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spuriousmonkey
04-06-07, 08:48 AM
Hairy chests are a sign of humanity

The hairy chest is the perfect sign of what it means to be human. A luscious forest of hair hiding the female derived character of the nipple. Supported by many sweat and other glands giving this forest its human identity.

In our modern society humanity is denied. The hairy chest is seen as gross or even 'unnatural', similar to the situation with female body fat. We have dehumanized the humanity of our chest, our human business card.

This behaviour is perpetuated on sciforums where threads on natural topics such as chest hair and the Illuminati have no chance in the proper forums. They are quickly removed to remove the feeling of being comfortableness with our human body. A feeling that is superseding all religions and perpetuated by that omnipresent evil of television and other popular culture media outlets.

In the 70s and 80s it was still ok to show that you are human. Not anymore in the 90s and the 00s (naughts?). We have become shallow robots obsessed about having a shiny robot exterior. No more ugly people on TV. Unless it is on a reality show that transforms them into beautiful people with the help of the beautification industry, the industry that is intent on killing our humanity.

I say fight this battle against humanity.

Join the good side. Let your chest hair flow in the wind and let it be seen by all in the world.

spuriousmonkey, PhD

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references:
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=65039
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40009000/jpg/_40009431_nagasaki238.jpg

Lord Hillyer
04-06-07, 09:06 AM
Spuriousmonkey, I think I'm falling for you.

spuriousmonkey
04-06-07, 09:53 AM
They all do in the end.

kenworth
04-06-07, 09:55 AM
hairy chests are the step brothers of hairy backs.

hairy backs are objectively wrong.

Athelwulf
04-06-07, 10:52 PM
It's why I don't bother to shave anything below my neck. I like to keep my humanity.

Killjoy
04-07-07, 12:56 AM
Hairy chests are a sign of humanity

Thank God...

I thought I was devolving.

Athelwulf
04-07-07, 01:06 AM
I thought I was devolving.

I don't think one can say that those who have chest hair are devolving. Never mind the fact that there's no such thing in biology. Statements like that can confuse the likes of IceAgeCivilizations. ;)

It's more accurate to say that those who have chest hair haven't inherited genes that code for more absence of body hair, as other people have.

draqon
04-07-07, 01:08 AM
stop it w/ the gayness

Athelwulf
04-07-07, 02:01 AM
stop it w/ the gayness

Stop it with the homophobia.

Killjoy
04-07-07, 08:14 AM
I don't think one can say that those who have chest hair are devolving. Never mind the fact that there's no such thing in biology.

Praise Jesus !!!

God's Holy Plan is sound !!!
:worship: :worship: :worship:

draqon
04-07-07, 07:13 PM
God's Holy Plan is sound !!!
:worship: :worship: :worship:

there is no God.

Satyr
04-07-07, 10:03 PM
What are hairy asses an indication of?

vslayer
04-07-07, 10:35 PM
dags

Killjoy
04-08-07, 01:45 AM
there is no God.

Sure There Is !!!!

The stove...

The stove !!!

spuriousmonkey
04-08-07, 01:46 AM
Let's keep it serious people. I spend 3 hours on my essay.

Killjoy
04-08-07, 01:55 AM
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/3/bushconfused21atq6.jpg

Tiassa
04-08-07, 02:51 AM
Who here enjoys running their hands through a man's chest hair? Who enjoys picking the chest hair out of their teeth after a good shag?

The only weird thing about men shaving chest hair is that I don't understand why so many macho-men want to make themselves more feminine as part of their expression of masculinity.

draqon
04-08-07, 03:07 AM
Who here enjoys running their hands through a man's chest hair? Who enjoys picking the chest hair out of their teeth after a good shag?

The only weird thing about men shaving chest hair is that I don't understand why so many macho-men want to make themselves more feminine as part of their expression of masculinity.

you are a man, yet you cannot understand one of your own?

Or are we so different, as terrains of planet Earth?

leopold99
04-08-07, 03:10 AM
Hairy chests are a sign of humanity

does that mean i'm not human?

draqon
04-08-07, 03:12 AM
does that mean i'm not human?

Who do you choose to be?

leopold99
04-08-07, 03:15 AM
i want to be sams lover so bad i can almost smell it. :D

draqon
04-08-07, 03:19 AM
i want to be sams lover so bad i can almost smell it. :D

Let the strong feelings for sam grow into reality.

I will not question the truth of these feelings. Or should I?

leopold99
04-08-07, 03:21 AM
Let the strong feelings for sam grow into reality.

I will not question the truth of these feelings. Or should I?
i'm kidding draqon. you know, sarcasm?

draqon
04-08-07, 03:22 AM
i'm kidding draqon. you know, sarcasm?

acknowledged.

Tiassa
04-08-07, 03:25 AM
you are a man, yet you cannot understand one of your own?

Or are we so different, as terrains of planet Earth?

We may or may not be so different; I don't know. I was actually being somewhat light-hearted. I'm not much on chest hair. And as I generally don't devote a whole lot of time to licking a man's chest, I haven't much to pick out of my teeth. At least, not chest hair.

Er ... anyway ....

What I don't understand, though, is the conflict between the machismo and the feminization. That's all. One becomes more macho by performing an action that, under any other circumstances, would be considered feminizing.

Satyr
04-08-07, 09:44 AM
The connection of hairiness with primitiveness and with immaturity and its declining appeal, as a social and cultural trend, makes it indicative of deeper psychological issues.

The dumbing-down in the west, as another method of social control equivalent to Islamic religious fanaticism, results in a population stuck in a state of adolescence and obsessed with youth and youthfulness.
Furthermore the desire to adhere to some ideal we call ‘civility’ or ‘civilized’ makes any symbolic reference to it, such as politeness, political-correctness, equalitarianism, a sign of reason as opposed to the primitive state of instinctive behavior. Thusly hairiness becomes an unwanted symbol of primitiveness.

Another thing to consider is that the Feminization of Man results in a feminization of appearances, as appearance is a manifestation of Becoming.

A dog or a fox, when domesticated, acquires certain physical characteristics such as drooping ears and tail or certain skull shapes which mimic adolescence and infantile demeanors – feminine traits. Similarly humans go through a metamorphosis to become less threatening in appearance and so the feminine character traits, metal traits, translate into physical traits.
So as the behavioral differences between males and females diminishes, body forms become more similar and hermaphroditic forms are preferred.

sidharth
04-08-07, 09:58 AM
agree with u satyr.....:bugeye:

redarmy11
04-08-07, 10:00 AM
Ah, so that's why women have suddenly started shaving their whoopsies.

S.A.M.
04-08-07, 10:05 AM
Ah, so that's why women have suddenly started shaving their whoopsies.

Its a civil movement.

http://www.petitiononline.com/Pubic828/petition.html

francois
04-08-07, 10:09 AM
I have hairy nipples. That's something, right?

redarmy11
04-08-07, 10:14 AM
Its a civil movement.

http://www.petitiononline.com/Pubic828/petition.html
Clearly. (http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?Pubic828&1) :rolleyes:

Not that the link works or anything. Look, just read all of the 47 so-called endorsements, ok?

S.A.M.
04-08-07, 10:17 AM
Clearly. (http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?Pubic828&1) :rolleyes:

Not that the link works or anything. Look, just read all of the 47 so-called endorsements, ok?

Made ya look, huh?:D

redarmy11
04-08-07, 10:25 AM
Yes, congratulations, you've just completely wasted my time.

S.A.M.
04-08-07, 10:27 AM
sam 1
red -1

hehehe

spuriousmonkey
04-08-07, 02:00 PM
The connection of hairiness with primitiveness and with immaturity and its declining appeal, as a social and cultural trend, makes it indicative of deeper psychological issues.

The dumbing-down in the west, as another method of social control equivalent to Islamic religious fanaticism, results in a population stuck in a state of adolescence and obsessed with youth and youthfulness.
Furthermore the desire to adhere to some ideal we call ‘civility’ or ‘civilized’ makes any symbolic reference to it, such as politeness, political-correctness, equalitarianism, a sign of reason as opposed to the primitive state of instinctive behavior. Thusly hairiness becomes an unwanted symbol of primitiveness.

Another thing to consider is that the Feminization of Man results in a feminization of appearances, as appearance is a manifestation of Becoming.

A dog or a fox, when domesticated, acquires certain physical characteristics such as drooping ears and tail or certain skull shapes which mimic adolescence and infantile demeanors – feminine traits. Similarly humans go through a metamorphosis to become less threatening in appearance and so the feminine character traits, metal traits, translate into physical traits.
So as the behavioral differences between males and females diminishes, body forms become more similar and hermaphroditic forms are preferred.

Finally someone who makes sense.

francois
04-08-07, 05:32 PM
Is the West indeed getting dumber, or does democracy just make it seem that way? We have tons of average Americans, all who have external locusts of control. Aren't mobs of overwhelming stupidity just a necessary byproduct?

Satyr
04-08-07, 06:02 PM
Is the West indeed getting dumber, or does democracy just make it seem that way? We have tons of average Americans, all who have external locusts of control. Aren't mobs of overwhelming stupidity just a necessary byproduct?Indeed they are.

Unfortunately I believe a certain tipping point eventually gets dangerously close.
As the system depends on larger and larger populations their discipline is secured through institutional and moral manipulations.

The increase in stupidity results in a lowering of the average common denominator, making the democratic system self-destructive, if not hypocritical.

I believe it is more hypocritical than self-destructive.
The illusion of freedom is maintained by producing common ideals, such as materialism, equalitarianism, altruism which, in turn, benefit the system’s stability.
The illusion of freedom is the byproduct of this dumbing-down, as simpler minds require less to remain content and docile.
That’s why the most stable and harmonious social groups are found amongst species with a less developed awareness and self-awareness.

A dog is happy with food, shelter, companionship and a ball, a human being requires more, in relation to it.
Similarly a retard requires so little to be content or to remain satisfied – an example is the Christian fairy tale: a simplistic metaphorical tale that satisfies the metaphysical and existential concerns of the mediocre.

iam
04-08-07, 06:14 PM
We associate hairiness with lower species, instinct over mind etc. It does have some real revelance. As we are less hairy because we have the ability to affect our environment and not the environment completely dictate us. As well, we associate the attributes of the young to life so that would necessarily be favored. Just as we don't like wrinkles, grey hair, warts, or any signs of decay.

francois
04-08-07, 06:27 PM
Save the world through degeneracy!

Satyr, I think you would love "A Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy Toole.
http://www.amazon.com/Confederacy-Dunces-Evergreen-Book/dp/0802130208/ref=pd_bbs_2/104-2046858-0438302?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1176074948&sr=8-2