I will strive to improve my fulfilling of technical requirements in the near future, with the addendum that the near future might be short lived.

Does anyone know if Jessica Alba is a member here? Or was?

We might still be able to arrange something if she isn't too uptight or demanding.

I think she should be invited. But we'd have to crank up the qualities of the site. Instead of provocation and abuse, we'd need things like debate and discussion. Also, invert_nexus would probably have to be shot. But only once.

TDI's wife is a member on sciforums! She wasn't his wife when she registered

YAY...

fulfilled the criteria.

Well, they didn't meet here. :(

TDI's wife is on?

I assume she knows this place causes brain damage.

TDI's wife is on?

I assume she knows this place causes brain damage.

TDI told me he forced her to become a member so that she would acquire brain damage (he didn't tell that to her of course) and succumb to marrying him.

TDI told me he forced her to become a member so that she would acquire brain damage (he didn't tell that to her of course) and succumb to marrying him.

That's probably the only way posters in sci could get someone to marry them. That and imprisonment.

That's probably the only way posters in sci could get someone to marry them. That and imprisonment.

There is another way. I met mine drunk in a bar.

TDI's wife is a member on sciforums! She wasn't his wife when she registered

Who is she?

can't remember, I only hit on single people.

can't remember, I only hit on single people.

Good.
Now I can let my wife join.

I can confirm one Sciforums wedding.

15ofthe19 and Princess were married on 4-30-05.

Are we the only ones?