Yes.... that's right.....!!!!!!!!

*drums*

I'm getting married!!!!!!! :cool:


Being banned was the best thing that happened in my life. I had lots of time to work on a relationship that was really flourishing.

So I asked her to marry me. I still remember... we were in a little park and the sun was setting. It was really nice.... :)


Anyways.... those are the news from me.... My life has been changing quite a bit. We are going to be moving out together very soon...


Oh, and of course...... we couldn't resist waiting for the honey moon..... :D


Now I don't need this place anymore. So good bye!

Congradulations....even though it's funny how you can't do two things at one time....or mayber you can (hint,hint) good luck!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

What? Truthseeker got a bitch? Ain't being possible...

Well, have fun.

Congratulations. Have a nice married life.

Hey! Look at who you are calling "bitch"! Look at a mirror, for a change! :D
She is really cute btw....

Anyways... thanks guys... :D

Crap, I guessed wrong. :)

Shit....
That means there's really something wrong with me.... Oh wait, there's really something wrong with TruthSeeker! Yeah, that's better.

Here are some pictures....

Enjoy....

...
I know I am enjoying... :D

That's her...
http://www.bytephoto.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=43744&password=&sort=1&size=medium&cat=500&page=

That's me and her...
http://www.bytephoto.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=43745&password=&sort=1&size=medium&cat=500&page=

And that's a romantic picture.... ;)
http://www.bytephoto.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=43746&password=&sort=1&size=medium&cat=500&page=

I have to say that she seems to be a good pick...

I REALLY need a haircut..... :D
I was trying to get into a more artisy style, but it didn't wrok very well... :p

Congratulations truthseeker may you have al ong life with your wife who seems quite pritty, lets hope shes not a control freek,nazi tirant dictator who tells you she is divorcing you if you dont buy her a cadillac.

Awww, hope you will be very happy together!

lovely lady, lucky guy, my very best wishes for the future.

Congratulation, TS!

I don't know how wise it is to be marrying at such a young age (or marrying at all for that matter), but good luck :)

Does this mean you have full Canadian citizenship now? (haha..like a mail order bride :D )

I kidd

1. You look like an Iraqi Hippie, get a haircut.

2. day-amm! you snagged that tail? kick ass, man!

3. now your life shall become an unending imprisonment of responsibility and gloom.

What could possibly come out? Mini-TruthSeekers, what else?

Marriage at such a young age.... That's what bothers me. Other than that, I wish you plenty of family happiness =)

p.s. I think you look better with the long hair.

Go TS....

1) Nice job

2) You look a lot less horrendous then your previous pictures made you out to look.

anyway good luck....though social satistics are against you my friend.

Advice from your elder:

1. You will disagree. Do it openly. Fight, yell, scream, get it out. It's ok and it burns calories. No permanent harm is done as long as none is intended. Remember that reasonable people can disagree and still live on the same planet or even in the same house. You don't have to convince each other.

2. Life will not always be as it is today. The relationship has to change with it. That's not easy. The individuals will change too. The trick is to keep the two individuals and the relationship in synch.

3. Sometimes one of you is right and the other is wrong. If one is consistently right about a certain facet of life such as investing or how to make a decent meal, that one should probably be in charge of that facet of life.

4. Money really is important. It's that simple. Economics has replaced psychology and religion as our civilization's philosophy. You have to make peace with that.

5. So is sex.

6. There are a few really basic things that are so important that you simply must agree or you might as well kiss it off. Whether to have children is the most important of all.

7. If you have children, remember that the most important thing a father must do for his children is to love their mother.

8. A good marriage does not, by itself, guarantee a good life. You still need jobs, education, and good luck. If times get tough don't blame it on the fact that you got married. Single people are miserable too.

9. A dog makes everything better. Every family should have at least one. Every child should grow up with one. If you can't live in a place where you can have a dog, give the whole idea a second thought.

10. "Marriage is a commitment to share who you are with another person." -- Counselor Deanna Troi, Star Trek:TNG

:) Congrats TS.....

Just one question.....you seem very young.....are you sure you're ready??

Awww, dude, that is sooo cute. I just got myself a new boy a few weeks ago, and to see a couple so cute and stuff....yeah, it's inspiriaring. And georgious. BIG CONGRATS!!!

You all guessed wrong because I am also getting married.

Have fun with your soon-to-be wife, Mr. Seeker. Do visit us once in a while, when you got nothing to do ... We'll be waiting ...

congratsTS have fun

internet geeks don't get married.....is she a whale?

My hearty congrats to Truthseeker and Spuriousmonkey. Wish you happy and joyfull life.

Yes.... that's right.....!!!!!!!!

*drums*

I'm getting married!!!!!!! :cool:


Being banned was the best thing that happened in my life. I had lots of time to work on a relationship that was really flourishing.

So I asked her to marry me. I still remember... we were in a little park and the sun was setting. It was really nice.... :)


Anyways.... those are the news from me.... My life has been changing quite a bit. We are going to be moving out together very soon...


Oh, and of course...... we couldn't resist waiting for the honey moon..... :D


Now I don't need this place anymore. So good bye!



After about a year or so you'll tire of her and come back here.

i thought you loved us *soap opera exit music* dont leave us TS!

congrats

No one ever truly leaves the sciforums. You'll be back... sciforums will be your secret mistress. :D

Congrats! Take it easy:)

You all guessed wrong because I am also getting married.

wtf?

Say it ain't so monkey boy!!

There goes my last chance at a good man. Damn it all.

I hope she murders you in your sleep.
Or while you're awake.
Or maybe slowly poison you for years...

Better tell, where did you leave Gendy, the smelliest of all females? I haven't sensed the smell of this witch yet.

Wow.

In pieces in the national forest. Where else?

Anyway. What's that I smell?
Sniff sniff.
Jealousy that your musk is not as powerful as that smelliest of all females?
Keep working. You'll get there someday maybe...


Hmm. Wonder what Truthseeker's old lady smells like? I bet he doesn't even know. He'll find out on his wedding night, won't he?

Can you imagine the scene in the hotel room?
Oy!
I can't even think of a descriptive sequence funny enough...
Someone help me out.

Maybe Gendanken's ghost will rise from the forest floor to write us a witty tune.

wtf?

Say it ain't so monkey boy!!

There goes my last chance at a good man. Damn it all.

I'm afraid it is so...

They are taking me off the market...

Prices of the remaining good men will skyrocket now. There is only 3 left.

Pardon for being nosey, but tell us more! Forgive me, but it was like: one day you're single and whining, the next day you're claimed, sealed, etc.!

Congratulations =)

He'll find out on his wedding night, won't he?
We done it already. She is pretty good at it....

Does this mean you have full Canadian citizenship now? (haha..like a mail order bride )
Ha! Yeah, right! Do you think it is that easy? Not really! I don't even know how I'm going to support ourselves, cause right now I don't have the right to get a job.... The government is just giving us some good headache right now.... We might need to delay the marriage a little bit- that if I don't run out of money and get kicked out. I do have enough money for 6 months, but it is not going to last forever. It really sucks! Like... We wanna have kids (4, eventually) and live in peace, being productive members of this society, but everyone around is just... annoying. It's kinda frustrating... :(

Like.... why do we have to practically be rich to be together? Arrrgh....!

Well... at least we have each other......

Oh boy.. you've already decided how many kids you want?

haha

Anyways, don't fret. They'll let you in if you bother the right people long enough.

We done it already. She is pretty good at it....

Ahh. I misread. You said you couldn't wait til the honeymoon.
So. She's good at it, eh?
Been around has she?
And you? She was your cherry popper? Did you embarass yourself? Found the right hole or did she have to walk you through it?

So. How does she smell then? Musky?

So. Hey. Since it's kinda my fault you got banned, can I be the best man?

You're a horrible person, Invert. There are times to pick, and times to stay silent. This is one of those times to stay quiet. Just say congradulations and save your ad hominems for debate.

Ha ha, I'm just kidding. I'd throw some insults around, but every time I do that, I seem to get banned.

I bet she was never allowed to get dirty as a child. Now she needs to overcompensate by marrying the personification of trash juice.
Look at him. I feel like I can smell those photos. He appears to be permanently cocooned by a fine film of transluscent filth.
And that's just the way he looks. This is truthseeker, it's not like he has anyway to make up for his humorously unfortunate appearance.
Are you sure this isn't a new reality tv show? "My pathetic wussy loser of a slimeball faggot fiance who stinks and is retarded" ?
You should be carefull, I wouldn't like to see your feelings get hurt.

This is truthseeker, it's not like he has anyway to make up for his humorously unfortunate appearance.
Are you sure this isn't a new reality tv show? "My pathetic wussy loser of a slimeball faggot fiance who stinks and is retarded" ?
You should be carefull, I wouldn't like to see your feelings get hurt.

I'm not sure that she is the epitome of good sense and judgment anyhow. She wears a necklace that says "FOXY" in those cute little alphabet beads you used to play with in third or fourth grade. What about her doesn't scream, "I'm easy!"

How long did it take for her to sleep with you?



Sorry, I'm just bitter that the monkey is taken.

Oh boy.. you've already decided how many kids you want?
Odly enough, we both always wanted four kids. And we also want the first one to be a girl.... :p

Anyways, don't fret. They'll let you in if you bother the right people long enough.
Yes, I suppose...
They are just so picky with money.... Everything cost money. It's frustrating cause we could probably have a kid sooner if they weren't so picky about money..... And there's a lot of bureaucracy too. But we are getting through it...

Ahh. I misread. You said you couldn't wait til the honeymoon.
So. She's good at it, eh?
Been around has she?
And you? She was your cherry popper? Did you embarass yourself? Found the right hole or did she have to walk you through it?
We did it pretty fine..... :D

So. How does she smell then? Musky?
She smels pretty delicious. Delicious like a juicy fruit. Quite a perfume......

So. Hey. Since it's kinda my fault you got banned, can I be the best man?
No, we have better candidates. Lots of them...

I bet she was never allowed to get dirty as a child. Now she needs to overcompensate by marrying the personification of trash juice.Look at him. I feel like I can smell those photos. He appears to be permanently cocooned by a fine film of transluscent filth.
And that's just the way he looks. This is truthseeker, it's not like he has anyway to make up for his humorously unfortunate appearance.
Are you sure this isn't a new reality tv show? "My pathetic wussy loser of a slimeball faggot fiance who stinks and is retarded" ?
Oh my.... you are sooooooooo jealous.... :rolleyes:

You should be carefull, I wouldn't like to see your feelings get hurt.
I cannot help to hear some hypocrisy in what you are saying..... :rolleyes:

I'm not sure that she is the epitome of good sense and judgment anyhow. She wears a necklace that says "FOXY" in those cute little alphabet beads you used to play with in third or fourth grade.
Well, it's a cute necklace. It goes very well with her.... she is quite sexy... Specially when she goes half-naked to bed. Huuuuuuuummmm..... :D

What about her doesn't scream, "I'm easy!"
Well, she is not really "easy"! Like... she can choose whoever she wants- she is just too pretty... :)

How long did it take for her to sleep with you?
Well... it took a while. Altough we did sleep sooner then we should because we both wanted to have a child. I actually told her that we shouldn't try having a child right now cause we don't have enough money. But she insisted and I just couldn't resist....

Sorry, I'm just bitter that the monkey is taken.
And looks like you are not the only one that is jealous....


Where's wes? I want him to get jealous too...! :D

You do realize that kids cost a lot more money to raise in Canada?

It would be cruel to raise them in poverty just because you both want four. You need to get a decent job and foundation first.

Oh yeah, absolutely. We have discussed that together, already. We will do a budget soon and see what we can do.....

What did you think? That we would make four kids this year!?!?!? I don't think that is even possible!!! :D
Well.... it is with a lot of luck.....

Still... even if we would do something stupid like that, it would be nothing compared to the poverty in my own country....

Congrats dude. Hold on to her, shes a hot one. :D :cool:

Oh yeah! :D

And you just saw her face! It just gets better!!! :D :p

You should see my face now. I have a huge hangover. Had my bachelor party last night.....

Did you have a good time at least, you heartbreaker?

Best of luck, TruthSeeker. I hope everything works out well for you.

Did you have a good time at least, you heartbreaker?

Yes, I did actually. foolishly enough I thought there wouldn't be a bachelor party because my best friend said there wouldn't be. I'm so gullible.

Oh yeah! :D

And you just saw her face! It just gets better!!! :D :p
We demand a body picture.

Best of luck, TruthSeeker. I hope everything works out well for you.
Thanks. I hope too. I hope the government will just leave us alone and let me work so that me and my sweetheart can finally have kids....! :eek:

We demand a body picture.
Ha! Yeah right.... No way! Her sexy pictures are for my eyes only....!! :D :p

Go home immigrant.

Go home immigrant.
Ignore this twat,
Best of luck to you, deep respect for everyone that 'ties the knot', cant wait for it myself, have a fun an intresting life/wife hehehe :m: :D

Guess who is married now.

*attaches ball and chain to spurios monkeys' lower leg*

Ahh. I misread. You said you couldn't wait til the honeymoon.
So. She's good at it, eh?
Been around has she?
And you? She was your cherry popper? Did you embarass yourself? Found the right hole or did she have to walk you through it?

So. How does she smell then? Musky?

So. Hey. Since it's kinda my fault you got banned, can I be the best man?
Heh!

Nasty...

We did it pretty fine.....

She smels pretty delicious. Delicious like a juicy fruit. Quite a perfume......

Too much information Seek. Does she know you're telling all and sundry about your sex life and how she smells? And does she know that you describe your sex lives together as being 'pretty fine'? Sounds like you're describing a CD you just bought..

Well, it's a cute necklace. It goes very well with her.... she is quite sexy... Specially when she goes half-naked to bed. Huuuuuuuummmm.....
What? She won't let you see her naked? :p

Well, she is not really "easy"! Like... she can choose whoever she wants- she is just too pretty...
Charming! You sound as though you're saying she's easy, however not too easy.

Anywho...

Congratulations! :D

Guess who is married now.
Congratulations Monkey!! :D

Too much information Seek. Does she know you're telling all and sundry about your sex life and how she smells? And does she know that you describe your sex lives together as being 'pretty fine'? Sounds like you're describing a CD you just bought..
Oh don't be silly! I'm leaving all the details out! :D
And our sex life is none of your business. :p

What? She won't let you see her naked?
Of course she does, duh! I was just saying that she seduces me.... :cool:

Charming! You sound as though you're saying she's easy, however not too easy.
How could she be easy? She is too gorgeous to be easy. She could have whoever she wanted. She chose me. So there you go!

Another picture of her....
http://www.bytephoto.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=44736


We are soon going to Brazil for honeymoon.... I might post a few other pictures from there... if I have time and care enough..... :D

Looking at the pictures I’m reminded of a big-mouthed sea bass devouring a tiny worm from off a two-inch hook.

The struggle is more enjoyable than the ensuing meal because the fish is full of bones and hunger makes the fisherman swallow them whole, just to make the fishing trip seem worth while and to fill his belly.

Afterwards he sits there content and relaxed before we wakes up the next morning, takes a dump and goes off to find another fish.

How wonderful fresh nuptials are.
So full of hope, and dreams and unblemished expectations governed by a blind sex drive.

Eventually they produce a newcomer, full of wailing need and a tabula rasa awaiting to be scribbled upon by trembling hands and parched mouths, opening their cavities to the heavens for a drop of cool water.
They pass on their disease and it, the product of their misery, inherits the burden of slow decay and unquenchable desire, as it grows to hate them both and discover the horror of its ancestry.
Then it forgives them in a moment of self-realization, as it sees their weakness in itself and wanting to absolve itself from the guilt.

Afterwards it too seeks out a recipient for its seed to continue the cycle.

It brings a tear to my eye.
Live long and prosper.

beautiful satyr

I guess I’m just a hopeless romantic.

I think about the wonderful first 12 months, when shared dreams act as lubricants against the friction and midnight strolls, holding hands, giggling and talking about how wonderful things will turn out, are enough to bolster tolerance and maintain patience.

Then the chemicals in the brain evaporate and the hard, cruel, truth hits them like a train wreck.

‘How do I get myself out of this?’ the mind asks, in secret, while the face puts on a brave front and the head nods in agreement, when they answer a probing question from a nosy aunt by mentioning how wonderful things are going and turn to you for support.

Ah, young love.
So pure, so beautiful, so full of the drunken awareness of a homeless bum vomiting last night’s breakfast into the sewer.

Stop it you’ll make me cry.

Let me guess, these two also believe in God….right?

Xev,

Your pessimism makes you forget that marriage is different from love. I've seen many happily married couples that don't lust over eachother 24/7.

Apparently marriage is all about building a family.

It is. It is two families joining together......
Plus more to come, of course..... :D:p

Well, she is not really "easy"! Like... she can choose whoever she wants- she is just too pretty... :)

You are a fucking idiot, fucking an idiot.

I'm esctatic for the both of you, and now I know what Truthseeker looks like.....


A toast to to the mahout (http://www.planetark.com/envpicstory.cfm/newsid/27641) and his bride- good luck in your future familes.

Millhouse:
It is. It is two families joining together......
Plus more to come, of course.....

Ugly babies rule.

Oh my God, you are both soooooo jealous.... :rolleyes:

Thanks for the pic of your wife Truth. I had fun with that last night ;)

Millhouse:
Oh my God, you are both soooooo jealous....
How so?

Do you even know what a mahout is? Ah.
Yes of course, I will admit to being jealous that your chubby gilfriend has a mahout.
You.

Gendanken,

Ugly babies rule.

Ever seen a baby that wasn't ugly?
I haven't.
Well. Newborns anyway. I suppose some cuten up eventually.
Wasn't it you that had a thread somewhere about how cute babies turn into ugly adults and vice versa?
I seem to recall....


Water,

You are a fucking idiot, fucking an idiot.

How dare you use a word that I used to describe Bach in describing Truthseeker over there....

Anyway. I'd love to witness her intellect.
Get her to post something, Truthseeker.
I'm not worried about you coaching her. If you were doing her a service in doing so, then that means that she's pretty damn bad.


Truthseeker,

Oh my God, you are both soooooo jealous....

Everyone's jealous of you. We're always jealous of what we are too intellectually challenged to even understand...


Spurious,

Congrats. Now. Quick. Harvest her for stem cells and create some four-assed baboons...

Is she the same girl you were with a while back? The one with identical laptop as your old one?

This thread is inane, the thread starter is inane, his boo-hah-hah-ah is inane, ah, inanity, inanity, and everything is inanity.

I wonder where the word "inane" comes from ... I'll try an etymology: "in anus". Yes, that's about right.

You kid me.

That's ...hilarious.
It really is rooted in "in anus"? Never heard.

Nexus:
Ever seen a baby that wasn't ugly?
I haven't.
Well. Newborns anyway. I suppose some cuten up eventually.
Wasn't it you that had a thread somewhere about how cute babies turn into ugly adults and vice versa?
I seem to recall....

These babies will be ...pretty damn ugly, though.

This thread is a superb example of ennui and its effects.

Yeah, babies are all reddish at first. They do become smoother, paler, and all, but children are a constant headache! Trust me, kids can be cute only while they're smiling quietly and, most importantly, while they aren't yours. Spouses and family in general are a headache.

Eh.... children.... :rolleyes:
This thread should be in the cesspool by now....

Anyways... I'm having fun and that's what matters...... ;)

Spurious,

Is she the same girl you were with a while back? The one with identical laptop as your old one?

nope...

You kid me.

That's ...hilarious.
It really is rooted in "in anus"? Never heard.

I don't think so, I made it up.
But we can promulgate this etymology. In 20 years at least, it will be valid.
Popular or folk etymologies are very powerful.

Beleive me marriege aint all that it was at first. But I traded My wife for a brand new computer and Ive been happy ever since.lol :p

How do you have sex with your computer.......? :confused:

Another picture of her....

Wow Truthseeker, she's got the perfect body... to soon be 300 pounds.

Wow, quite of negative bunch around here aren't we? Some of you guys are quite cruel.... but truthseeker, you already know not to listen to them. Wish you the best of luck and long, happy lives together.

Many happy years from me truth :) make sure to do everytihng she sais, otherwise it will end in divorse, women like being nurtured.

Wow, quite of negative bunch around here aren't we? Some of you guys are quite cruel.... but truthseeker, you already know not to listen to them.
They just exagerate because they are desperately jealous AND wrong.... :rolleyes:

Wish you the best of luck and long, happy lives together.
Well, thanks :)

Many happy years from me truth
Thanks

make sure to do everytihng she sais, otherwise it will end in divorse, women like being nurtured.
Well... that's just a natural consequence of extreme hormonal changes.... LOL! :D :bugeye: :eek:

I already wonder why i got married...

I already wonder why i got married...
Monkey! You're back!

I would have said welcome back Monkey... but somehow this does not seem like the right time.. :confused:

Most people go through a rough patch after the honeymoon period is over. Both need to adjust to many new things and it sometimes takes time for everything to find its proper place.






Psst... Welcome back Monkey! :)

Anyhoo...

I'm moving within a month to the USA. Going to do research again. I will be concentrating on working then...

This thread was dead....
Why revive it? :rolleyes:

Truthseeker (or anyone)
please, please re-post the pictures of you and your beloved? In four years I've never gotten to see a picture of you man! And that particular hosting service isn't working out.
Or email the pictures to me tyler.cohen@mail.mcgill.ca
thanks!

Yes.... that's right.....!!!!!!!!

*drums*

I'm getting married!!!!!!! :cool:




\/\/ooo )-(OOO
good for you
save me some cake :bugeye:

That was 4 months ago..... :rolleyes:

Tyler,
I will, when I have some time....
(Gosh... being married is a lot of work! LOL! :D )

Yaba Daba :m:

I wonder whether he is still getting laid.

well that trying to have a kid so desperately thing is a bit strange but other than that... late congratulations!
Where did you find her? Don't say "at church" or i will have to shoot myself.

Where did you find her? Don't say "at church" or i will have to shoot myself.

Don't shoot yourself!
Rather go to church!


;)

I wonder whether he is still getting laid.
Not lately. We are busy with a one month old baby. And we can't and don't want to have another one any time soon....
We still do other stuff though... :D

well that trying to have a kid so desperately thing is a bit strange but other than that... late congratulations!
Where did I say I was desperate to have a child?

Where did you find her? Don't say "at church" or i will have to shoot myself.
I found her in homestay. She doesn't like churches. Her mother is a crazy catholic, so she really doesn't like churches...

Where did I say I was desperate to have a child?

you said you wanted to wait, and she wanted to pregnant before you even got married, which is pretty intense. She was desperate, not you, which makes her a little, for lack of a better euphemism, out of the ordinary. Doesn't mean she is a bad person or a freak, it just struck me as odd.

I found her in homestay. She doesn't like churches. Her mother is a crazy catholic, so she really doesn't like churches...
What is "homestay", I have never heard that word, is that a type of school or something?

you said you wanted to wait, and she wanted to pregnant before you even got married, which is pretty intense. She was desperate, not you, which makes her a little, for lack of a better euphemism, out of the ordinary. Doesn't mean she is a bad person or a freak, it just struck me as odd.
Well, it's not like I didn't want. I simply recognized the challenges that a child would bring to us. That's all.

What is "homestay", I have never heard that word, is that a type of school or something?
Homestay is a program that allows international students to live in a family's house in order to be involved in the language and culture at all times. The family is called the "host family" and the student is a "cashcow". :D :D :D

Were you the student visitor or was she? And visting from which country to which country, please?

Duendy and I?

Were you the student visitor or was she?
I was the visitor.

And visting from which country to which country, please?
I'm from Brazil and I'm living in Canada. I thought everyone knew it! :D

I was the visitor.


I'm from Brazil and I'm living in Canada. I thought everyone knew it! :D
Very good.

Not lately. We are busy with a one month old baby. And we can't and don't want to have another one any time soon....
We still do other stuff though... :D

You can still have sex if you use contraception, you know.

Or you could have buttsex.