Somebody, please, write me a punch line ....

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2331/2080298065_86a3af2fee.jpg (http://nancykayshapiro.livejournal.com/35633.html?style=mine)

kill it once, strikes you twice!

It's sintastic!

Jews eat ham?

Punchline?

Jewcy Ham

clearly photoshopped, but still funny

clearly photoshopped

Clearly. You've explained it so well.

Better call Balducci's, let them know they've been libeled.

clearly photoshopped, but still funny

Heh, not a fake actually.

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/food/2007/12/06/2007-12-06_balduccis_offers_ham_for_chanukah.html

Shapiro, a self-described "unobservant Jew," said. "I wasn't offended in any way. I just thought, here's somebody who knows nothing about what Jews eat."

and here is evidence of what Jews actually eat and how many "unobservant Jews" there are...store managers are not dummies.

http://www.gub-gub.co.uk/images/pig-waving-animation.gif

Heh.. it's similar to when a catering company decided to sell bacon and egg rolls at a university campus and labelled it as halal.

dont .............know

and here is evidence of what Jews actually eat and how many "unobservant Jews" there are...store managers are not dummies.

That could be. I love pork.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-bacon-not-done.jpg

http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/happyhanuchihuahua.jpg

Great. Now I want a taco.