Guests. Wuduryouallabout?

Discussion in 'Site Feedback' started by Captain Kremmen, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Guests.
    At this moment there are 14 members online and 512 guests.

    What do guests do? Why are they here?
    Are they just observing our antics like
    Victorian visitors to bedlam?

    Perhaps they are watching sciforums as if it was a TV soap.........

    "Ooh Edna, come to the computer quickly
    that naughty Falseprimate is in trouble again"
     
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  3. DeepThought Banned Banned

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    They are monitoring us.
     
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  5. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    ....I hope they like me.
     
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  7. DeepThought Banned Banned

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    Unlikely.

    The majority wisely stay silent.

    Only the ego-infested retards register and start posting.
     
    Last edited: Nov 21, 2007
  8. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Most of them are bots.
     
  9. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    That's not a nice name to call a guest!

    They should join.
    We can talk about oil and stuff.
    The rising price of replacement sensors.
    Things that would interest them.
     
    Last edited: Nov 20, 2007
  10. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    I hate those people

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  11. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Me too! They can just suck m...wait...better not say that.

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  12. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    They are just watching to see if there are any women or men here they might want to hit on!!!
     
  13. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    .....I am on the edge of my F%CKing SEAT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    There are alot of search engine companies that create spiders that hunt down things on forums. For instance Yahoo doesn't have just one Asyncronous server devote to tracking down posts, but uses a number of servers. They do attempt to follow specific standards in regards to where the bots roam as obviously having hundreds of accesses is bandwidth intense.

    The point is, if a forum is small and empty the spiders move on, however if there is a lot of activity like pages being changed/edit/added too and removed the bot's go crazy. It's even possible that the bots feed their own need to spider, when one bot shows up as a guest another bot pulls in the page reading the guest exists (and therefore becomes a guest themselves etc)
     
  15. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    Ohh, that made me spit cranberry juice all over myself.
     
  16. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    It's like they are watching you but you can't see them. It's a power thing.
     
  17. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Carnivore
     
  18. Reiku Banned Banned

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    It's like big brother... except, we are the inmates.
     

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