Group of Women Krazy Glue man's penis

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  1. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    4 women, angry over finding out that this guy was nailing all of them, decided to take revenge by Krazy gluing his penis to his stomach.
    A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead got his penis glued to his stomach, according to court documents.

    Four women, including his wife, showed up to bind and blindfold the man, plus place the adhesive on his package, all in a bizarre plot to punish him for a lover's quadrangle gone bad, says the Calumet County docs.

    Now it's the women who face punishment, perhaps six years in prison, and at least one said Monday the story has gotten twisted and she's embarrassed.
    Read the rest: http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/Love-Quadrangle-Gets-Krazy-52431002.html
     
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  3. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    As a comparison, last night a guy walked into a gym class 5 miles from where I live and shot 14 women, 4 dead. Then killed himself.

    I guess I go with the Krazy glue...
     
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  5. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, shit I know how the guy feels.
    I had a similar occurrence last week, I'd only had a couple of roots that day and was feeling horny still so I was engaging in a little self help program but was having performance anxiety ( I'm a harsh critic with a self-deprecating nature) and was scared I might not live up to my own high expectations. Failing as I was to achieve the true mahogony to which I felt I deserved, I decided to prop up the poor tendril to a more statuesque profile and was busily gluing several toothbrushes to the now more appreciative vine, I was trying to leave a little slack just shy of the prepuce to facilitate the required ...how shall we say?... engulfment of the glans by my foreskin?..yep. I think that's what I mean.
    Anyway, despite having affixed a couple of the 'reach' 3 in ones with the bristles inwards, I was rising quite well to the occasion and things were coming to a head nearly as planned when Lo and behold my two favourite extra- marital lovers ( my father in law's mistress and my old kindergarten teacher's reformed ex lesbian lover) came into the penthouse (cubicle) at the same time and, unable to restrain themselves set about helping me achieve my pre-ordained goal and removing a little stubborn plaque at the same time. things were going swimmingly until the tube of cyanoacrylate esthers got unwittingly squashed between an errant chin and the dark recesses of my perineum. Now, bad luck has a way of presenting in the most satirical and unsubtle manner so it really should have been no surprise to anyone concerned that my scrotum not only got adhered to father in law's mistresses left eyelid but simultaneously, Kindergarten teacher's ex lesbian reformed lover's right nipple was firmly attached to afforementioned other female partner's slippery pearl whilst her left earlobe applanted itself to the slightly overburdened frenum of my rapidly deflating toothbrushed teepee.

    It's a cruel world.
     
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  7. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Did I mention there was a happy ending?
     
  8. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    I think 6 years in prison for doing that might be a bit excessive. I mean, the guy could have went to the emergency room and the doctors could have removed the Krazy Glu without any damage to his penis at all. 6 years in prison for that? Hmm, maybe make them pay for his hospital visit and some extra for ..."mental anguish"?

    Interesting point; If 4 guys grabbed a girl and glued her pussy closed (or wide open?), would the reactions be the same? Would the punishment be the same?

    Baron Max
     
  9. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Now the real punishment by the women would have been if they had started to strip after gluing his penis, thus causing a painful erection. Amateurs!

    "Ziemann and Belliveau are sisters and Belliveau didn't do anything wrong, Sewell said Monday. "She was just there for moral support. She wasn't even dating the guy. She stood at the door the whole time and didn't participate or nothing.''"

    Yes your honour, I went to the bank to see the robbery as a moral support, I didn't participate or anything...
     
  10. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    barron if 4 men did that to a women they would be chsrged with sexual assult or rape and be facing 15-20 years
     
  11. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    The women were charged with sexual assault and false imprisonment. Do you think they are getting special treatment cuz they are women?:shrug:
     
  12. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, because there was nothing false about the imprisonment.

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    What the hell is false imprisonment anyway???
     
  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, I know. As opposed to true imprisonment, huh.
     
  14. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Six years is pretty lenient. I would have given 15/20 also.

    I understand feeling vengeful, but sexually assaulting someone and gluing their genitals up with adhesive???
     
  15. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    That's exactly what I thought.
    I'm sure that the punishment would be much harsher for men who did anything similiar. Of course, if four men had a woman they were pissed off at tied up naked on a bed, they'd have probably ended up gang raping her and have gone to prison for life. On the other hand, if the four women had gang raped the man, he'd probably not even have reported the event (except to Penthouse Forums).
     
  16. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    What kind of man lets 4 women get the better of him like that?
     
  17. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    He was sexually assaulted.

    How was this only a mild crime?
     
  18. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    so if they had glued his hands over his nipples, would that be sexual assault?
     
  19. PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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  20. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    Ouch, I cringed reading that. Is that going to leave any serious damage?
     
  21. mike47 Banned Banned

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    It would be at least 20 years .
     
  22. mike47 Banned Banned

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    A very horny man....I guess...hahaha.
     
  23. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    VI, I am a man and that jerk got everything He deserved and in spades.

    With the sexual transmitted diseases out there today, He should have been charged with attempted murder.
     

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